Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Child Chris got a future vision of his life?

What if Chris walked around naked in public and didn't even notice he was naked?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Child Chris got a future vision of his life?

He'd shit himself and do nothing.

What if Chris walked around naked in public and didn't even notice he was naked?

Puke, puke, puke everywhere.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris guest starred on Sesame Street?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris guest starred on Sesame Street?

Not sure what he would do but I'm absolutely sure whatever it is it's going to make a lot of mothers very angry.
What if Chris had his own cooking show?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris tried to play a game of Minecraft in real life?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had his own cooking show?

He'd make the Swedish Chef look like Jamie Oliver.

What if Chris married a pillow?

Spoiler

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris married a pillow?

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[Betachu]

Agreed.

 

[Somar]

Ok where's the horrifying button when you need it?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris married a pillow?

Spoiler

Arthur Chu?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris tried to get into NASCAR?

 

[Some JERK]

What if Chris tried to get into NASCAR?

I don't know exactly what his car would look like, but what I do know is that it's highly likely his only sponsors would be from this forum, and as a result that car would be fucking awesome.

 

[Barley]

What if Chris had his own cooking show?

It would be like the Merril Howard Kalin cooking show but even more cringey.

 

[Betachu]

It would be like the Merril Howard Kalin cooking show but even more cringey.

....

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went out on the sea to try and become king of the pirates?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris went out on the sea to try and become king of the pirates?

He'd walk the plate in less than 2 seconds.

What if Chris became so insane that he thought EVERYONE who's ever been in one of his comics (including guests like Sonic, Megatron, Bugs Bunny and real life people like George W. Bush, Megan, ect.) was owned and created by him?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a social justice warrior?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris became a social justice warrior?

He already is one... in CWCville.

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris and Ahuviya moved in together out of necessity after Barb dies?