Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Yamamura]

Kevie's feeling heckin' valid!!!:
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That poor man probably called him "ma'am" to avoid having Kev-Kev chimp out at him, over someone correctly guessing that he's a TIM.

>I'm 5'11" don't fuck with me old man

Real lady like Kevin

 

[local killjoy]

Jesse Singal sperging:
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Jesse Signal: "Stop suicide baiting"
Kev-Kev: "Twamsphobia"

Of course, Kev-Kev gets upset over this. After all, he doesn't think much for himself, just repeats the troon collectives screech.

Kevie's feeling heckin' valid!!!:
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That poor man probably called him "ma'am" to avoid having Kev-Kev chimp out at him, over someone correctly guessing that he's a TIM.

Wait until he finds out that real women don’t worry about misgendering.

 

[moonchild]

Protip: Never, ever take meds that look like they came straight from the weed shop.

This is another thing you should talk to your kids about--specifically, making sure you source your meds right. I mean, let's include your recreational stuff there, too.

That's because this is all the same sketchy dealer type issues, and the same rules that you'd apply to figuring out who to get the stuff you're planning to get high on goes for, well, anything you're planning to take--for exactly the same reasons, too. Going with a script to a non-sketch pharmacy means that everybody in your supply chain knows that if those pills fuck you up? We can track them right back to the manufacturer and the precise batch it came from. This is legally required.

This is legally required because we used to have a massive problem with people getting fucked up in bad ways by sketch medications. A recent example would be vape lung, which--once you dig down some--turns out that, while we can't be sure 'cause weed ain't awesome for your brains on a normal day? What we could figure out was that most if not all of the people who got vape lung had been vaping sketch pot extract from sketch head shops that got it from sketch sources. We're talking fly-by-night companies, some of whom may never be completely tracked down, who damn well knew that they couldn't be so they didn't have to give a fuck if the end buyer was okay.

So... Press X to doubt that somebody OD'd on sketchy internet estrogen. My guess? Died because they fucking took sketch shit.

Don't take sketch shit.

And on the actual topic of this thread: Anybody here feel the Tranch knows that? I mean, I learned this because I grew up in a less-than-stellar neighborhood, and most troons seem to be upper-middle-class-or-better in their origins... I'd not be surprised with their history of choosing the cheap option, not the best value, if they got their estrogen from the sketch online dealer.

I mean, it really says something that there's a black market for a prescription drug that you can't even get high with. it says something about the troon insanity that they often obtain prescription medication from sketchy online sites instead of actual doctors. like there's no black market anti depressants trade or anything like that, most people who need meds make an appointment and get a diagnosis, not trust internet randoms

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

Wait until he finds out that real women don’t worry about misgendering.

In CURRENT YEAR, it would be really sad if a real woman was misgendered

oh, sorry. I thought you were transitioning

Sad!

 

[SIGSEGV]

In CURRENT YEAR, it would be really sad if a real woman was misgendered

oh, sorry. I thought you were transitioning

Sad!

"Oh sorry, you're not trans, you're just ugly!"

 

[Lubby Smith]

Unicron has arrived.

Archive

 

[super thug]

Unicron has arrived.
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"There is no room at ALL for fun but there might be in a few months"
wtf does this mean
how does Kevin somehow get more room in a few months? Are they planning more buildings on the tranch? I feel like 100k might not go as far as they think it will.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Unicron has arrived.
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Damn, he's not even going to do an unboxing for the paypigs who blew $800 on Unicron? He really is just a lazy ass hoarder that gives nothing back.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"There is no room at ALL for fun but there might be in a few months"
wtf does this mean
how does Kevin somehow get more room in a few months? Are they planning more buildings on the tranch? I feel like 100k might not go as far as they think it will.

"You'll have so much room here for your Transformers" would be a great tactic to get Kevin out of the main house and into one of the shanties. Throw up some anime wall scrolls instead of insulation, and free up room for a worker, a paying guest or another renter. It'd even be worth the effort to get his PC off the generator.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Kevin's quoting Jack Chick?

The autists are finally coming together, I see.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

"There is no room at ALL for fun but there might be in a few months"
wtf does this mean
how does Kevin somehow get more room in a few months? Are they planning more buildings on the tranch? I feel like 100k might not go as far as they think it will.

Holy shit if they use their hard earned grifted money and willing slave labor to build kevin a fucking toy closet/sperg shack, I'm pretty sure the world will end.

 

[ten dollars off]

I think trooning out definitely happens in clusters (once again, without power leveling too hard, the guy I know who trooned out did it a few months after two of his friends did, and now the friend group went from all guys to mostly troons)

Trooning Out is the new Gothing Out. Anyone know is places like Hot Topic are trying to cater to Trans Youth now with their merchandise?

 

[Iron Hamster]

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That poor man probably called him "ma'am" to avoid having Kev-Kev chimp out at him, over someone correctly guessing that he's a TIM.

lmao! You got pegged hard dude!

 

[Lubby Smith]

Holy shit if they use their hard earned grifted money and willing slave labor to build kevin a fucking toy closet/sperg shack, I'm pretty sure the world will end.

They're buying a nearby property with an unfinished dungeon (aka "earth ship") to house more indentured servants and perhaps Kevin's toys.
It's been documented over on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch thread.

 

[Karen™]

"There is no room at ALL for fun but there might be in a few months"
wtf does this mean
how does Kevin somehow get more room in a few months? Are they planning more buildings on the tranch? I feel like 100k might not go as far as they think it will.

God I hope they make let Kev live in the EarthShip. A literal amhole in the ground made of trash

Wedge is ramping up the e-beg for more free money to accompany his tax-funded nose job:


And discussing myths about female sexuality with Mode, another man who has also never been in the vicinity of any female pleasure:

 

[SIGSEGV]

lmao! You got pegged hard dude!

I thought Kevin didn't like anal

 

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Arthur Chu and Kevin join forces to groom teenagers.
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6ft 230 lbs Kevin is mad about women shirt size.
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"That people are going to get their testicles removed just for fun?"
Wedge (allegedly) removed his balls for fun...
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The "cracking eggs" terminology never stops being creepy, does it?

Jesse Singal sperging:
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Jesse Signal: "Stop suicide baiting"
Kev-Kev: "Twamsphobia"

Of course, Kev-Kev gets upset over this. After all, he doesn't think much for himself, just repeats the troon collectives screech.

Kevie's feeling heckin' valid!!!:
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That poor man probably called him "ma'am" to avoid having Kev-Kev chimp out at him, over someone correctly guessing that he's a TIM.

I love the extreme naivete in Kevin being clocked as a man instantly and he sees it as him looking convincingly female because the person corrected themselves when they realized he's trying to look feminine.

Unicron has arrived.
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Once again, why in the world is he so excited about these not-so-cheap plastic toys? Does he sit down for hours swinging them in the air while making explosion noises? Because I'm still convinced he just sets them on a shelf, look at them for a few seconds, then goes back to masturbating to pictures of rubber duckies on Twitter.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Once again, why in the world is he so excited about these not-so-cheap plastic toys? Does he sit down for hours swinging them in the air while making explosion noises? Because I'm still convinced he just sets them on a shelf, look at them for a few seconds, then goes back to masturbating to pictures of rubber duckies on Twitter.

This is horrible libel and I will not stand for it! Kevin masturbates to much more than just rubber duckies.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

I mean, it really says something that there's a black market for a prescription drug that you can't even get high with. it says something about the troon insanity that they often obtain prescription medication from sketchy online sites instead of actual doctors. like there's no black market anti depressants trade or anything like that, most people who need meds make an appointment and get a diagnosis, not trust internet randoms

Aside from the fact that there are people who will try to get high off of anything, including a bottle of placebos, it also says a lot about troon insanity that they aren't getting their estrogen from actual doctors.

Right now, it's...relatively trivial to do, because of current year politics and fear of having somebody chimp out and call you a transphobe when you just asked them to get psych clearance. And that's also currently relatively trivial to do, because the APA is on board with troonery. Because being woke and SJW virtue-signaling is a lot more important than, say, most of your research turning out to be shit due to the replication crisis. (This is why you really, really want to check your shrink out well; it's seriously a problem from a practical and ethical standpoint if they won't respect it when the patient is clear about their treatment goals, but this applies in general to picking a shrink.)

Yet even with it being pretty much a matter of asking? They are getting it from internet randoms anyway.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

First pic of the transformer. Also clean your damn room

Spoiler

90% of chance he will break it.

Kevin encourage boofing.

Cope