DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Opollo]

Also because I'm on the topic, I saw a Mrhuth Stuff video on DSP making tacos. Motherfucker explained that tacos can be made with lettuce, tomatoes, or even sour cream. Who the fuck is he explaining this to?

His fans? Like Derish who will pause the video and write "lEtus TomMaTTo CRaeM" in a drawing book with a crayon.

 

[Swirling weeb]

His fans? Like Derish who will pause the video and write "lEtus TomMaTTo CRaeM" in a drawing book with a crayon.
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Antentic italic saucyer

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Cooking with the King is peak DSP content. It's just Phil with a camcorder rocking back and forth violently as he overexplains how to cook extremely basic and mundane things like he's preparing a Michelin starred dish. It's lower than high school home economics level, this is something I would expect to be shown to people who are borderline intellectually disabled to help them learn to live independently. The taco video you mentioned is him just literally following the instructions on the back of the seasoning packet and then assembling the tacos from prepackaged ingredients. Phil even admitted at one point that DSP Tries It/DSP Cooks It was just him filming what he was gonna eat/cook anyways and shitting out a 10 minute video for easy money. That was his excuse for why those series were discontinued, because they didn't have the same obscene effort to profit ratio as they once did.

While the bacon grease down the toilet is classic, I still prefer the condo tours. They are all just so surreal. Watching a 30 year old man explain his refrigerator magnets and his silverware drawer.

Phil is such a weirdo. Why would you tell the entire Internet that your dad had to explain how to use weed killer? It's a spray bottle. You spray it on weeds and it kills them. That's why it's called weed killer.

He couldn't figure out how to close the blinds so he cut the pull string with a knife.

He proudly told everyone he sits on a stool in the shower like a geriatric paraplegic.

He wore gloves and goggles to plunge his toilet with a gimmick pneumatic plunger.

His parents got him a ceiling fan and a brand new range top and he complained that they didn't install them.

It's just so bizarre to see someone make so much money, spend it all, and have nothing.

 

[Paladin Derich]

From what I have seen of wings he is retarded and a piece of shit but now he has completely shut down, now he turns on the stream and reminds everyone that this is a 25$ an hour stream and if he doesn't make that in tips he will shut the stream down, if someone donates money he plays whatever that person wants and all while he is playing he is doing it in silence except from complaining about money, saying that he hates streaming, reminding everyone he needs more or he will end the stream and lastly saying "ban xyz". His streams are worse than Phil.

My only hope is that when Wings finally gives up streaming, all his hardcore detractors will join our little community. Should make for interesting times at the Snortfort.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Wow! Rude Phil ...
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Phil should've really shut the fuck up about that gate issue in his second photo.

Not trying to power level just an observation I've made seeing a few gated communities.

If a gate doesn't open there is no reason for security guard to be back there granted there's cameras, but most guards I seen and talked to are busy fumbling around on their phones.

Since the job is also boring as hell and some communities require 24 hour guard duty some will take short naps especially if it's during the night and they've gotten into a routine.

It would be easier than Jon and Ygritte climbing the wall.

Again - let me make this clear - DO NOT TRY TO JUMP THE GATE AND GET INTO PHILS PROPERTY.

Sound good ? *snort x2*

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My only hope is that when Wings finally gives up streaming, all his hardcore detractors will join our little community. Should make for interesting times at the Snortfort.

Wings' detractors are mad that daddy Null made fun of them. They will go to Reddit before they come here.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

My only hope is that when Wings finally gives up streaming, all his hardcore detractors will join our little community. Should make for interesting times at the Snortfort.

Please no. Some of these people are more autistic than Phil's unironic fans. Although I do wonder how Phil would deal with Wings level trolling.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil should've really shut the fuck up about that gate issue in his second photo.

Not trying to power level just an observation I've made seeing a few gated communities.

If a gate doesn't open there is no reason for security guard to be back there granted there's cameras, but most guards I seen and talked to are busy fumbling around on their phones.

Since the job is also boring as hell and some communities require 24 hour guard duty some will take short naps especially if it's during the night and they've gotten into a routine.

It would be easier than Jon and Ygritte climbing the wall.

Again - let me make this clear - DO NOT TRY TO JUMP THE GATE AND GET INTO PHILS PROPERTY.

Sound good ? *snort x2*

LOL, remember when Bryan Dunn's dad was a security guard and got busted for using the company Wi-Fi to look up CP?

 

[SojiroSakura]

28 years old and was immature. Glad you admit it, asshole.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Although I do wonder how Phil would deal with Wings level trolling.

Precisely. Phil's head would explode as they would not leave one stone unturned (twitch chat, streamelements, prostitutes/strippers, phil's mail, etc.).

 

[BlackDragoons]

"10 years ago.......I wasn't that mature....up here....." as he sits there in his begging glasses, pants & vests .

I fixed that for you.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Really fucking bold of Phil to bitch about someone else failing to get from point A to point B by following simple instructions when you can find an example of him fucking up in that same exact way in practically every single one of his playthroughs.

this nigger got lost in a fucking hospital. been a few years since i've been in one, but don't they have fucking lines painted on the ground to guide people?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

this nigger got lost in a fucking hospital. been a few years since i've been in one, but don't they have fucking lines painted on the ground to guide people?

WHY DIDN'T THEY HAVE A BIG SIGN!?

 

[PieceofShet]

WHY DIDN'T THEY HAVE A BIG SIGN!?

Shoutout to flyeaglesfly!

 

[Coke Zero]

While the bacon grease down the toilet is classic, I still prefer the condo tours. They are all just so surreal. Watching a 30 year old man explain his refrigerator magnets and his silverware drawer.

Phil is such a weirdo. Why would you tell the entire Internet that your dad had to explain how to use weed killer? It's a spray bottle. You spray it on weeds and it kills them. That's why it's called weed killer.

He couldn't figure out how to close the blinds so he cut the pull string with a knife.

He proudly told everyone he sits on a stool in the shower like a geriatric paraplegic.

He wore gloves and goggles to plunge his toilet with a gimmick pneumatic plunger.

His parents got him a ceiling fan and a brand new range top and he complained that they didn't install them.

It's just so bizarre to see someone make so much money, spend it all, and have nothing.

I liked his fighting game "tournament survival series" where he showed everyone how to stay in a hotel room and do things such as plug in their electronics, place their toiletries on the bathroom counter, and put clothes in the dresser drawers. None of his "advice" was exclusive to fighting game tournaments and was basically him explaining how staying at a hotel works. I can't imagine who this content would actually be for.

 

[gh0stzero]

Phil should've really shut the fuck up about that gate issue in his second photo.

Not trying to power level just an observation I've made seeing a few gated communities.

If a gate doesn't open there is no reason for security guard to be back there granted there's cameras, but most guards I seen and talked to are busy fumbling around on their phones.

Since the job is also boring as hell and some communities require 24 hour guard duty some will take short naps especially if it's during the night and they've gotten into a routine.

It would be easier than Jon and Ygritte climbing the wall.

Again - let me make this clear - DO NOT TRY TO JUMP THE GATE AND GET INTO PHILS PROPERTY.

Sound good ? *snort x2*

There is always one person who has 1234 or 0000 or 9999 as the gate code. Just go there and press buttons like a monkey.

[DONT ACTUALLY GO THERE AND SHOUT IM PRESSING BUTTONS!]

 

[Pargon]

this nigger got lost in a fucking hospital. been a few years since i've been in one, but don't they have fucking lines painted on the ground to guide people?

There are also people fucking everywhere nearly all the time (and certainly during visiting hours). Granted many of those people are busy but hardly none of them are going to be too busy to help someone wandering around with directions, if only it'll keep them from blundering into an OR like a tard. This is easy to work out if you have social skills above that of, say, a mobileshit-obsessed nematode.

 

[JimiHendrix]

There are also people fucking everywhere nearly all the time (and certainly during visiting hours). Granted many of those people are busy but hardly none of them are going to be too busy to help someone wandering around with directions, if only it'll keep them from blundering into an OR like a tard. This is easy to work out if you have social skills above that of, say, a mobileshit-obsessed nematode.

if i recall someone did give him directions and Phil stated the directions were bad and incoherent. he didn't use the word incoherent because that's a bit too big for him but you get the point.

 

[HorseSense]

There are also people fucking everywhere nearly all the time (and certainly during visiting hours). Granted many of those people are busy but hardly none of them are going to be too busy to help someone wandering around with directions, if only it'll keep them from blundering into an OR like a tard. This is easy to work out if you have social skills above that of, say, a mobileshit-obsessed nematode.

Unlike, DSPGaming, healthcare is still a customer-focused business. Not helping a visitor could result in tens of thousands of dollars lost.

 

[Watamelon]

Inb4 Phil latches on to this. (Also big ups Patricia Hernandez for still having a job making stupid stories like this proving you don't have to be a twitch streamer to be a parasite.)
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I'm not gonna bother with the article cause I've heard of said name before, but I just wanted to point out a thing.

Difficulty doesn't matter. The streamer being entertaining, does.

For fucks sake, I watched Aris playing fucking Shenmue casino for hours just because the bants were good lmao