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[Lovecraft's Cat]

It's time for Operation: Plastic Meltdown

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Godspeed, retard

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Have they convinced any mechanics to fix the trook yet?
I mean, Kevin can't chauffeured around on the top of a couple of Hotwheels, all though I'm sure he would appreciate the sentiment if he received some.

(Edit: I really wish "trook" had caught on... )

 

[EnemyStand]

Have they convinced any mechanics to fix the trook yet?
I mean, Kevin can't chauffeured around on the top of a couple of Hotwheels, all though I'm sure he would appreciate the sentiment if he received some.

I have a better chance of getting laid by the end of the day than they will finding a diesel mechanic who'll do that shit for free.

 

[break these cuffs]

I have a better chance of getting laid by the end of the day than they will finding a diesel mechanic who'll do that shit for free.

I think they'll get someone out there. It might take a while, but I it will happen eventually given their network of simps. Whether or not the mechanic will be competent enough to fix it and how many gofundmes they'll run to pay for "parts" are other matters entirely.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

I have a better chance of getting laid by the end of the day than they will finding a diesel mechanic who'll do that shit for free.

I figured as much. What are the odds that they start screeching about the local community being transphobic since they wont fix their shit for them like the special snowflakes they are?

 

[EnemyStand]

I figured as much. What are the odds that they start screeching about the local community being transphobic since they wont fix their shit for them like the special snowflakes they are?

100...no. 101%.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There are so many midlife crisis MtFs on the internet who are getting busy throwing away a family and a lifelong career; we see their unfortunate lipstick-and-hairline selfies all over the troon threads.

I'm surprised the Tranch doesn't take note of this untapped resource, lurk places like r/translater and send offers out to very specific dainty and stunning mechanics, electrical journeymen, experienced farmers. It's so awful that your transphobic wife kicked you out; hey, we have room in Colorado. J/K lol. Unless....

 

[break these cuffs]

There are so many midlife crisis MtFs on the internet who are getting busy throwing away a family and a lifelong career; we see their unfortunate lipstick-and-hairline selfies all over the troon threads.

I'm surprised the Tranch doesn't take note of this untapped resource, lurk places like r/translater and send offers out to very specific dainty and stunning mechanics, electrical journeymen, experienced farmers. It's so awful that your transphobic wife kicked you out; hey, we have room in Colorado. J/K lol. Unless....

A good idea, but that would require a level of planning I think we can all agree they are not capable of.

 

[Putin Bot]

There are so many midlife crisis MtFs on the internet who are getting busy throwing away a family and a lifelong career; we see their unfortunate lipstick-and-hairline selfies all over the troon threads.

I'm surprised the Tranch doesn't take note of this untapped resource, lurk places like r/translater and send offers out to very specific dainty and stunning mechanics, electrical journeymen, experienced farmers. It's so awful that your transphobic wife kicked you out; hey, we have room in Colorado. J/K lol. Unless....

Considering the fact that Kevin's tweets have ended up on reddit, and not in a flattering manner, that would probably be a stupid move. After the Aimee debacle, I doubt the reddit admins and mods want another scandal involving trannies, except instead of abusing children, they abuse animals.

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

There's only one person who can fix their truck now...a diesel dyke.

Of course, there are plenty of reasons why that will never happen.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Is the bathing and pissing in the drinking water a common thing? I'd guess not, but animals can be gross.

Most animals just bathe, drink and relieve themselves in whatever water there is available, which is usually a stream and current meaning that it's not stagnant water that inevitably gets contaminated after them doing this several times. As well, with many animals kept in captivity, specially predators, they piss in the water to mask their scent. This is why when you have animals that do this, you wash them regularly and also never kept drinking water on the floor. You always keep it raised from the ground so they cannot contaminate it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Considering the fact that Kevin's tweets have ended up on reddit, and not in a flattering manner, that would probably be a stupid move. After the Aimee debacle, I doubt the reddit admins and mods want another scandal involving trannies, except instead of abusing children, they abuse animals.

Reddit's still chock-a-block with troons, to my understanding, just a couple fewer as mods/admins. I didn't mean any kind of official effort, just have someone from the Tranch make an account, lurk and strike up a friendship in PM or over on Facebook or something, as soon as they see a high heels selfie with a pair of coveralls in the background.

I go back and forth on whether the Tranch is fully aware of what they're doing or whether they're true believers. I mean, they're probably true believers in the trans part, from the sunk cost fallacy if nothing else, but to what extent they're capable of thinking of their next phase of grift as "business strategies." Sometimes I think they know, sometimes not. It's one of those "does a horse know it's a horse or does it just do horse things" theory-of-mind puzzles.

Speaking of sound business planning, is it weird that the Tranch doesn't have a website beyond a Facebook page, or am I just old and out-of-touch? It seems like, if nothing else, they'd want to register a domain and have it point to their Facebook page, but they have enough other social media and e-begging and yarn and etsy accounts that it would make sense to have at least a links page with a couple pictures of alpacas + trancheros taken at the exact perfect angles.

Searching "tenacious unicorn" gets stories about them before the page actually controlled by them, plus some vape company. If the media narrative changes, I'd think they would want to be the first result.

There's only one person who can fix their truck now...a diesel dyke.

Of course, there are plenty of reasons why that will never happen.

I would be sore tempted by a Gofundme that was explicitly to bus some old crusty lesbians or FtMs to the tranch, even moreso if they also promised to video stream their house meetings.

 

[Mepsi Pax]

The thing about fixing a truck is that it might be quick and easy, but it also might become prohibitively expensive. You still have to shoot a diagnosis first, and that also might be easy and it might even be impossible. Working on cars sucks because it goes from zero (dollars) to salvage value real fast. Some issues, electrical especially, can be a monstrous bitch to diagnose and frequently you will throw a couple easily-replaced parts at it immediately in the hopes of getting lucky.

So let's say you diagnose the issue (you think) and you probably need to replace the pressure control valve. Well, unfortunately for you that particular valve is located up in the intake assembly somewhere, which means you have to remove a bunch of stuff in the engine bay, and then disassemble part of the engine to get to it. Total cost of the part? $30. Total cost of the labor based on a 4-hour estimate? $320. This is a real life example by the way, and oh yeah the replacement valve didn't fix the backpressure issue.

I dunno what mechanical goes for up in the high plains, but $80/hr. for non-diesel/specialty is considered cheap in many places. Diesel shops and specialists charge way more, IIRC big diesel shops can go up to $200/hr. Almost anyone can fix a car themselves, but this requires a few things: Tools, Time, and Patience. Tools can mean anything from a screwdriver to an engine hoist and 4 post lift, time can be anywhere from 5 minutes to the rest of your life (you kill yourself after sinking 15 grand into a 5k truck), and patience... well, let's just say actual techs really do earn their money.

What I'm getting at is they're fucked. If they're not even willing to search the issue online, buy a socket set, and throw some parts around, they're at the mercy of the mechanics. Their lack of comprehension and the incredible presumption that someone will come diagnose and tool on their DIESEL truck for FREE in their (mud) DRIVEWAY is astounding. Bro, even good buddies don't normally work on each other's cars for free. Maybe my mommy would if she was a wrench and I promised to clean my room. This truck is gonna have to be towed to a shop, where someone who has $100k in tools and equipment will diagnose it and then charge hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars to fix it.

 

[Bananadana]

The thing about fixing a truck is that it might be quick and easy, but it also might become prohibitively expensive. You still have to shoot a diagnosis first, and that also might be easy and it might even be impossible. Working on cars sucks because it goes from zero (dollars) to salvage value real fast. Some issues, electrical especially, can be a monstrous bitch to diagnose and frequently you will throw a couple easily-replaced parts at it immediately in the hopes of getting lucky.

So let's say you diagnose the issue (you think) and you probably need to replace the pressure control valve. Well, unfortunately for you that particular valve is located up in the intake assembly somewhere, which means you have to remove a bunch of stuff in the engine bay, and then disassemble part of the engine to get to it. Total cost of the part? $30. Total cost of the labor based on a 4-hour estimate? $320. This is a real life example by the way, and oh yeah the replacement valve didn't fix the backpressure issue.

I dunno what mechanical goes for up in the high plains, but $80/hr. for non-diesel/specialty is considered cheap in many places. Diesel shops and specialists charge way more, IIRC big diesel shops can go up to $200/hr. Almost anyone can fix a car themselves, but this requires a few things: Tools, Time, and Patience. Tools can mean anything from a screwdriver to an engine hoist and 4 post lift, time can be anywhere from 5 minutes to the rest of your life (you kill yourself after sinking 15 grand into a 5k truck), and patience... well, let's just say actual techs really do earn their money.

What I'm getting at is they're fucked. If they're not even willing to search the issue online, buy a socket set, and throw some parts around, they're at the mercy of the mechanics. Their lack of comprehension and the incredible presumption that someone will come diagnose and tool on their DIESEL truck for FREE in their (mud) DRIVEWAY is astounding. Bro, even good buddies don't normally work on each other's cars for free. Maybe my mommy would if she was a wrench and I promised to clean my room. This truck is gonna have to be towed to a shop, where someone who has $100k in tools and equipment will diagnose it and then charge hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars to fix it.

I mean thats why you really wanna look into what exact car you plan on buying (including engines used) and get a handle on common problems, what model years and engines to avoid at all costs, and what is necessary to fix em BEFORE buying the damn thing. After all, the magic behind old cars is that pretty much every problem you should expect has been experienced and fixed by other people before you and some are even willing to share their knowledge. You have the power of hindsight when buying used cars. You can avoid costly lemons with a bit of effort.

But for that you have to A) give a fuck and not buy a car/truck impulsively, B) have enough brains to do some research and C) Dont be an asshole every time you open a web-browser.
I bet you this problem could be fixed by either googling or describing what does not work on some diesel/truck forum and kindly asking them for help without spilling the troon spaghetti everywhere.
But then again, that requires work. And bitching on twitter until some orbiter fixes it for free is far easier.
After all, an uwucutiegirlygirl cannot be expected to do this icky "thinking before acting" stuff.

 

[Berserker Armor]

Alpaca Update (x)
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I might be dumb, but these alpacas look dirty and unhealthy to me. The area around the ankles? knees? look discolored beyond belief, and I don't think chicken wire is a good enough fence for them.

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go ahead and rate me late. havent been home.
the first thing i noticed: some of them have hella underbites. which is a less then ideal thing in breeding.
second about the teeth: long incisors are a mixed bag and often considered cosmetic to trim but it helps prevent gum disease from stuck food. i dont think the ones with underbites are getting dental care and normally thats a big thing for them. i do want to remind kiwis that alpacas are camelids which means THEY DO have fighting teeth like camels. they tend to go for faces, legs, ears and balls so thats why they often rec males have them trimmed. so looking for ANY face marks/scabs is a thing to keep an out for. if they have aggressive males then i can only imagine what the males would try to do to them if they fucked w/ one. some cool resources here and here
three; THEIR LEGS are covered in shit to the point its matted. while they dont have hooves they do have toe nails that need trimmed i cant say if they look overgrown or not cuz i am not familiar with it much. doubt thats happening. their hair just looks very matted.

edit: not gonna touch on the lambs. the hats would be real. mom/wew prob has never had a lamb. funny how i brought it up and suddenly they have a ewe that rejected her lambs.

 

[Jump]

Put in in 4 wheel drive. It'll run. You're born into this world with 3 things for certain. Death. Taxes. And that car running. It shouldn't. But it does.

So what the fuck have they done that killed a brand new farm truck?

Its 2wd. A duelly 2wd. Totally worthless for the land they own in the winter and mud.
It may actually be as simple as its cold and they don't know how to start it and killed the batteries. Remember its cold and windy there and they have no electricity.Or it maybe its some worn out dog with 450k miles on it some slick Chud pawned off on them.

Spoiler: Ford powerchoke sperging

I had a '96 as a company truck back in the day and as long as it was plugged in it was fine. If stone cold it took some know how to start it.
>Turn key to "on"
>Ignore "Wait to start light"
>Watch volt gauge or dome light
>wait
>wait
>wait
>wait
>when gauge pops back up or dome light gets brighter that means the glow plugs cycled off.
>CRANK and Pray
>if it doesn't start catching after a few seconds then stop cranking and repeat whole process

If you just start cranking the second the WAIT TO START light turns off it wont start and you will end up killing the batteries.

 

[0 0]

Think Kevin drew the anarchy alpaca? Looks like his lazy art style
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It's a fitting design, all things considered, since living on the ranch is complete anarchy.

 

[AnOminous]

After all, an uwucutiegirlygirl cannot be expected to do this icky "thinking before acting" stuff.

An actual uwucutiegirlygirl can find some dude to bat her eyelashes at and get some free help. A disgusting, repulsive troon? Not so much.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Or you can just pay them.

I thought you were in danger

Spoiler

 

[EnemyStand]

How are those stunning and brave uwu true wamman hanging out in a bar with those evil nazi chuds?