DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

From what I have seen of wings he is retarded and a piece of shit but now he has completely shut down, now he turns on the stream and reminds everyone that this is a 25$ an hour stream and if he doesn't make that in tips he will shut the stream down, if someone donates money he plays whatever that person wants and all while he is playing he is doing it in silence except from complaining about money, saying that he hates streaming, reminding everyone he needs more or he will end the stream and lastly saying "ban xyz". His streams are worse than Phil.

So you're saying they're pretty much the same but use different wording.

Phil should've really shut the fuck up about that gate issue in his second photo.

Not trying to power level just an observation I've made seeing a few gated communities.

If a gate doesn't open there is no reason for security guard to be back there granted there's cameras, but most guards I seen and talked to are busy fumbling around on their phones.

Since the job is also boring as hell and some communities require 24 hour guard duty some will take short naps especially if it's during the night and they've gotten into a routine.

It would be easier than Jon and Ygritte climbing the wall.

Again - let me make this clear - DO NOT TRY TO JUMP THE GATE AND GET INTO PHILS PROPERTY.

Sound good ? *snort x2*

I don't think there's a guard as I don't see a guard shack.

this nigger got lost in a fucking hospital. been a few years since i've been in one, but don't they have fucking lines painted on the ground to guide people?

WHY DIDN'T THEY HAVE A BIG SIGN!?

They forgot to email him the directions and map.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Today I watch a streamer randomly whiled I cleaned some parts . He was streaming banner lord zero viewers .
he was having a great time playing the game to himself , he said he wasn't the best player
I followed him , he thanked me and said if you wanna lurk that's fine or have a chat that's great
ended up have a nice chat to the guy

he asked for nothing , he was enjoying playing and asked how I was and any tips on the game , how I play it etc

seeing a normal person on twitch is quite jarring after seeing Phil so much .......

 

[BlackDragoons]

Today I watch a streamer randomly whiled I cleaned some parts . He was streaming banner lord zero viewers .
he was having a great time playing the game to himself , he said he wasn't the best player
I followed him , he thanked me and said if you wanna lurk that's fine or have a chat that's great
ended up have a nice chat to the guy

he asked for nothing , he was enjoying playing and asked how I was and any tips on the game , how I play it etc

seeing a normal person on twitch is quite jarring after seeing Phil so much .......

He isn't a real streamer hes just some guy out to make money and beg for it unlike our star studded Phail here.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Today I watch a streamer randomly whiled I cleaned some parts . He was streaming banner lord zero viewers .
he was having a great time playing the game to himself , he said he wasn't the best player
I followed him , he thanked me and said if you wanna lurk that's fine or have a chat that's great
ended up have a nice chat to the guy

he asked for nothing , he was enjoying playing and asked how I was and any tips on the game , how I play it etc

seeing a normal person on twitch is quite jarring after seeing Phil so much .......

You'd be surprised as to how many Twitch streamers don't stare directly into the camera while saying "Y'know, the money I've made today is pretty disappointing..."
Whenever I need background noise I have like 10 different Hearthstone streamers to flip through. Can you guess how many of them bring up a need for money and subs? Zero. (In case you're reading this Dave, and you're thinking to yourself "That's because they're popular!" most of them can barely break 200.)
Some people understand the value of, and pardon my French, "tact", "charisma", "etiquette", "not making their issues the problem of others".
Or perhaps their streams and gameplay are so enjoyable that people give them money without having to be reminded. Huh.

 

[BepsiLight]

Today I watch a streamer randomly whiled I cleaned some parts . He was streaming banner lord zero viewers .
he was having a great time playing the game to himself , he said he wasn't the best player
I followed him , he thanked me and said if you wanna lurk that's fine or have a chat that's great
ended up have a nice chat to the guy

he asked for nothing , he was enjoying playing and asked how I was and any tips on the game , how I play it etc

seeing a normal person on twitch is quite jarring after seeing Phil so much .......

Phil's not a streamer, he's a reverse stripper.
He will beg you for money to put on clothing and accessories. He's basically SFW findon fetish bait.

 

[Iron Father]

Okay so I just wanna say, PLEASE buy our burgers dood! Have you tasted our McNuggets? It's quality content I promise!
Please positively interact with my restaurant dood, I need that money! I'm bustin' my ass off to bring you nice crispy French fries!
We have slides and a ballpit for your kids, please just try our burgers! If you don't contribute my lights are gonna get shut off!
I have bills; the light bill, the ingredients, other stuff! I don't wanna lose my business guys! Please just at least buy a super size soda!
Anything helps dood, seriously real talk any little bit helps! I need direct funds to buy ingredients for tomorrow! I'm bustin' muh ass!
I know there are other better burgers out there, and they're cheaper, but they already make millions! I need the help, not them! I'm a regular joe underdog dood!

That's not begging... that's business!

 

[DukeMorty]

Went to the "Media Mentions DSP" section and someone brought up a podcast with MoistCritkal who was interviewing the guy who does the "Down The Rabbit Hole" videos (which he did one on DSP, go watch it, its outdated but well done). But I started watching the podcast and they talk about Phil and how content creators like Dave have these warped mentalities of how they view the world. Well, they start talking about WingsOfRedemption and how his wife wanted to talk to him but he refused because he was streaming. She begs him to stop but he ignores her, then in the background you can hear his wife cry. Wings keeps playing with his wife in the background crying, until he gets annoyed and ends the stream. Later he streams him and his wife in the car and Wings makes up some weird bs that his wife cried because of barometric pressure change (ok right that is what it is). Then as they continue to talk she starts crying.
Ok how long before we see DSP do this with his wife? He kinda did it with Leanna but she didn't really take his shit and would emasculate him on stream aka "This will be a no man zone".

 

[Iron Father]

Nope. Still the same loser in "dire straits" week after week, in danger of not being able to feed his roommate or her cat.

lmfao has anybody ever coined DireStraitsPhil? It perfectly sums up his entire existence.

Fun fact: DSP pulled in at least $6,763 in cash tips in March, before fees, taxes and undisclosed chargebacks. This is the highest monthly tips amount since July 2020.

Remember this the next time he begs for money (probably tomorrow).

Breaking personal monthly tips records doesn't calm the beast. This is the sickest part about his con. If he makes almost 7k in one month in tips alone, all this means to him is that this is the new monthly expectation he has from his cult fanbase.

He distress-begs his balls off and then treats the result as what he should be getting merely for existing.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Today I watch a streamer randomly whiled I cleaned some parts . He was streaming banner lord zero viewers .
he was having a great time playing the game to himself , he said he wasn't the best player
I followed him , he thanked me and said if you wanna lurk that's fine or have a chat that's great
ended up have a nice chat to the guy

he asked for nothing , he was enjoying playing and asked how I was and any tips on the game , how I play it etc

seeing a normal person on twitch is quite jarring after seeing Phil so much .......

When you actually start digging into sub 100 viewers you do meet a lot of cool people.

I remember back when OW was released, I happened upon a streamer with 30 views give or take, and was asked if I had the game and would like to play when a spot opened up.

No donation, no sub, no wankers. Just fags being dudes.

You can donate 1000s to Phil and he wont let you into one match of CoD or whatever.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Most Twitch streamers will react to your chat regardless of whether or not there is money involved.

Most Twitch streamers have no idea who DSP is and they won't believe you if you tell them how much money he makes a year.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I'm not gonna bother with the article cause I've heard of said name before, but I just wanted to point out a thing.

Difficulty doesn't matter. The streamer being entertaining, does.

For fucks sake, I watched Aris playing fucking Shenmue casino for hours just because the bants were good lmao

Yeah, absolutely, but it's still something I could see Phil running to like a bitch because with him the difficult of the game does matter. People want to see him get salty. Also the article is still dumb as hell because who the hell cares? The article is just some """"""""""""""journalist""""""""""""" who hates trolls riling up her fans about "muh trolls". If your fans in your chat are yelling at you to play at a specific difficulty then hey, that's up to them, they are your viewers. You don't have to listen to them, of course, but they also aren't being dicks for asking you to play Kingdom Hearts 3 on proud or whatever other game at whatever difficulty. Usually people in twitch chats who do this are trying to give the streamer a better experience not make their life hard.

And for the record that's what the woman in the tweet this article was started by/is about was ranting about. Her fans wanted her to play Kingdom Hearts 3 on proud, and let me tell you, those games are piss easy on any difficulty lower than proud and are just about right and fun on proud (they only really get hard when you're fucking with Sephiroth or other hidden bosses) so it likely wasn't about making this woman's life hard it was so she'd have a better challenge and not be bored and over-leveled the whole game. So what does this cunt do? She goes on a rant on her fans about how she doesn't want to have a bad time playing games and threatens to "suplex" them out of the chat. No really, it sounds like a DSP rant but from a whiny ginger cunt so of course it gets picked up as """"""""""""""""""""""""""""news"""""""""""""""""""""""".

Streamers can play a game however they want, their audience can shit on them for it if they want though.

 

[Preferred Penne]

lmfao has anybody ever coined DireStraitsPhil? It perfectly sums up his entire existence.

Well, he does frequently expect money for nothing.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

this nigger got lost in a fucking hospital. been a few years since i've been in one, but don't they have fucking lines painted on the ground to guide people?

It's the steroids Phil takes. Something about it messes up the brains perception of straight lines. Like when you give LSD to spiders and they make insanely perfect webs.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Well, he does frequently expect money for nothing.

Money for nothing, JPEGs for free.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

Somehow the biggest tard in his chat - Derish the Coomerlord, is the fan who is getting the best experience for free. He doesn't have to give a dime to Phil and he has managed through advanced bot tactics to get what he wants from the streams, and that is to ask stupid questions and have Phil answer them.

And even though he never interacts with the chat and is only interested in his vested king there are still people will help him get the attention of Phil after his 5th copy and paste went by unnoticed. And he has also managed to somehow become a superfan that has the usual protections that a whale has. Persistant and focused. In the world of the asspies the autist is king.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

"If Phil was forced to pick an anime avatar, what would he choose?"

Kat chan

 

[DiabeticSP]

I know it's Phil we talking about, but I would imagen she is in the will to get the khando? Unless there is some US law that prevents her from getting that.

Even if she short sells it she can probably still squeeze out 200k or more. Should cover her potato needs for the rest of her life.

Phil is still in deep on his mortgage.

Kat's part time restocking vegetables tard job ain't keeping that condo for shit.

And you know Phil doesn't have any kind of life insurance so even burying the fucker is a drain on someone else's resources.

 

[marlintan]

Phil is still in deep on his mortgage.

Kat's part time restocking vegetables tard job ain't keeping that condo for shit.

And you know Phil doesn't have any kind of life insurance so even burying the fucker is a drain on someone else's resources.

Throw that nigger in the trash... an appropriate ceremony, we can have the wake at Taco Bell.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Phil getting love from a blue checkmarked CCP shill account.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Phil getting love from a blue checkmarked CCP shill account.

It's just Superhound.