Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Aramis]

Shame on you guys.

You have a thread on Bam Margera and DIDN'T start things off with the four-note musical sting that precedes every episode of Jackass?

Tsk, tsk.

In a strange twist of fate, it's from a song called Corona.

 

[Rogowski]

Bam posted an interview with TMZ on his IG crying about being cut from Jackass 4 if anyone would like to archive it go for it.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Bam posted an interview with TMZ on his IG crying about being cut from Jackass 4 if anyone would like to archive it go for it.

Jesus what a sniveling fucking lying weasel he is.

I “might be a liability”. He really thinks he’s got a great line with that “too jackass for jackass” quip, because he must have used it 100 times by now.

No rehab put him on all those medications, that just a laundry list of shit he’s probably been variously prescribed over the years. He was obviously still abusing drugs and thought having “legal scripts” was the loophole to use to do it. I did love him trying to explain one tiny adderral he FOUND in his car and took was the whole reason he got booted. Just one! That he found! From his own legal stash! It just such stereotypical junkie BS it’s laughable.

He’s being paid $5 mil to do Jackass? Lol. Utter BS.

Claiming they were doing this movie as a “Ryan Dunn tribute movie” is another fucking obscene lie. The “Ryan Dunn tribute movie” has been Bam’s weird failed project for years. Bam is once again trying to use Dunn’s death for pity and to further his own ends, it’s pretty gross tbh. At most I would bet the crew agreed to doing some “this movie is dedicated to memory of Ryan Dunn” as the credits roll or some stunt in tribute.

“How can they leave Dunn’s BFF Bam out of his own tribute movie!?!!? Why he should sue the bastards! I mean they almost made him commit suicide with all their rehab bullshit and not letting him eat speed and benzos.”... this is obviously the deluded thinking Bam feeds himself to justify why he was totally screwed over by that bastard Knoxville.

The fact he even says he might sue Jackass shows how desperate he is at this point - and stupid. Those contracts and agreements he signed about his possible participation are air fucking tight, he fucked up royally. There’s nothing he could ever sue the production for and has made them all sorely regret even taking the chance on letting him participate- which he endlessly begged and pleaded them for. This is the thanks they get, and they pretty much knew even giving him a chance would result in exactly this cluster fuck.

Bam 100% set up this dumb TMZ interview. He truly loves to call up TMZ stringers to get coverage. He combed his hair, took a shower and put on his best attempt at looking LA respectable for the camera. This is Bam putting in effort and it’s pathetic. I’m sure they are all just praying he finally decamps back to Philly, but he seems set to stay in LA throwing public tantrums because surely that will get back on set.

 

[Deep sleep]

Bam gives unsolicited advice to young girls on how to keep a man.
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I'll keep my granny panties if it keeps this dick away from me.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Jesus what a sniveling fucking lying weasel he is.

I “might be a liability”. He really thinks he’s got a great line with that “too jackass for jackass” quip, because he must have used it 100 times by now.

No rehab put him on all those medications, that just a laundry list of shit he’s probably been variously prescribed over the years. He was obviously still abusing drugs and thought having “legal scripts” was the loophole to use to do it. I did love him trying to explain one tiny adderral he FOUND in his car and took was the whole reason he got booted. Just one! That he found! From his own legal stash! It just such stereotypical junkie BS it’s laughable.

He’s being paid $5 mil to do Jackass? Lol. Utter BS.

Claiming they were doing this movie as a “Ryan Dunn tribute movie” is another fucking obscene lie. The “Ryan Dunn tribute movie” has been Bam’s weird failed project for years. Bam is once again trying to use Dunn’s death for pity and to further his own ends, it’s pretty gross tbh. At most I would bet the crew agreed to doing some “this movie is dedicated to memory of Ryan Dunn” as the credits roll or some stunt in tribute.

“How can they leave Dunn’s BFF Bam out of his own tribute movie!?!!? Why he should sue the bastards! I mean they almost made him commit suicide with all their rehab bullshit and not letting him eat speed and benzos.”... this is obviously the deluded thinking Bam feeds himself to justify why he was totally screwed over by that bastard Knoxville.

The fact he even says he might sue Jackass shows how desperate he is at this point - and stupid. Those contracts and agreements he signed about his possible participation are air fucking tight, he fucked up royally. There’s nothing he could ever sue the production for and has made them all sorely regret even taking the chance on letting him participate- which he endlessly begged and pleaded them for. This is the thanks they get, and they pretty much knew even giving him a chance would result in exactly this cluster fuck.

Bam 100% set up this dumb TMZ interview. He truly loves to call up TMZ stringers to get coverage. He combed his hair, took a shower and put on his best attempt at looking LA respectable for the camera. This is Bam putting in effort and it’s pathetic. I’m sure they are all just praying he finally decamps back to Philly, but he seems set to stay in LA throwing public tantrums because surely that will get back on set.

Well said, and for the record Jackass: Bad Grampa was dedicated to Ryan Dunn.

EDIT: Just wanted to upload a few of Bam's Insta pics which I found amusing.

Laskian Striggoi Sperging:

Bam's Comment: Writing down funny song lyrics in LASKIAN STRIGGOI an alphabet I created in rehab out of bodom. It has now become quicker to read it and write it this way easier than English. That’s why I do that. By the way, I’m off drugs and off alcohol, eat a fucking dick.

Bam's Comment: The symbol that defines “for the cause” the letter”B” in striggoi and Libra/Saturn. If you don’t understand that’s OK. I never expected you to get it. Go to the non fiction part of the library and you’ll find it.

Trashy Nicki Photo

Bam's Comment: @nikkib124 shows off her new sneaker.

And here's Bam's TMZ Interview:

 

[Yeeted Teet]

Well said, and for the record Jackass: Bad Grampa was dedicated to Ryan Dunn.

He also had a one hour MTV special where they showed old clips and his friends and family spoke about him and shared stories, pretty much exactly what Bam has been driving himself mad trying to do for years. It was done by the guys who directed and produced Jackass and they got it out within six months of his death.

 

[Arocyt]

He really thinks he’s got a great line with that “too jackass for jackass” quip, because he must have used it 100 times by now.

The extra dumb thing about it is that Jackass was most often about stunts or more planned behavior for the laugh. The type of jackass he's being is just being a drunk, drugged out scumbag who can't work with people and be professional. I'm sure that's not a stunning revelation to anyone reading this, but I really don't think Bam grasps that at all himself. He'd have more of a point if he said he made a living being a shithead with Viva La Bam. Being this sort of jackass is much more in line with that show (one, i'll note, not a lot of the Jackass guys participated in...).
Hell, there'd probably be an audience for a reality show documenting his downfall, if he wasn't already giving all that content out on social media and interviews.

He's talking like a clueless old man who doesn't know what the show Jackass is and just going on its name.... oh.. wait....

 

[Rogowski]

The extra dumb thing about it is that Jackass was most often about stunts or more planned behavior for the laugh.The type of jackass he's being is just being a drunk, drugged out scumbag who can't work with people

I think he’s also referring to a lot of the behind the scenes stuff that the public didn’t see during the original glory days of the Jackass crew - mostly the fact that during the height of their fame they were all on drugs during filming trying to get through production while still in one piece. It’s not hard to imagine the Jackass crew in a trailer on set passing around a mirror with coke or speed to get through the day and popping pills to quell the pain of the injuries sustained yesterday.

I think the fact that Bam’s behavior is now ancient history for the rest of the crew stings as well, as well as his ego simply being unable to accept he can’t do whatever he wants like he used to. It was literally his catchphrase at one point.

 

[break these cuffs]

I think he’s also referring to a lot of the behind the scenes stuff that the public didn’t see during the original glory days of the Jackass crew - mostly the fact that during the height of their fame they were all on drugs during filming trying to get through production while still in one piece. It’s not hard to imagine the Jackass crew in a trailer on set passing around a mirror with coke or speed to get through the day and popping pills to quell the pain of the injuries sustained yesterday.

I think the fact that Bam’s behavior is now ancient history for the rest of the crew stings as well, as well as his ego simply being unable to accept he can’t do whatever he wants like he used to. It was literally his catchphrase at one point.

It's also been going on longer than even just Jackass. It's been his life since high school and CKY.

 

[Rogowski]

I was going to ask the same thing? Does she have giant liver spots or discolorations all over her thighs? Wtf is that shit??

It could be eczema, and considering her husband is a self confessed speed addict she could’ve made it ten times worse by picking at it while tweaked out.

 

[Kulee Baba]

bam__margera
My mind has been boggled. I have fans that are so in love to hate any good deed that I’m up to. Well when TMZ found me in Hollywood on an editing break they had me break down a small portion of what dickhouse made me sign of a pure bullshit agreement. Knowing for sure it would be filled with “misery” and his best friend “company” would shit talk till the moon rises I was ready for it. I read all of the posts and for the first time I celebrated with an apple juice with ice. Everyone had everything nice to say and they felt the portion of the pain I told tmz. It is so nice to know I finally could explain the situation without frustration taking over
And all I did was explain lawyers page number one of 12 pages of poison cocksucker bullshit at its finest.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Happy Sunday, Bam has gifted us with some new Instagram posts:

bam__margera Part 2 of trying to reason with the bullshit.​

bam__margera Stunt idea a bit too jackass for Jackass ” Hi I’m BAM and this is the train of flesh”​

EDIT: Here's video of Bam reminiscing on his old Ferrari which he claims April sold for $70,000.

bam__margera Purple Lamborghini I’m missin it. Although Phoenix isn’t allowed to be in it , so I don’t need it.​

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Happy Sunday, Bam has gifted us with some new Instagram posts:
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You know those awkward movies from the 90's, where the totally radical protagonist is held down by boring square fossils like the school's headmaster, who just hates the protags guts for being such a cool, hip dude?

That's how Bam sees the world. Someone tells him to get sober and establishes rules to that goal and Bam views them as purely spiteful means to drag him down and belittle him with pointless, petty patronising that is tailor made to achieve nothing but to make him miserable. also lol about his anal fixation, closet homo much?

More than ever, I hope that fat fuck finds this thread and projectile-vomits his juvenile bullshit into it. It would make for great content.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Junkies are just the worst.

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Happy Sunday, Bam has gifted us with some new Instagram posts:
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What is it with this dude and highlighters? It’s like some adults gave him whatever colorful pens they had around the office to keep him busy during Take Your Kid to Work day.

 

[RavioliHabit]

He’s obsessed with getting fucked up the butt, isn’t he? He’s constantly talking about it. Reads more as a fantasy at this point.

remember that time he made a whole ‘song’ about fucking himself in the ass?

 

[Internet_Loner]

Bam showing his flaming Bisexuality or just drugs?

 

[Trombonista]

This is the worst "stuck in wall" yaoi I've ever seen.

 

[Kulee Baba]

bam__margera​

Join the club. I love everything but this. I feel like sharing some truth. Fuck Knoxville and fuck his action point movie that he flopped. Knoxville owes paramount, if I am not in it then that is 5 million dollars Knoxville just paid back by his acting skills. This whole thing feels like a set up. Jeff Tremaine + Greedy = My money - Greedy = Phoenix’s Future
5h

bam__margera Suck on my apple juice!​

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

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Of course Action Point was gunna flop. It's a movie you can only appreciate if you are a fan of Jackass and drunk. As the years pass, the sense of humor of the youth changes. Gen Z will never appreciate the masochistic brand of humor that is Jackass.

Yes, I did see Action Point, and I had a large movie coke that was half Jack Daniels. There were only a literal handful of people in the theater during opening night.