Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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It seems like either he’s running out of money or his parents are done releasing funds for his California adventure. He’s suddenly got a bunch of shady money making schemes and moaning about mommy selling his toys.
He admitted on the video about his purple lambo that his parents handle his finances. 5EF9906C-8E20-4D1C-AEA3-A482DB6B40DC.jpeg
 
Why is he still obsessed over the fact that his dad is fat?

It’s like VLB was 75% jokes about it. One whole episode was dedicated to not feeding him.

He’s almost 50 and he still treats his dad like a jerk.

Not to mention, Bam ain't looking too slender himself these days. At least Phil has an excuse: he's older, his metabolism has probably slowed and he can't get around as well as he once did. What's Bam's excuse? Normally people on drugs lose weight, especially uppers, but Bam must snort adderall and eat doughnuts. I'd bet when Bam reaches Phil's current age he'll look 5x worse, if he even makes it there to begin with. He's been rode hard and put up wet.
 
Not to mention, Bam ain't looking too slender himself these days. At least Phil has an excuse: he's older, his metabolism has probably slowed and he can't get around as well as he once did. What's Bam's excuse? Normally people on drugs lose weight, especially uppers, but Bam must snort adderall and eat doughnuts. I'd bet when Bam reaches Phil's current age he'll look 5x worse, if he even makes it there to begin with. He's been rode hard and put up wet.
bam isnt just a druggie but also a heavy drinker, right? alcohol has calories, drinking a lot can make you fat quickly (it isnt called "beer gut" for nothing)
 
He admitted on the video about his purple lambo that his parents handle his finances. View attachment 2090136
Cali must be a hellish world of scammers by now thanks to their complete and utter inability to get their system together lately. I can see why people are leaving it in droves just as much as people are leaving mexico. They're almost beginning to look like the same thing with all the corruption in that state.
 
O wow, what a wild read. I remember when the third Jackass movie came around, I was in my teens then and I thought everyone was kinda cool on their own weird way like edgy teens tend to think when they see dumb dudes doing dumb shit. But Bam always rubbed me the wrong way, for some reason I couldn't really tell back then. While everyone had this silly dumbass attitude around them, Bam had this malice hiding underneath a coat of rebellious rich goffick boi. He always seemed to be true malicious, instead of just retarded like the rest. You guys know where I'm coming from?

I'm not old enough to have witnessed the birth of Jackass or any of Bam's shows and stuff, but the little I saw from Bam... Yeah, he's not a good character at all. Too egotistical and self absorbed. So I'm not surprised he turned out the way he is now.
 
O wow, what a wild read. I remember when the third Jackass movie came around, I was in my teens then and I thought everyone was kinda cool on their own weird way like edgy teens tend to think when they see dumb dudes doing dumb shit. But Bam always rubbed me the wrong way, for some reason I couldn't really tell back then. While everyone had this silly dumbass attitude around them, Bam had this malice hiding underneath a coat of rebellious rich goffick boi. He always seemed to be true malicious, instead of just retarded like the rest. You guys know where I'm coming from?

I'm not old enough to have witnessed the birth of Jackass or any of Bam's shows and stuff, but the little I saw from Bam... Yeah, he's not a good character at all. Too egotistical and self absorbed. So I'm not surprised he turned out the way he is now.
he tried too hard and relied a lot on famous friends on vlb
 
CKY REBOOT :story:

And you have your name in the credits of all the old CKY movies. For only $50 you can get "associate producer" and finally score some imdb cred. All the proceeds from this go to fund the reboot.

Now for some Viva la Instagram.

Crackhead alphabet + experimental film-making


"Bam at it again, well maybe you all will start to realize that I’m always going to be at it. STRIGGOI is quicker and easier. Just trying to teach people who can’t think outside of a box."
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"Stop looking so sexy on your birthday @scumbagvinnybeedle I showed this picture to my wife in the tub and now outta nowhere she asked for a cucumber from the fridge. Watch your ass!" :stress:
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"A painting hung up today at my lawyers office of the “jackass contract”❤️"
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Why is he still obsessed over the fact that his dad is fat?
It’s projecting. It’s been mentioned before that he’s suffered from an eating disorder for years out of fear that he’d end up like Phil.
CKY REBOOT :story:

And you can get your name in the credits of all the old CKY movies. For only $50 you can get "associate producer" and finally score some imdb cred. All the proceeds from this go to fund the reboot.
The interesting thing is that his ex-manager Joe Frantz is running this begging drive and Bam hasn’t mentioned anything about it. Odd considering that Bam is broke and always bitching about money and CKY should be main focus since he’s no longer a Jackass. The whole thing smacks of sketch considering he already released the CKY remasters on some sketchy website called dangercats about 2 years ago and nobody wanted to trust the website with their credit card info. Then when someone DL’ed copies of the videos from Dangercat and uploaded them to YouTube this happened:
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Smacks of desperation, and considering that Bam himself said there is no CKY5 just bonus footage that didn’t make the original cuts of the old movies and that Bam doesn’t even talk to any of the surviving CKY members, this dude seems to pulling a money grab.

He has raised 17K so far for this “reboot” (its not a reboot lol) when all he’s doing is trying to get the movies on legitimate streaming sites. I’m no streaming expert but does it cost money to get a movie on streaming sites? Don’t they usually offer to pay you for the rights? And also...
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Contributing to the donation drive won’t even get you free streams or a copy of the future blu ray release (and they’ve been teasing this for years, I am convinced it’s never going to happen), only your name in the credits.
 
dude what if i went to the gay club and let all the gays fuck my ass, wouldn't that be funny? only as a joke though, no homo! it's not gay if it's ironic, haha!
-bam, probably
More like "Dude, I'm gonna go to the gaybar, set up a glory hole and suck dick and ass-ride pole for hours, these fags won't know a totally straight guy like me was swallowing all their cum, it'll be a totally RAD prank yo!"
 
The fact he put the heartagram in his totally cool striggoi-whatever-the-fuck-its-called-alphabet is sending my sides to space. The Valo dickriding never ends jfc.

I remember when I noticed his obsessive love for the band and I was a little weirded out. I like HIM (even if they are too soft for regular metal fans like myself) but I never understood why he idolized the lead singer like a lovesick teen girl, but now it all makes sense. He's clearly repressing his sexuality so much I almost feel bad for him. Almost.

It won't surprise me that he only gets aroused nowadays by thinking about Ville wearing one of his hand sewn princess whatever lingerie, because holy fuck this obsession is bad lol
 
"A painting hung up today at my lawyers office of the “jackass contract”❤️"
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I like that this dirty poster board still has the inventory sticker on the bottom left, and he just drew around it.

If he actually was at some lawyers office who hung it up on the wall it was only so he could show his buddies later and have a big laugh at what a drugged up moron Bam is and how many billable hours he will get out of this farce.

He’s throwing Jess into his doodles shitting on Novak. What’s the deal with Jess and Bam?

I mean Jess doesn’t appear to be a train wreck and seems like a happy guy playing in his band and raising his kids, or at least that’s what he shares on IG. Given Bam’s behavior, and what he’s put his parents through, I figure that puts Jess right in the middle of a lot bullshit. I can’t imagine anyone is Team Bam except his exhausted wife who has to take care of a toddler and be a sexy cum slut.
 
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