The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Ghostse]

I go back and forth on whether the Tranch is fully aware of what they're doing or whether they're true believers. I mean, they're probably true believers in the trans part, from the sunk cost fallacy if nothing else, but to what extent they're capable of thinking of their next phase of grift as "business strategies." Sometimes I think they know, sometimes not. It's one of those "does a horse know it's a horse or does it just do horse things" theory-of-mind puzzles.

I think its more along the lines of a Maddoff or a Jan Lewan, or the guy getting jailed for the "paper cattle", where they have the quantum mindset of both running a scam but "only until I get that big payday and then pay everyone back".

 

[Miss Misery]

Apparently alpacas are like (most) retrievers, they just really like water.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Did they wear their tactical plates to the bar?

 

[Torque Wheeler]

I would LOVE to watch one of these tranchhands show me what's wrong with their truck. Nothing strokes my ego more than silently judging self-proclaimed car people show me what's wrong.

I'm going to drive my embarrassing brodozer tomorrow and think about self-sufficiency for a while.

Is there a thread for cars somewhere on this forum or is that too off-topic?

 

[Dickens Cider]

Or you can just pay them.
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Spoiler

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After a hard day grinding levels and wiping my ass with grifted twenties, I like to settle down at 10am with a nice Larps ale. Larps ale never fails to satisfy that deep down thirst I have for sheep/men/small defenseless alpacas. It makes me feel like a natural woman! Larp Beer- enjoy it behind “enemy” lines like troo oppressed folks!

 

[Berserker Armor]

Apparently alpacas are like (most) retrievers, they just really like water.

it would be a smart idea for them to just get a pool for the alpacas but their water fowl dont even have that let alone a pond.
the fact they are doing this in still SUPER COOL and even cold weather tho is very sus as theres alas no way that water would be warm.

also for our yarn spergs: new yarn have been added to their etsy as per the ranch twitter with very edited pics to disfuse the obvious bad quality) there's quite a few so i wont link them all and some dope already has it in their cart. wasn't sure if i should archive but they look rough and i dont know shit about yarn (and dog hair theres dog hair on some??? the dark ones that they are charging the most for??)

the listing

 

[Miss Misery]

it would be a smart idea for them to just get a pool for the alpacas but their water fowl dont even have that let alone a pond.
the fact they are doing this in still SUPER COOL and even cold weather tho is very sus as theres alas no way that water would be warm.

also for our yarn spergs: new yarn have been added to their etsy as per the ranch twitter with very edited pics to disfuse the obvious bad quality) there's quite a few so i wont link them all and some dope already has it in their cart. wasn't sure if i should archive but they look rough and i dont know shit about yarn (and dog hair theres dog hair on some??? the dark ones that they are charging the most for??)


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OMG that yarn is trash tier for alpaca, not to mention you can get cashmere for those prices.

 

[Cynar]

it would be a smart idea for them to just get a pool for the alpacas but their water fowl dont even have that let alone a pond.
the fact they are doing this in still SUPER COOL and even cold weather tho is very sus as theres alas no way that water would be warm.

also for our yarn spergs: new yarn have been added to their etsy as per the ranch twitter with very edited pics to disfuse the obvious bad quality) there's quite a few so i wont link them all and some dope already has it in their cart. wasn't sure if i should archive but they look rough and i dont know shit about yarn (and dog hair theres dog hair on some??? the dark ones that they are charging the most for??)


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D: Why are they photographing it on surfaces that look weird and filthy?? This is horrifying

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

D: Why are they photographing it on surfaces that look weird and filthy?? This is horrifying

Maybe to have people make the assumption that the dirt and debris in the yarn is due to the environment and not due to garbage manufacturing.

Seriously, that's awful. I can't say I've ever even considered knitting with yarn, much less be aware of what the prices are, but looking at the scale of the things based on that coin, it feels way overpriced. Doubly so when you factor in the absolutely awful colorations they have. Are they doing that to maybe hide damaged yarn under the puke?

I'm also curious, is this stuff they harvested and sent off before the thread booted up, or have I managed to miss them sheering them between then and now.

 

[Miss Misery]

D: Why are they photographing it on surfaces that look weird and filthy?? This is horrifying

That's likely the cleanest surface in their house.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Dirty, grifting fuckers. What a load of overpriced, poor quality product.

Spoiler: Yarn rage

First of all, what the fuck is up with these product photos. All of them have this weird fucking blur on them. If I'm buying yarn I want to see the god damn fibres. As pointed out already, some of the skeins have visible dog/cat fur on them which is just gross. If I'm buying bespoke yarn on etsy, I want it to come from a smoke free environment with preferably no pets being near the product.

They can't even skein it nicely. Additionally they've named a whole bunch of their yarn "colours" which is fine I guess but what they really are are undyed skeins. That means there's going to be some variation between them. Just call them fucking natural or undyed.



Now onto the dye. Holy fuck what the ever loving God is this low effort shit. Let alone the fact this is absolutely hideous, they also clearly don't have a fucking clue what they're doing. It's inconsistent and barely noticeable.



I think they were going for having one part of the yarn dyed whilst the other part is natural. A lot of dyers will have a base colour with an accent streak like follows:


If you want your colours to come through, you want to be working with a light coloured yarn. It also looks like they've just painted a weak acid dye on part of it and called it a day rather than dyeing in a bath or leave it for enough time for the dye to take. It looks like they've splatted the dye on (not saturating the yarn properly) didn't leave it for long and then when they washed the yarn, all the dye came out. I've only dyed a couple of times but even my attempts were better than this. And it's overpriced to hell.

Oh yeah, can't wait to knit with... swamp water. Beautiful! I hope they do an amhole orange next.

So here is their undyed milk chocolate yarn.



Or for just a couple of dollars more, I can get three times as much yarn which is consistently spun, a nicer looking colour and much higher quality.

Just lazy, shoddy work.

 

[Ghostse]

First of all, what the fuck is up with these product photos. All of them have this weird fucking blur on them. If I'm buying yarn I want to see the god damn fibres.

This time you don't. Trust me.

Or for just a couple of dollars more, I can get three times as much yarn which is consistently spun, a nicer looking colour and much higher quality.

But that yarn wasn't hand-harested in Colorado by the mentally ill and mentally deficient.
Also all this yarn tells you all about the Alpaca it came from. Which is important, because you know how an artist's work increases after their death? Well, what I'm saying is that the Tranny's ranches practices will be turning that into rare limited edition yarn.

Just lazy, shoddy work.

Just straight up putting Kevin's surgeon on blast like that, fucking savage.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Holy shit, those yarn prices. The troon tax is real. It's at least double the price of what most other places charge, even for (properly) handspun and (properly) hand dyed. There's vegetation in the yarn that's clear even from the limited photos, and the spinning is poor quality - you can see short lengths of yarn in their untidy skeins that are spun more loosely than the rest of the yarn. And as for that random purple splodge 'hand dye' You absolutely know you're dealing with a grifter in the yarn world if they try to sell on their obvious and awful mistakes, especially if they charge full price for them.

Everything about this yarn screams poor quality and financial scam. The only way this yarn gets sold is to suckers who honestly believe they're helping poor, abused, downtrodden trans women survive. Without the troon angle, this yarn would literally never sell. Even with the troon angle, there's no way they'll sell enough yarn to make the troons' alpaca farm financially solvent. The alpacas and the yarn are just more of the same bullshit troon diversion and grift tactics. This is just a group of pervert men who wanted to live together out in the boonies so they had no neighbours to mock their degeneracy. Philellope chose alpaca yarn farming as the cover because it's the only 'girly' farm grift he could think of.

Shittily cared for alpacas = shit quality fibre. Shit quality fibre x shit tier fleece processing & spinning = shit yarn. Shit yarn + expensive prices = shit sales.

And now they're farming sheep by removing every lamb from its mother and taking it into the house to uwu bottle feed like we're real mommas. Jesus christ, these men have no clue about animal husbandry, fibre, or yarn at all. None.

 

[break these cuffs]

Is there a thread for cars somewhere on this forum or is that too off-topic?

There is probably one or two in either Off-Topic or General, although I suspect most of the conversation regarding them goes on in cow threads where they fuck it all up like with most off topic type threads. If you're looking for a race car driver and mechanic who has zero actual skills or knowledge to laugh at, I suggest John Flynt/Brianna Wu. He actively talks about cars, is a giant pill addicted tranny ghoul who owns 3 Porsches, wrecked one backing into a bollard, drove another across country with low oil immediately after buying, has killed a TT, gets made fun of on car forums, and so much more! John is an expert at all things despite doing nothing besides sitting on his couch, tweeting, and spending money to win at mobile games. He has also had several laughably terrible runs for Congress.

I'll let you find out about his motorcycle yourself.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

Is the bathing and pissing in the drinking water a common thing? I'd guess not, but animals can be gross.

Yes, the amount of work I have had to do to stop my ducks from trying to swim in their waterer is obscene. There is a reason most cattle troughs are made y’all enough that the livestock can’t get in them. I have seen one where the rancher ended up putting fencing that the cattle count only get their head through around the large water troughs on the property to prevent them from bathing in it.

 

[Ghjkl63]

it would be a smart idea for them to just get a pool for the alpacas but their water fowl dont even have that let alone a pond.
the fact they are doing this in still SUPER COOL and even cold weather tho is very sus as theres alas no way that water would be warm.

also for our yarn spergs: new yarn have been added to their etsy as per the ranch twitter with very edited pics to disfuse the obvious bad quality) there's quite a few so i wont link them all and some dope already has it in their cart. wasn't sure if i should archive but they look rough and i dont know shit about yarn (and dog hair theres dog hair on some??? the dark ones that they are charging the most for??)


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Where those pictures taken on the bathroom floor or something?

 

[Baloney Face]

Where those pictures taken on the bathroom floor or something?

In that establishment it's all bathroom floor.

 

[admiral]

The motion blur on the photos to hide the shit quality is so ridiculous. That's like slapping a bunch of bumper stickers on your car to hide the dents- everyone knows that you fucked up.

The way they mother the lambs is creepy. We know Kev has a pregnancy fetish, it wouldn't surprise me if he has a motherhood complex too.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Dirty, grifting fuckers. What a load of overpriced, poor quality product.

Spoiler: Yarn rage

First of all, what the fuck is up with these product photos. All of them have this weird fucking blur on them. If I'm buying yarn I want to see the god damn fibres. As pointed out already, some of the skeins have visible dog/cat fur on them which is just gross. If I'm buying bespoke yarn on etsy, I want it to come from a smoke free environment with preferably no pets being near the product.
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They can't even skein it nicely. Additionally they've named a whole bunch of their yarn "colours" which is fine I guess but what they really are are undyed skeins. That means there's going to be some variation between them. Just call them fucking natural or undyed.

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Now onto the dye. Holy fuck what the ever loving God is this low effort shit. Let alone the fact this is absolutely hideous, they also clearly don't have a fucking clue what they're doing. It's inconsistent and barely noticeable.
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I think they were going for having one part of the yarn dyed whilst the other part is natural. A lot of dyers will have a base colour with an accent streak like follows:
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If you want your colours to come through, you want to be working with a light coloured yarn. It also looks like they've just painted a weak acid dye on part of it and called it a day rather than dyeing in a bath or leave it for enough time for the dye to take. It looks like they've splatted the dye on (not saturating the yarn properly) didn't leave it for long and then when they washed the yarn, all the dye came out. I've only dyed a couple of times but even my attempts were better than this. And it's overpriced to hell.
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Oh yeah, can't wait to knit with... swamp water. Beautiful! I hope they do an amhole orange next.

So here is their undyed milk chocolate yarn.

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Or for just a couple of dollars more, I can get three times as much yarn which is consistently spun, a nicer looking colour and much higher quality.

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Just lazy, shoddy work.

You can't expect anything more from troons. Every single one of them is like this. Chris is perhaps the most obvious example, but every troon has this mentality of "oh I'm already a super precious trans person who is oppressed by the evil cishet wh*Te men in this country, therefore I don't have to put effort into anything because I'm such a victim". This wouldn't be a problem if people just didn't buy the shit they produce, but of course everyone has to virtue signal by "supporting trans folx".
It's like those workshops that employ tards to make arts & crafts, which normal people then buy to support a tard-related charity. Except in this case the tards think that they're antifascist revolutionaries.

 

[In the Sick of It]

The blur is probably added so you can get a feel of what's it's like to wake up after being drugged and dragged to the ranch to do slave labor processing yarn.

I wonder who processes their shit quality yarn. We already know they take bulk fiber to be processed elsewhere, but what happens after that? Are they doing it themselves or have some other middleman that doesn't know what they're doing?