Careercow Reuben Baron - Smart Bisexual Stuttering Clever-man

[Kablamo]

I've been very busy the last week. There is a treasure trove of Reuben content out there, more will be coming soon. For now, I leave you with this tasty tidbit:

 

[millais]

Nice find. I always imagined his hand writing would be an ugly mess of a scrawl

 

[Skeletor]

Perfectly normal handwriting for a preschooler.

 

[blackie toy]

I've been very busy the last week. There is a treasure trove of Reuben content out there, more will be coming soon. For now, I leave you with this tasty tidbit:

Looks like we've found the other child that Eli's parents keep locked in the basement.

 

[Positron]

He looks just as gross as Philip "ADF". I bet they smell similar too.

 

[AnOminous]

He looks just as gross as Philip "ADF". I bet they smell similar too.

Reuben may be a stuttering fuckup who tried to attack our disabled veteran Commander, but at least he knew when his ass was kicked and it was time to fuck off. That's more than Phil ever figured out.

 

[Meowthkip]

I've been very busy the last week. There is a treasure trove of Reuben content out there, more will be coming soon. For now, I leave you with this tasty tidbit:

I'm not sorry.

 

[Shugo]

I've been very busy the last week. There is a treasure trove of Reuben content out there, more will be coming soon. For now, I leave you with this tasty tidbit:

His eyebrows remind me of the Car Wash owner in Breaking Bad

 

[Kablamo]

The accolades are still rolling in for our blossoming screenwriting prodigy.

An veteran IMDB user of seven years described Reuben's seminal masterpiece as "fun" and said that it "stays mostly on point". His gracious and insightful review indicated that the failings of the movie should not be blamed on the director, but rather his inability to run a film production. Interesting. Also, the reviewer describes Reuben's sense of humor as "nerdist", confirming that this feature is indeed made by autists and for autists.

Overall the hit-classic The Making of Superhero Musical has accumulated a whopping 8.8/10 rating on IMDB.

Spoiler: Industry Accolades for Reubarb 1 of 2

Spoiler: Industry Accolades for Reubarb 2 of 2

The film remains an elusive cult hit, apparently. While still not released to the general public, Reuben has been enthusiastically submitting his film to conventions and film festivals, according to his twitter and indiegogo accounts. Surley this is to reach his target audience of like minded peers and avoid the critical lens of those philistines known as the general public/dang dirty trolls.

Spoiler: Rated Optimistic

Spoiler: Hurray Self-Promotion!

If any of you Boston-area Kiwis are too eager to wait, and missed the Bard College premiere, then be sure to brave the hordes of fans to see it at the upcoming Boston Comic Con!

If you're like me and are unable to make it, we will have to suffice for a few screenshots.

Spoiler: So Much Contrast

Spoiler: ALL of the Colour Contrast

Spoiler: Apparently, Filmed in a Public Bathroom

Unfortunately, I have have had no success in corresponding long enough with Reuben to get an exclusive interview on his creative process and mastery of the cinematic arts. On the bright side, we will not be left high and dry with an insatiable craving for insight into his creative genius. Bard College was nice enough to share Reuben's masturbatory self-reflection of the film-making process.

Spoiler: That would be too self-indulgent

Finally, a bonus photo to pay tribute to Reuben while we all eagerly await the wide release of The Making of a Superhero Musical. G-god s-s-s-peed, Reuben.

 

[Meowthkip]

The accolades are still rolling in for our blossoming screenwriting prodigy.

An veteran IMDB user of seven years described Reuben's seminal masterpiece as "fun" and said that it "stays mostly on point". His gracious and insightful review indicated that the failings of the movie should not be blamed on the director, but rather his inability to run a film production. Interesting. Also, the reviewer describes Reuben's sense of humor as "nerdist", confirming that this feature is indeed made by autists and for autists.

Overall the hit-classic The Making of Superhero Musical has accumulated a whopping 8.8/10 rating on IMDB.

Spoiler: Industry Accolades for Reubarb 1 of 2

Spoiler: Industry Accolades for Reubarb 2 of 2

The film remains an elusive cult hit, apparently. While still not released to the general public, Reuben has been enthusiastically submitting his film to conventions and film festivals, according to his twitter and indiegogo accounts. Surley this is to reach his target audience of like minded peers and avoid the critical lens of those philistines known as the general public/dang dirty trolls.

Spoiler: Rated Optimistic

Spoiler: Hurray Self-Promotion!

If any of you Boston-area Kiwis are too eager to wait, and missed the Bard College premiere, then be sure to brave the hordes of fans to see it at the upcoming Boston Comic Con!

If you're like me and are unable to make it, we will have to suffice for a few screenshots.

Spoiler: So Much Contrast

Spoiler: ALL of the Colour Contrast

Spoiler: Apparently, Filmed in a Public Bathroom

Unfortunately, I have have had no success in corresponding long enough with Reuben to get an exclusive interview on his creative process and mastery of the cinematic arts. On the bright side, we will not be left high and dry with an insatiable craving for insight into his creative genius. Bard College was nice enough to share Reuben's masturbatory self-reflection of the film-making process.

Spoiler: That would be too self-indulgent

Finally, a bonus photo to pay tribute to Reuben while we all eagerly await the wide release of The Making of a Superhero Musical. G-god s-s-s-peed, Reuben.

Is that Neil Gaiman?

Did he manage to get Neil Gaiman in his movie?

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

Lol it's amazing how well received creative projects are when you only show your mom and people who know you're a tard and have to be nice.

 

[Kablamo]

Is that Neil Gaiman?

Did he manage to get Neil Gaiman in his movie?

You better believe it. Also, I may be wrong, but I believe Gaiman was the inspiration for his haircut.

 

[blackie toy]

Unfortunately, I have have had no success in corresponding long enough with Reuben to get an exclusive interview on his creative process and mastery of the cinematic arts. On the bright side, we will not be left high and dry with an insatiable craving for insight into his creative genius. Bard College was nice enough to share Reuben's masturbatory self-reflection of the film-making process.

Interesting read. His remarks on the previous production (I'm guessing Book Girl) blame the lead actress for the total failure of the project. Didn't we conclude that the young lady from that work was a girlfriend? I guess she wasn't "the one."

 

[AnOminous]

Interesting read. His remarks on the previous production (I'm guessing Book Girl) blame the lead actress for the total failure of the project. Didn't we conclude that the young lady from that work was a girlfriend? I guess she wasn't "the one."

What a dick move. As with most cows, any time I start to be remotely sympathetic, they pull some astounding feat of assholery.

 

[Positron]

"Many of the intrinsic issues of the film seem not to be a construct of poor film making but of non-ideal situations."
Does any human being ever write like this, or is Bard secretly creating a new species of Homo hipsterus?

 

[blackie toy]

I will say this, the actress he got for that movie is a solid 7.

 

[Shugo]

"Many of the intrinsic issues of the film seem not to be a construct of poor film making but of non-ideal situations."
Does any human being ever write like this, or is Bard secretly creating a new species of Homo hipsterus?

I'm pretty sure an attribute of great film makers and directors is overcoming adversity and working through problems during the film making process, not things to blame for the movie being shit. Issues come up in every walk of life. Deal with them and you're good at your job. Do a shit job dealing with them, and you're not that great.

 

[AnOminous]

"Many of the intrinsic issues of the film seem not to be a construct of poor film making but of non-ideal situations."
Does any human being ever write like this, or is Bard secretly creating a new species of Homo hipsterus?

Yes. Lolcows write like that.

It's in polysyllabic words and I bet this stuttering fuck couldn't get through that tongue-twister of a sentence while talking to Jace.

But the meaning of it is pretty simple: the fact my movie is shit isn't my fault. It was someone else's fault/the weather/the wrath of an angry God/bad luck/capitalism/patriarchy/soggy knees/a conspiracy.

It was particularly shitty to blame the failure of his last effort on the actress, especially if (as some said) she is an ex.

I'd like to see this pussy go through the trials and tribulations of making, say, Apocalypse Now, and come out the other end with anything in the can at all, much less a classic movie. "Non-ideal situations" are the sort of things real directors deal with every day, and they come out with final product worth it.

For another great example, check out Lost in La Mancha.

The story of this is basically, Terry Gilliam tried to make a film called The Man Who Killed Don Quixote which was, surprisingly, actually about Don Quixote. The effort went disastrously, and in fact you may recall no such film was ever released.

However, the surviving footage and a documentary crew managed to make a marvelous documentary about the failure of the film.

Reuben Baron doesn't have that in him. That is why he turned into a stuttering, mumbling, mush-mouth retard when he thought he was taking on easy game in the Jace showdown, picking on a mental case, and instead got his ass handed to him.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

For another great example, check out Lost in La Mancha.

"Jodorowsky's Dune" is another good one in that vein.

Anyway, someone needs to stream this trainwreck so that we can watch it together and throw spoons at our computer screens or something.

 

[NegaCWC]

Did you know that our smart bisexual stuttering clever man is going have a bit role in the new Ghostbusters film? His character is called "concertgoer".