DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[EarwaxGourmet]

I physically cringed at this. This is how he "outdid" himself?


Ugh...new lore unlocked. DSP says DMX was a dude that genuinely rapped about his life, aka was "real." He apparently loves DMX now. I feel like this retconned something he said about rap in his liberty city stories playthrough, but w/e.

He probably relates to these DMX lyrics at the very least.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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we are entering Chris Chan territory boys

what a fucking fag lmao

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP WILL WEAR JEANS THE ENTIRE STREAM (ON HIS BIRTHDAY I THINK)

I HATE THIS TIMELINE SO MUCH

 

[Wasabi Panda]

my god I don't think I tuned out quicker on a DSP stream.

The dollar store birthday balloons for a literal child, like these are the balloons nana gets 5 year old billy cause he likes the fortnites. The incessant bitching he had to do one adult thing on his day off and that the line was long the friday before easter sunday, you know phil, people with actual families who celebrate easter do this thing called easter dinner. the "this is how real life works".

Phil you're nearly 40 you can't understand why the friday before a holiday the grocery story would have a long line, you're only social interaction is with children on the internet and your mom...err wife, you get all your news from the trending tab, you're having a week long celebration for your birthday with rando on the internet in a small room with child's decoration, shit at least Foodie Beauty has her man bitch with her. You're the last person who has any idea what real life is...

then the fake fanning while clout chasing DMX being hospitalized, which I found funny that he repeated verbatim the TMZ sub head from their tweet. Claims he likes rap now?!

noped the fuck out...

 

[Forbidden Math]

Interesting Phil quote for me to over analyze because I'm mentally ill and a nudnick:
"and monday night is up in the air, it could be Genshin Impact or it could be Call of Duty. Likely I'm thinking you guys might want more call of duty... And I've been doing so well in call of duty and enjoying it so much I'll probably want to do more, I guess we'll see."

So he's thinking his viewers might want more Call of Duty because he's enjoying it and wants more. Anytime Phil says the chat is saying anything or any bullshit like that it's because it's what he wants them to say.

 

[Swirling weeb]

This nigga was up until 12 am his time setting up that kids birthday party and in his gin rotted head he said
“Yeah this is fine”

 

[Forbidden Math]

Explaining how all these bills are coming up that have to clear. $700 would cover those nicely DSP. Oh? It's gone? Okay.

I guess it was a rainy day.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

"They couldn't leak your information because if they did you could sue them"

True wisdom from Piggy "I WOULD sue but lawyers and lawsuits are too expensive!" McRoach

 

[Swirling weeb]

Explaining how all these bills are coming up that have to clear. $700 would cover those nicely DSP. Oh? It's gone? Okay.

I guess it was a rainy day.

Yeah you mharan it’s going to rain tonight of course I had to spend all my tips I had to eat outside with my mom wife

 

[DiabeticSP]

Where's the cake and party whistle thing.

 

[Fill Bern El]

I haven't went to a day time prestream in months. Now I remember why. I asked how long this prestream was gonna be and mfking snowcarl told me no gameplay for another 1 hour. HOW DO YOU FILL THIS MUCH TIME, 6 DAYS A WEEK, 52 WEEKS IN A ROW? WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT ARE YOU GODDAMN RAMBLING ABOUT.

Where's the cake and party whistle thing.

that's tuesday i think

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I bet this is gonna be a topic on the upcoming preschtreem
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P E R T I N E N T

That chick looks like the illegitimate love child of Darlene from "Roseanne" and Ronald McDonald.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

It's even worse combined with the shirt he's wearing:

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This man turns 39 in a week...

It's reverse dog years so he is actually 5 and a half. DEBUNKED!!


I aint got no words for this, gonna have to change my avatar to reflect what I feel whenever Phil does anything these days.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Here comes the Polygon segment.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Phil, the economics expert, says that competition breeds innovation (when referring to ps5 vs xbox)

Ah yea, the innovation of...basically 2 of the same fucking consoles with different game exclusives

 

[Pargon]

the innovation of...basically 2 of the same fucking consoles with different game

The innovation of the way the video game industry has been since 1990.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Holy shit, he just mocked a streamer who asked their chat for an overpowered build.

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP is talking about how him and Kat were watching a person playing Dark Souls for the first time, and the person they were watching read YT comments to make their build easier. Their loadout apparently made them incredibly overpowered and the rest of their playthrough was boring.

This bitch literally cheesed DS1 by getting the drake sword, shut the fuck up.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

DSP is talking about how him and Kat were watching a person playing Dark Souls for the first time, and the person they were watching read YT comments to make their build easier. Their loadout apparently made them incredibly overpowered and the rest of their playthrough was boring.

This bitch literally cheesed DS1 by getting the drake sword, shut the fuck up.

Don't forget about the "Dick Lightning" thing

Also how did he loop back around from "yeah you should be able to play on whatever difficulty you like!" to gatekeeping some random YT playthrough because he chose to follow a build in the comments

 

[Forbidden Math]

As expected he makes it about himself, though I'm surprised at how long this rant is going on. This must be something that really gets under his skin.