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PutridElephant said:
He was mocking himself?
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Ex-fucking-catly

I can name so many times where he has cheesed games. That one playthrough where he just quit and looked up a YT video for the ending. Him using the drake sword. Dick lightning. Him summoning like 3 people to take on bosses like the spider chick in DS1. Just fucking 0 self awareness.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
Phil, the economics expert, says that competition breeds innovation (when referring to ps5 vs xbox)

Ah yea, the innovation of...basically 2 of the same fucking consoles with different game exclusives
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Consoles are effectively the same as Corporate branded PC's these days like alienware.

They release the same thing every year or so and Im sure we will get some con artist trying to sell people the door to their own house as a "console" starting at 899.99 at some point marketed as a "Super reality chamber".

But Phil being one of the idiots who actually buys new consoles after the xbone/ps4 generation will learn the lesson the hard way, spend the $500+ on a minor upgrade with the same if not fewer games and then beg his cult for more money.
 
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Nick Gurs said:
Consoles are effectively the same as Corporate branded PC's these days like alienware.

They release the same thing every year or so and Im sure we will get some con artist trying to sell people the door to their own house as a "console" starting at 899.99 at some point marketed as a "Super reality chamber".

But Phil being one of the idiots who actually buys new consoles after the xbone/ps4 generation will learn the lesson the hard way, spend the $500+ on a minor upgrade with the same if not fewer games and then beg his cult for more money.
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And he'll do so for a retarded reason, that being "consoles just work", as though the explosion of teenage streamers is not indicative of how user-friendly and idiot-proof PCs have become. The PC platform will always have more games than consoles, even not considering emulation, to say nothing of cheaper on the whole, and he will ignore it wholesale purely out of sloth.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
Phil claims he is more of a Youtuber than a Twitch streamer because he gets more YT views than Twitch viewers.

I need my blood pressure checked.

P.S., im not recording but his throat is absolutely fucked today, the throat clears are insane
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He is a full time twitch streamer who jus dumps his shit on youtube unedited. Which is an archive btw.

What the fuck is he smoking?
 
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Phil just gave lore about how if you called to those phone things where you paid per minute and they gave you someting. For example he called to a nintendo line for tips ,paid money and didn't get a tip on how to play a game in the end. He also said that if you called to one of those things about WWE to talk with a wrestler you actually didn't end up talking to a wrestler it was just an automated message, of course Phil didn't do it!!!!!! He just knows that's the case if you call the WWE hotline!! Is this new lore on how this retard wanted to talk to macho man randy savage and spent 20 dollars to talk to a robot?

@PutridElephant this is why its not the best to play music while he is reading shout outs.

Remember how this retard didn't even use the proper knife to cut onions? Apparently he went online and researched a secret technique to cut them better than before and now he can cut them well.

Also he said that his back injury is already healed(it took him many years), so no more bad back excuses.
 
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Big ups to Wardog Leader for sharing this with me.

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Nice $15.
 
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An1337 posted a video of the big reveal if you missed it. I died laughing at "the balloons are going to blow around and there's nothing I can really do about that". Also I hope the balloons end up all deflated and pathetic by the end of the week. That would just be the icing on the 39-year-old birthday cake.
 
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Tatu Carreta2 said:
Phil just gave lore about how if you called to those phone things where you paid per minute and they gave you someting. For example he called to a nintendo line for tips ,paid money and didn't get a tip on how to play a game in the end. He also said that if you called to one of those things about WWE to talk with a wrestler you actually didn't end up talking to a wrestler it was just an automated message, of course Phil didn't do it!!!!!! He just knows that's the case if you call the WWE hotline!! Is this new lore on how these retard wanted to talk to macho man randy savage and spent 20 dollars to talk to a robot?

@PutridElephant this is why its not the best to play music while he is reading shout outs.
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Called '900' sex numbers confirmed.
 
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There we go. So he got $2445.17 from begathons + $4000 from his mom, and he allegedly owed $17,161. Given that he listed $15,000 as still being owed at his time of bankruptcy filing (paying $500/month), no surprise that this math does not add up. Another few thousand dollars that just disappeared into the void.
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Were you thinking of this video from November 22, 2018 where @ the timestamp (47m52s) he revealed he needs "about $16,000" to pay his Federal Income taxes in April and put the caveat on in when telling his audience how much money he needs them to give him that this has to be "$16,000 in excess of my regular income"?

Aaaand then Emerald_Seven gave him $16,000 worth of gifted subs in excess of his """regular income""" which netted him over $12,000 after Twitch's cut, then he got $2,500 from two Tax Begathons, and funny enough in this video he does the "my parents are sick and dying because they are over 60 years old" shit and says it would be impossible for them to give him any money. . .and then his mommy gave him $4,000. . . . . .and he STILL didn't pay his fucking taxes!

Phil on his bankruptcy filing in January 2020 claimed he still owed $15,000 on his Federal Tax payment plan and was paying $500 a month. He had been on this plan for about 8 months so I'm guessing he was on a 3-year/36-month payment plan meaning the repayment plan was for at least $18,000 when it got worked out.

Everything but the money his mommy gave him disappeared down the Phil Burnell Financial Black Hole. In case anyone was wondering if Phil really spent around $20,000 on WWE Champions in 2018. Yes, yes he did.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
DSP is talking about how him and Kat were watching a person playing Dark Souls for the first time, and the person they were watching read YT comments to make their build easier. Their loadout apparently made them incredibly overpowered and the rest of their playthrough was boring.

This bitch literally cheesed DS1 by getting the drake sword, shut the fuck up.
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Completely unrelated video of DSP's viewers spoonfeeding him the best weapon in Dark Souls 2 following a ragequit on the Aged Smelter Demon:
This goes on for two more videos, by the way. He really uploaded over half an hour of him staring into chat and yelling at people.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
@PutridElephant this is why its not the best to play music while he is reading shout outs.
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I did nuffin wrong. I'm not even there. I'm out braving the COVIDs getting fat at a food truck festival spending all the munny you give me.

There is the music less stream if these things bother you too much.
 
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