DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Prince Lotor said:
Were you thinking of this video from November 22, 2018 where @ the timestamp (47m52s) he revealed he needs "about $16,000" to pay his Federal Income taxes in April and put the caveat on in when telling his audience how much money he needs them to give him that this has to be "$16,000 in excess of my regular income"?

Aaaand then Emerald_Seven gave him $16,000 worth of gifted subs in excess of his """regular income""" which netted him over $12,000 after Twitch's cut, then he got $2,500 from two Tax Begathons, and funny enough in this video he does the "my parents are sick and dying because they are over 60 years old" shit and says it would be impossible for them to give him any money. . .and then his mommy gave him $4,000. . . . . .and he STILL didn't pay his fucking taxes!

Phil on his bankruptcy filing in January 2020 claimed he still owed $15,000 on his Federal Tax payment plan and was paying $500 a month. He had been on this plan for about 8 months so I'm guessing he was on a 3-year/36-month payment plan meaning the repayment plan was for at least $18,000 when it got worked out.

Everything but the money his mommy gave him disappeared down the Phil Burnell Financial Black Hole. In case anyone was wondering if Phil really spent around $20,000 on WWE Champions in 2018. Yes, yes he did.
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How much longer til Phil packs up the farm and try to go the OnlyFans Route? No wait, ewwww no OnlyFans for Phil.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
DSP's back is fully healed apparently? When the fuck was this? Anybody got lore on him claiming this shit before today? Or is it still "seattle air cured my back?"
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I was also unaware of this. Is this the arc in the new lore where he starts crying about random miracles that arent his whales taking pity on him by throwing hundreds of dollars to see his whinging bullshit 24/7?
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
An1337 posted a video of the big reveal if you missed it. I died laughing at "the balloons are going to blow around and there's nothing I can really do about that". Also I hope the balloons end up all deflated and pathetic by the end of the week. That would just be the icing on the 39-year-old birthday cake.
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His aunt's genes are working overtime this week.
Fill Bern El said:
DSP wants to hit 900 subs for April, aka his new goal.

The reward?

"I don't know"
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Certainly not entertainment.
 
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Swirling weeb said:
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we are entering Chris Chan territory boys
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Fucking. Called it. Plus, thanks to An1337, we now have a wonderful shot of Phil full of birthday positivity:

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Fill Bern El said:
DSP is talking about how him and Kat were watching a person playing Dark Souls for the first time, and the person they were watching read YT comments to make their build easier. Their loadout apparently made them incredibly overpowered and the rest of their playthrough was boring.

This bitch literally cheesed DS1 by getting the drake sword, shut the fuck up.
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This goes back to what I posted yesterday - Phil lives in a world where he thinks he is the only good guy and everyone elese is malicious.
When he gets hand hold by chat it's ok cause he just want a nice chill stream and got nothing to prove (This is followed by a rant about ass fucking masochists)

All other streamers are evil and just want money and will play meme games to rope the kiddies in to shower them with tips while not putting any effort in.

He also thinks his audience (even with plenty of proof of the oposite) are all machoor adults who understands that Phil just want to have a chill time and get money to pay his bills.

He is so delusional and self absorbed that I am suprised if he has never acidentally called Khet "Phil" or that Jasper was named Phil.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
Phil claims he is more of a Youtuber than a Twitch streamer because he gets more YT views than Twitch viewers.

I need my blood pressure checked.

P.S., im not recording but his throat is absolutely fucked today, the throat clears are insane
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A random dipshit like me gets more YouTube views than Phil, I am now a super successful businessman!

I know that Phil hates saying his YouTube is just an archive since he's making like a quarter per video now.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Fucking. Called it. Plus, thanks to An1337, we now have a wonderful shot of Phil full of birthday positivity:

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My god he doesnt know how to shave. The sides of his mustache are crooked and the right side looks like he cut too much so it goes from thick to thin causing a weird 90 degree dip. His left side seems fucked too. Now in his chin area he used a machine to trim but it seems like he cut the middle to low so it looks bald. Now that is a bald spot and not grey hair because near the bald spot you can see the grey hair and there is a difference.

Ok Dave, since you read these posts, let your beard grow long. Then trim the beard with a machine that has a guard that lets you set the trim level. Start at the longest trim level and slowly go down to the shortest trim level. That way you dont butcher your face and cut too low. Also for the front have the machine go with the grain, going against the grain causes splits and cuts too much at once. For the small points of your mustache just cut those and have more of a tradition mustache. You are doing an extended goatee which doesnt work since your handlebars are too thin. Go for a balbo style it looks better and more mature looking. The pic below is a balbo style and look its batman and you love batman so he must know how to look good.
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
An1337 posted a video of the big reveal if you missed it. I died laughing at "the balloons are going to blow around and there's nothing I can really do about that". Also I hope the balloons end up all deflated and pathetic by the end of the week. That would just be the icing on the 39-year-old birthday cake.
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I love that we get shown the decorations for like a minute and then we're right back to the slideshow/blanked-out screen for the Pre-stream.

Pre-stream is Phil's rock back-and-forth 'Tism Time, and nothing interrupts that. . .except for stroke-face close-up gag.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Mario themed party blowhorn, thats not working.

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Just....just..
I don't have words for how sad this picture is. And it's not even ironic or some kind of bit. He's genuinely throwing himself a week long birthday party and the only attendees are a bunch of virtual tards.
 
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Swirling weeb said:
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Epic Birthday!
Next LEVEL birthday

Bloody gamer boy cringe that is. Even Fortnite teens aren't that exceptional.
Phil seriously needs a good chinwag, he's 39 not 12.
Get a picture with Phil grumpy in his silver vest, and this has cursed image potential.
 
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