DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PieceofShet]

Hate Army is a meme now.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Thought Id tune in to see how birthday week boy Phil is doing ....

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yugh

Can't imagine what it'd be like to just be casually browsing the call of duty section on twitch, no idea who DSP is, to be met with this.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

What the fuck are you looking at?!?

 

[Forbidden Math]

Hate Army is a meme now.

I love how much that shit scares him. Meanwhile unrelated here is a picture of Phil in a obama-themed shirt that says hope... Oh, wait... that doesn't say hope...

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I like the fact that he never shares the name of these streamers/toobers he and his mawm watch behind the scenes. They have to be real highline professionals right? If you're captivating a man of vidya culture, a woman of potato starch and have never touched a souls game in 2021 you have to be something special as a strimmer. Just y'know, not actually good enough to warrant a recommendation to anyone else and maybe give them a boost with a little extra exposure.

I have to believe they could use it only because I don't think phil's ego could handle watching anyone more successful at this gig than himself. Even if by humanity's yardstick, if you stream and your name is not PP Burnell then it's almost guaranteed that you're already more successful at it than he ever has been or ever will be. Curiously enough though Mr Pahsitive will be first in line to shit on any name brand streamer when it comes to light that they've been naughty behind the scenes and fan the flames of hate.

Is he worried they'd be guilty by association of having philip and katherine burnell as avid fans and would be inundated with mentally ill trolls on their streams? No we know better. In his gin-addled reptilian brain spotlighting another khantent creator would hurt him and his family and his bizness. Can't run the risk of offering his daily malingerers an alternative to Khantent to Assist Your Seppuku. It's fine though I'm sure he's done his bit to support the creator and sent them special behind the scenes donations. He's a man who likes to share the wealth.. even if it's almost exclusively with scopely.

 

[actually]

Jesus F. Christ, how much did oic spend on subs thus far?

Today, or overall?

 

[Banned in 49 States]

What the fuck are you looking at?!?

It's the face you get after laughing at a retard, then to the side of him some lady goes "Don't laugh at him he has AUTism"

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Phil is using the snipe today , after months of saying it is cheating

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil is using the snipe today , after months of saying it is cheating

meh.......it's a special begday week cheat.

 

[DukeMorty]

Thought Id tune in to see how birthday week boy Phil is doing ....

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yugh

I showed this pic to a friend who doesnt know who dsp is and i explained this is a streamer who is 38 that celebrates with a birthday week. He said "Is this guy 5 years old? Those decorations are childish. Plus a birthday week, our little cousins do that. Is this what streamers do." Someone who knows nothing about dsp or streaming even thinks thats dumb. Mature adult everyone.

 

[Agent Proper]

This was a sample shirt, apparently.

 

[UaineRunei]

Thought Id tune in to see how birthday week boy Phil is doing ....

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yugh

Is that a fucking clown wig?

 

[Comma]

38-year-old man:

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I have to wonder sometimes if he even believes some of the shit he's saying when he's malding over CoD

 

[Iron Hamster]

38-year-old man:

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lol. Here is his sequence of shots

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[Jasper2K]

Those decorations are like something you would see at a spoiled 7 year olds birthday party . Holy shit.

 

[Comma]

I have to wonder sometimes if he even believes some of the shit he's saying when he's malding over CoD

90% of this man's life revolves around lying to himself constantly to the point where he actually believes his own lies.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Sets up a penne wager for sniper kills.

Doesn't bother to keep track of his sniper kills.

 

[Mr. Brown]

The idea that Phil went somewhere with his wife wearing a gaming t-shirt to buy a epic birthday controller baloon and asked them to fill it with helium is hysterical.

You would assume that 99.9% of 38 year old men buying that would be doing it for their 6 year old son, Phil is truly exceptional.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Makes 120k a year, spends 15 dollars on balloons so the wheelchairs throw him quarters.

Jesus, what a miserable weirdo.