Lolcow Campbell Morton - Timbox 2.0

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This is 100% accurate to him.
What the fuck man. Why was he doing all those sound effects? Why did he record it from YouTube? Why these old VHS ads for shitty animated movies?
This may be the purest specimen currently in captivity. Pure autism.
Pure unfiltered autism, unsullied by social interaction and hard knocks.
 
his wiki's been hit pretty hard by page blanking/general tomfoolery

i'm starting to question whether or not he's really a lolcow though, other than the crippling autism he doesn't seem to be a genuinely bad person like others featured here.
 
his wiki's been hit pretty hard by page blanking/general tomfoolery

i'm starting to question whether or not he's really a lolcow though, other than the crippling autism he doesn't seem to be a genuinely bad person like others featured here.
I wasn't so sure he's a lolcow either because he's not chimping about his headcanons or people observing him, but then again his crippling autism is a source of amusement and not all lolcows have to be anti-semitic, racist pedophiles who beat up their crippled parents and appropriate cultures, or even remotely malicious.

Basically, after hearing that some train man was creeping on underaged girls, or Elmo was selling asian lolis into slavery and extorting girl scouts, it's kinda nice to offset these horrors we subject ourselves to here with a specimen of pure, seemingly-innocent autism you can just laugh at.
 
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I wasn't so sure he's a lolcow either because he's not chimping about his headcanons or people observing him, but then again his crippling autism is a source of amusement and not all lolcows have to be anti-semitic, racist pedophiles who beat up their crippled parents and appropriate cultures.
that is true. that autism king picture is just way too funny.
 
This is one of the funniest things I ever seen in my life
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wow I didn't know I was treading borderline-pedofork territory when I got into this. I'm not sure if he's just bad at drawing and depicting emotions due to autism or he's projecting fantasies but that's just getting creepy. :surprised:
It gets worse
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From his YouTube account
Hi Everybody, I am Campbell Morton a young man with Autism I know All about Walt Disney, Not From Disney, Animal's, Dinosaur's, Computer-Game's and Video Game's I hoap you will in Joy the video as i Upload them.
I thought I had bad grammar :lol:

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Jesus Christ my sides:lol::lol::lol:
 
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This is one of the funniest things I ever seen in my life
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That's one pattern I notice with him, at least his waifu isn't...[looks on Disney Wiki for Ariel's page] oh, uh she's 15-16 in the animated series but the movies don't specify her age. Make of that what you will.
It gets worse
Holy shit this is starting to look like Deeker, I really hope this isn't his fetish fuel. :cryblood:
 
That's one pattern I notice with him, at least his waifu isn't...[looks on Disney Wiki for Ariel's page] oh, uh she's 15-16 in the animated series but the movies don't specify her age. Make of that what you will.

Holy shit this is starting to look like Deeker, I really hope this isn't his fetish fuel. :cryblood:
There is no way this man is not mentally retarded, I mean nobody can be this autistic. I'm also pretty sure that not only is he a pedofork but also a furry.

First of all he wants to fuck Ariel who's a mermaid.
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Why did he tag Star Fox in this picture?
On his mary sue's page she listed as his first girlfriend
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Jenny is a Phineas and Ferb character who is 15 years old! And Katt is a Star Fox character
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"Cocky but in a feminine way" :lol:

This dude is a huge creep and to top it all of, he also has a bit of an ego

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There is no way this man is not mentally retarded, I mean nobody can be this autistic. I'm also pretty sure that not only is he a pedofork but also a furry.
Whoa, thanks for doing that digging. I think we've truly found another Timbox folks.

-Both aspire to make a "great" animated film.
-Both creep on underage cartoon girls.
-Both video-record themselves talking to the computer screen.
 
Whoa, thanks for doing that digging. I think we've truly found another Timbox folks.

-Both aspire to make a "great" animated film.
-Both creep on underage cartoon girls.
-Both video-record themselves talking to the computer screen.
The sad thing is I didn't even have to dig, all this autism was on the surface.

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Watch this entire fucking video. Jesus Christ he has trouble spelling 3 letter words!
Times for people who don't want to sit through the entire video
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4:05 ALL ABOARD!!!!!!
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1) He's two stars short of actually climbing the endless staircase.
2) He might want to try camcording off a different TV, either a CRT that won't show up like that on camera, or an LCD which also works with the right settings.
Why is he always Roleplaying as characters, it's really fucking creepy.

God this video is like something Retsupurae would rip apart
 
Why is he always Roleplaying as characters, it's really fucking creepy.

God this video is like something Retsupurae would rip apart
Holy shit I can already hear what they're gonna say...

"Wow he's camcordering" "And roleplaying as Mario [cringe]" "Oh god is he inserting himself with Mario?" "And he only has 68 stars he can't actually save the princess now"
Someone send the guy a capture card or a copy of fraps or something. :lol:

Well..this..this is certainly something

I dunno apart from the admittedly creepy and worrying underage thing kid doesn't seem to be that bad, he's pretty much self contained in his own little world of Autism
He's kinda reminds me of Timbox in that sense, just self contained in his autism despite that worrying underage thing. Well Timbox disrespected his mom on camera and got aroused by fucking cartoon penguins...in McDonalds, but at least he hasn't actually creeped on real underage girls that I know of.

One difference I just noticed is that Timbox chimped so hard when he was criticized by some studio, and he sure can chimp at criticism like Conner chimps about adoption. Campbell has only consistently had a small but dedicated group of asspatters and has not seen any actual criticism for his autism (or he/(quite possibly) his parents just block all the cringe/hate/criticism to maintain his autistic and naive, yet endearing image).
I have not tried to comment on any of his videos since I only want to observe his autism, but next time he uploads a camcorded video of a VHS or a game, I'll try leaving a piece of constructive criticism and useful information on software/hardware he can possibly use. Or better yet send him a message with that.
 
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I think Campbell actually has a lot of potential if handled correctly. Throwing him up as a Feature for a while.

The fact that he's been active online for several years mostly unnoticed while slowly building up a repository of videos and entries for his personal Wikia puts him at about the same starting point as our pet lolcow.
He's only just started to pull in more than a few hundred views per upload and he's likely getting his first taste of an at least somewhat sizable crowd all editing his Wikia randomly. He takes his Wikia extremely seriously it seems, and almost all of the edits done by /cow/ seem to get reset in a few minutes. /cow/ in general seems to have taken a bigger interest in him than we have so far, and as of today they've gotten a home address for him as well as some other tidbits of personal information. You can peruse over there if you are interested enough in that, not going to advocate intervening at that level here.

Given how proud he is of his imaginary voice acting career that he often cites on top of self inserting himself into various cartoons and games, I suspect someone to eventually go for the mock company/talent agency route in order to try and guide his videos a certain way. Clarifying again that I'm not advocating this whatsoever, just seems inevitable from his other interested parties. I've seen other people toss around the idea of Liquid-Cambell already which I'd guess would similarly get a strong reaction out of him.

The one part that leaves me hesitant about his potential is actually whatever the hell else is crippling him mentally. Clearly he displays actual autism, but likewise happens to also struggle with completing PC titles designed for elementary school aged children. Say whatever you want about CWC's lack of tact, but compared to Cambell he ends up looking like a genius. And functioning at as low of a level as he is, I worry that he'll even be able to formulate enough of a response. Each Wikia article he has is about a sentence long....


Edit for an unspoilered post of the quintessential spinning video:

This is single handily my favorite Cambell video.

He might not be singing along with any of his 90s VHs or ranting about cartoons, but just the fact that he is SPINNING in a swivel chair for two minutes straight with oddly fitting music is just pure unadulterated autism.

Spinning yourself is a classic sign of autism across the spectrum as a form of self stimulation. Then note about half way through he raises a hand up in order to start flapping it.
Double the 'tism.
 
He really does have a good cartoon autism voice. Yea I'd love to see him pursue voice acting. Or just have a tea party with his stuffed animals or some shit.
 
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