Sykkuno - Internet "Nice Guy'. With Jummy bonus

[BoredLoser]

Sykkuno

Real name: Thomas ?
Age: 28/29
Why famous: Initially an Offline TV 'friend', promoted heavily by Lilypichu. Blew up because of Among Us and his connection with Corpse

Known for: Feeding his chat sob stories about being bad with girls and is strapped for cash; these lines had to be turned into 'memes' once it was apparent they were BS. Close to 30, but gets mollycoddled by his stan army, who are mostly younger than him. Has a history of milking "difficult" situations so his fans feel sorry for him. Various accusations from Pulltards of him gaslighting chat and twisting things to get chat to go after someone. Went on 2 Rajj/Austin Shows and acted as if he didn't know what kithing was; took him ages to admit he'd had a gf.

TL;DR of screenshots 1) Had a gf for 3+ years 2) Dumped by ex when she found out he'd been telling his fangirls he was single 3) Ignored her friends' attempts to include him in things. Complained about having no friends (which is weird because there are photos of him hanging out with folks) 4) Talked shit and made up stuff about all his OTV "friends" (Lily, Aria, etc) 5) Creepy AF 'friendship' with Lily. Constantly insulted her behind her back, but acted like her Num 1 fan in private- gave her flowers and said weird shit for a friend ( "I'm happy playing any game with you", "the happiest day of my life is when I met you"- Sauces unfortunately from clips on old PULL threads.

Incel vibes
Of course, all the comments on that vid call him a chad because the girl, who was single at the time, likes casual sex. You'd have to believe Sykkuno's a moron to think he wasn't trying to slut-shame her/acting like a bitter 'nice guy'

Jummy bonus

Real name: Jose Borromeo
Age: 29+ ( same age or older than Lilypichu)
Known for: Washed-up League player who's been Lily's orbiter/manager for ages. Ex of Teanakitten, a streamer with connections to Corpse, Sykkuno, Karl Jacobs, etc. Tina was 22 when they broke up. They dated for at least 4 years. Do the math.

Grooming just ain't for pets

Started interacting with Tina when she at most 17 and he was in his mid-20's.

Just a joke, brah

Makes an 'exaggerated joke', note the use of the word 'exaggerated', about waiting for young girls.

Supposedly there are rumors he was with a 16/17 year old, but I can't find any proof.

One of his handles, @jummypichu, is protected and I can't find many tweets from his current one from 2014/2015 or earlier to see if there's a pattern of him flirting with significantly younger girls, read minors, such as Tina. Hard to tell if he's a creep who followed the letter of the law or OTV's answer to James Charles, minus the gay but with all the faggotry.

 

[Revo]

What's wrong with this thread:
- needs more content and the funny/drama part
- OP should fix the attachments
- There are no links and archive of Sykkuno's and James's social media accounts
- Links put by OP are not archived
- This thread is good to be on PG board firstly

 

[Knight of the Rope]

What, did this guy forget to shout you when you sent him a superchat or something? Gay and unfunny. Why should we care about this guy? Why do you care about this guy?

(God damn it I can't find the "Personal Army request: denied" meme in my folder so just pretend like I posted it.) Found it.

 

[Revo]

What, did this guy forget to shout you when you sent him a superchat or something? Gay and unfunny. Why should we care about this guy? Why do you care about this guy?

(God damn it I can't find the "Personal Army request: denied" meme in my folder so just pretend like I posted it.)

Found it:

 

[Just A Butt]

Jummy bonus

i'm sorry, what?

 

[Kabuki Actor]

i'm sorry, what?

Eat it.

 

[biggest big boy]

i'm not laughing

 

[Alkaline Cab]

"jummy bonus" deserves an award on an own
also who tf is lilypichu and why should we care

 

[Kerr Avon]

Hello spergatory

 

[BoredLoser]

"jummy bonus" deserves an award on an own
also who tf is lilypichu and why should we care

Why should people care about e-celebs in general? And yet there's an entire section dedicated to them and multi-page threads about folks like Corpse and Poki, both of whom are associated with her. It's just Internet drama/gossip/ distraction from quarantine.

To other posters:

Neither of them have sperged in public, AFAIK. If that means they don't meet the requirements, my bad. Just thought Sykkuno being a bitter "nice guy" and Jummy possibly being a groomer was amusing

 

[A shitty ass clover]

Bruh you wrote more about Jummy than Sykkuno himself. and the only lolworthy about Jummy is that he's been trying to get lily's pussy for ages as you said.

also who tf is lilypichu and why should we care

Basically an "uwu i'm so cute and quirky" streamer that has a very long footprint on the internet, probably even back in the 2000's, iirc there's an ED article about her.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Why should people care about e-celebs in general? And yet there's an entire section dedicated to them and multi-page threads about folks like Corpse and Poki, both of whom are associated with her. It's just Internet drama/gossip/ distraction from quarantine.

To other posters:

Neither of them have sperged in public, AFAIK. If that means they don't meet the requirements, my bad. Just thought Sykkuno being a bitter "nice guy" and Jummy possibly being a groomer was amusing

Username checks out

 

[BoredLoser]

Bruh you wrote more about Jummy than Sykkuno himself. and the only lolworthy about Jummy is that he's been trying to get lily's pussy for ages as you said.

Basically an "uwu i'm so cute and quirky" streamer that has a very long footprint on the internet, probably even back in the 2000's, iirc there's an ED article about her.

Jummy's part is longer because most of Sykkuno's is a TL;DR of the screenshots.

I dunno, the fact Jummy apparently got cheated on by every ex and that he seems to like 'em young seems to fit the bill.

 

[Tism the Return]

While he sounds like a massive cocksucker (much like every other League of Snorefest personality), he also sounds incredibly boring and milquetoast for a gigantic faggot. 4/10 OP, not really funny.

 

[Arminius]

You've been sitting on these screenshots since October 18th and this is the best thread you could do?

 

[BoredLoser]

You've been sitting on these screenshots since October 18th and this is the best thread you could do?

I'm retarded. Please be gentle. That and the Jummy stuff only popped on my radar recently and I didn't think the Sykkuno stuff merited a post on its own.

 

[themasterlurker]

I'm retarded. Please be gentle. That and the Jummy stuff only popped on my radar recently and I didn't think the Sykkuno stuff merited a post on its own.

Read literally any of the biggest threads and format them in the same way, you're probably a phoneposter so that's never going to happen

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Okay... is this another one of those "retard who makes a thread about some other retard who turns out to be him and promptly self-doxes" threads?

 

[White Girl]

One thing that was really annoying about making my corpse thread was finding every instance of corpse saying the claims I heard. Which means having to find articles and stream clips.

Sykkuno is lulzy in the way that he acts like an uwu softboy and panders to fujoshi by gay teasing with corpse.

 

[BoredLoser]

One thing that was really annoying about making my corpse thread was finding every instance of corpse saying the claims I heard. Which means having to find articles and stream clips.

Sykkuno is lulzy in the way that he acts like an uwu softboy and panders to fujoshi by gay teasing with corpse.

IMHO, the humor when it comes to Sykkuno comes from the fact his fans actually believe him. I've never seen him sperg out, his ex does say he's good at maintaining a façade, or do anything really lolcowy, other than act like some uwu anime protag.

Jummy rarely streams, so his stuff is mostly behind the scenes. TBH, I wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be a manchild perv rather than a lolcow. Talking to a 17-year-old about panties and calling her a perv is pretty eesh. Same with making "old enough to bleed, old enough to breed" jokes around the same time. As I mentioned in the OP, one of his handles is protected and I don't know how, or if it's possible, to look at tweets from 2015 or before. Unless you count him possibly being a groomer, the only lolcow-worthy things about him is that he probably wants to bang Lilypichu, but has to be content with being her orbiter/dog-sitter, and that every single gf of his has cheated on him. I mean, getting cheated on once I understand. But every time? He must be the shittiest bf or the shittiest lay around.