Sykkuno - Internet "Nice Guy'. With Jummy bonus

[Burning Fanatic]

Why should people care about e-celebs in general? And yet there's an entire section dedicated to them and multi-page threads about folks like Corpse and Poki, both of whom are associated with her. It's just Internet drama/gossip/ distraction from quarantine.

To other posters:

Neither of them have sperged in public, AFAIK. If that means they don't meet the requirements, my bad. Just thought Sykkuno being a bitter "nice guy" and Jummy possibly being a groomer was amusing

4/5ths of the people with internet famous threads have a lot more substance to go off of regarding drama and exceptional behavior. All of the contents in those OPs are cleanly laid out for both existing members and guests to read through. Look to them for inspiration:
Game Grumps
Mumkey Jones
“Deer Girl”
Quinton Reviews
Ethan Klein

And look to this thread for help with your writing and formatting:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/opening-post-101.14820/

 

[SalmaoneSlaamper]

Decent work on your thread, make things more compact, move the TLDR to the bottom,
Use more spoilers (for vids & social media’s) and archive more photos and videos because other platforms will not
[ SPOILER ] [/ SPOILER ] w/o spaces

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

What, did this guy forget to shout you when you sent him a superchat or something? Gay and unfunny. Why should we care about this guy? Why do you care about this guy?

(God damn it I can't find the "Personal Army request: denied" meme in my folder so just pretend like I posted it.) Found it.
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As unfunny as I find these kinds of threads, that meme never gets old.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Here's the thing. You said ephebophilia is pedophilia.

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a diddler who studies children, I am telling you, specifically, in diddling, no one calls ephebophilia pedophilia. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "pedophile family" you're referring to the paraphilia grouping of chronophilia, which includes things from nepiophibilia to hebepohilia to gerontophilia.

So your reasoning for calling ephebophilia pedophilia is because random people "call the ephebopophile ones pedophiles?" Let's get teleiophiles and mesophiles in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. An ephebophile is an ephebophile and a member of the chronophilia classification. But that's not what you said. You said ephebophilia is pedophilia, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the chronophilia class ephebophiles, which means you'd call nepiophiles, teliophiles, and other sexual attractions pedophilia, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

 

[BoredLoser]

I appreciate all the formatting tips; I'll be sure to implement them if I ever attempt another thread.

My prediction about Sykkuno is that his lolcow-worthiness will become more apparent in the future, especially as things open up. He can't keep up the act forever and his stans malding will be entertaining.

 

[NerdShamer]

I appreciate all the formatting tips; I'll be sure to implement them if I ever attempt another thread.

My prediction about Sykkuno is that his lolcow-worthiness will become more apparent in the future, especially as things open up. He can't keep up the act forever and his stans malding will be entertaining.

Well, it would help a lot if you had more than his Twitter account to go by.

 

[SpergPatrol]

Sykkuno

Real name: Thomas ?
Age: 28/29
Why famous: Initially an Offline TV 'friend', promoted heavily by Lilypichu. Blew up because of Among Us and his connection with Corpse

Known for: Feeding his chat sob stories about being bad with girls and is strapped for cash; these lines had to be turned into 'memes' once it was apparent they were BS. Close to 30, but gets mollycoddled by his stan army, who are mostly younger than him. Has a history of milking "difficult" situations so his fans feel sorry for him. Various accusations from Pulltards of him gaslighting chat and twisting things to get chat to go after someone. Went on 2 Rajj/Austin Shows and acted as if he didn't know what kithing was; took him ages to admit he'd had a gf.

TL;DR of screenshots 1) Had a gf for 3+ years 2) Dumped by ex when she found out he'd been telling his fangirls he was single 3) Ignored her friends' attempts to include him in things. Complained about having no friends (which is weird because there are photos of him hanging out with folks) 4) Talked shit and made up stuff about all his OTV "friends" (Lily, Aria, etc) 5) Creepy AF 'friendship' with Lily. Constantly insulted her behind her back, but acted like her Num 1 fan in private- gave her flowers and said weird shit for a friend ( "I'm happy playing any game with you", "the happiest day of my life is when I met you"- Sauces unfortunately from clips on old PULL threads.

Incel vibes
Of course, all the comments on that vid call him a chad because the girl, who was single at the time, likes casual sex. You'd have to believe Sykkuno's a moron to think he wasn't trying to slut-shame her/acting like a bitter 'nice guy'

Jummy bonus

Real name: Jose Borromeo
Age: 29+ ( same age or older than Lilypichu)
Known for: Washed-up League player who's been Lily's orbiter/manager for ages. Ex of Teanakitten, a streamer with connections to Corpse, Sykkuno, Karl Jacobs, etc. Tina was 22 when they broke up. They dated for at least 4 years. Do the math.

Grooming just ain't for pets

Started interacting with Tina when she at most 17 and he was in his mid-20's.

Just a joke, brah

Makes an 'exaggerated joke', note the use of the word 'exaggerated', about waiting for young girls.

Supposedly there are rumors he was with a 16/17 year old, but I can't find any proof.

One of his handles, @jummypichu, is protected and I can't find many tweets from his current one from 2014/2015 or earlier to see if there's a pattern of him flirting with significantly younger girls, read minors, such as Tina. Hard to tell if he's a creep who followed the letter of the law or OTV's answer to James Charles, minus the gay but with all the faggotry.

Keep your autism on reddit and tumblr.
No one here going to harass some asian guy just because you heard rumors from twitter that you didn't bother to fact check

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Yeah this thread is such dog shit. I'm not humoring this. Spergatory.