Anti-capitalist protester scales Chase Bank in NYC, fails miserably - My New Porn

Anti-capitalism protesters descended on Manhattan Friday – and video captured one scaling up the front of a Chase Bank before taking an epic plunge to the ground.

Footage taken by FreedomNews.TV and posted to Twitter shows a demonstrator climbing up the bank building on Madison Avenue between East 46th and 47th streets as drum beats and chants are heard as well as a man shouting for the protester to “get down!”

Another protester is seen defacing the building with spray paint as the other demonstrator continues to make his way up shortly before 5 p.m.

The climbing protester suddenly lost his grip and plummeted down to the sidewalk, the video shows.

Other demonstrators rushed quickly over to him as he lay injured on the ground before black paint inside a spray can seeped out of his bag and all over the sidewalk.

First responders then arrived on the scene to render aid to the protester.

The only thing that would have made this video 10/10 is if he fell on a banker and broke both of their necks (in Minecraft).
 
Anti-capitalism protesters descended on Manhattan Friday – and video captured one scaling up the front of a Chase Bank before taking an epic plunge to the ground.

Footage taken by FreedomNews.TV and posted to Twitter shows a demonstrator climbing up the bank building on Madison Avenue between East 46th and 47th streets as drum beats and chants are heard as well as a man shouting for the protester to “get down!”

Another protester is seen defacing the building with spray paint as the other demonstrator continues to make his way up shortly before 5 p.m.

The climbing protester suddenly lost his grip and plummeted down to the sidewalk, the video shows.

Other demonstrators rushed quickly over to him as he lay injured on the ground before black paint inside a spray can seeped out of his bag and all over the sidewalk.

First responders then arrived on the scene to render aid to the protester.

The only thing that would have made this video 10/10 is if he fell on a banker and broke both of their necks (in Minecraft).
Even when these cunts are given a free graffiti pass from fuddlegum Cops, they still fuck it up. And what's with the gay low-energy atmosphere there? People walking in the background clearly don't give a shit and are going about their business, there's a few suits standing by in coof masks (making sure the tards don't go inside), a handful of adult babies, and the rest are all camera crews. No one there looks like they give a fuck, not even the "protesters". They need to seriously step their game up to Vietnam's level. Back in the day monks had the flair, spectacle, and good showmanship to light themselves on fire. Come on hipster crusaders, lets see some smoke!
 
https://nypost.com/2021/04/03/eco-warrior-who-fell-from-chase-bank-is-nyc-business-owner-sister/

Eco-warrior who fell during ‘anti-capitalist protest’ is NYC business owner: sister​

By Laura Italiano and Dean Balsamini
April 3, 2021 | 6:09pm | Updated





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It was his second big fall.
An eco-warrior who crashed to the sidewalk while climbing a Chase bank during what some called an “anti-capitalist” protest — is himself a Manhattan small-business owner who suffered a crushing pandemic setback, his sister told The Post.
Now, Kevin Clarke, 32, is screaming for pain meds and handcuffed to his hospital bed in Bellevue, his pelvis shattered from the caught-on-video, 30-foot plunge, sister Nicole Clarke said by phone from Los Angeles.
Clarke’s “pelvic area has been shattered in multiple places,” and his right elbow is also broken, his sister said. “He won’t be able to move for several months.” Officials did not immediately confirm the extent of his injuries.
Video from the scene shows another protester defacing the building with spray paint during Clarke’s doomed climb. Streams of black paint flowed out of the fallen climber’s backpack as he lay in agony on the sidewalk, the video shows.
A man climbs the side of a Chase Bank location as demonstrators gather in Midtown on April 2, 2021.Getty Images
Online observers billed the ersatz Spider-Man an “anti-capitalist protester,” but his sister insisted the next day that he had joined a protest group Extinction Rebellion because he wanted to fight climate change.
“That wasn’t an anti-capitalist protest,” she claimed of the group’s participation in the demonstration in the bosom of capitalism, on Madison Avenue, between East 47 and 46 streets.
Chase was targeted because it “is the biggest funder of fossil fuel investments in the world,” she said.
An anti-capitalist crawling up a Chase Bank in Midtown.FNTV
Clarke grew up in Oregon, went to high school in Wichita, Kansas, and has lived in New York for the last decade, she said.
His sister declined to describe his business, saying only that he has no employees. She would not answer if her brother was pro-capitalist.
Paramedics help a person who fell while climbing the side of a Chase Bank.Getty Images
“What I can tell you is that he was a small business owner in Manhattan whose business was devastated by the COVID crisis,” she said.
Clarke’s been charged with reckless endangerment for the stunt, cops said.
The injured protester was taken away in an ambulance.FNTV
He’s been charged with reckless endangerment for the stunt, according to cops, who wouldn’t confirm whether Clarke was chained to a bed.
“Except in very limited circumstances a hospitalized prisoner will be handcuffed,” an NYPD spokeswoman said.
 
Watch a man put himself $30,000+ in debt, and in months of physical therapy in less than 2 minutes.
Hah. That's optimistic. I had a friend who was in a car accident and shattered her leg, and for some reason the hospital never contacted either the auto insurance company for her or the guy who ran a red to t-bone her or her work insurance. They had a lien put on her for not paying the $150,000 bill, before she even had gotten a bill in the mail. Had to hire a lawyer to get that all sorted.
 
Now, Kevin Clarke, 32, is screaming for pain meds and handcuffed to his hospital bed in Bellevue, his pelvis shattered from the caught-on-video, 30-foot plunge, sister Nicole Clarke said by phone from Los Angeles.
Clarke’s “pelvic area has been shattered in multiple places,” and his right elbow is also broken, his sister said. “He won’t be able to move for several months.” Officials did not immediately confirm the extent of his injuries.

That's the end of him, then. He was already obviously depressed because of the loss of his business. He's going to wind up hooked on opioids, a spiral that hardly anyone comes back out of.
 
Dude fights for a cause but is technically an enemy to the cause, thought he'd get the best of both sides but gets his shit fucked both ways anyway.

Picture my surprise.
And @thismanlies fucking called it. :drink:
Kevin Clarke, 32, is screaming for pain meds and handcuffed to his hospital bed in Bellevue, his pelvis shattered from the caught-on-video, 30-foot plunge, sister Nicole Clarke said by phone from Los Angeles.
 
LMAO Serves the asshole right. 🖕 🖕 🖕 No sympathy whatsoever. These children need to grow up.

True, but even at outlet stores nationwide, Nike and NB cost over $40 a pair where I live (maybe I'm in a bad place for shoes or am just super-cheap). Man, I've owned Nike and NB and they wore out just as fast as shitty Walmart brand shoes but cost 3X as much. Anyway, this is besides the point, since pretty much all name-brand and no-name (Walmart, etc) brand shoes for < $15 are all made in sweatshops anyway. If you're going to be a rebel, a more utilitarian approach to apparel makes sense (but again, I don't think these agitators think that far ahead).
Want inexpensive NB? Shop where I shop, Brand Outlet on eBay. Often get three pairs of NB shoes for about $100, delivered. Selection varies from day to day, but have found it well worth the money.
 
1. An average climber would have had the strength to just hold on
2. My diagnosis is a broken arm. When you fall from that height you want to be as flat as possible, distributing the hit. This uncoordinated fella put his right arm in front to brace his whole fall.
3. Pretty lucky landing with the legs. Might have hurt the hip mighty, but every position right before impact was much worse.
4. Wait he said his head hurts? He actually seemed to have protected his head reasonably well. Maybe whiplashed it down and up. It's a weird mix between not too tense and not too relaxed to keep it safe. Might have kept it too relaxed.
5. Oh good it's paint as I thought
6. Terrible first aid skills from the people present
7. Capitalism once again trying to save retards from killing themselves
8. That yelling at 3:56 is hilarious "They givvin us some money!"
9. Using oil based aerosol paint to write a message complaining about oil, lmao
you can see the arm break. it bends like rubber.
 
you can see the arm break. it bends like rubber.
You know, having listened to the audio again, he doesn't say his head hurts, he said his hip hurts. That makes a lot more sense and my expert analysis of falls remains intact.

Oh his pelvis got shattered on multiple places? Honestly worse than I expected. I've fallen from about that height before and walked it off.
 
You know, having listened to the audio again, he doesn't say his head hurts, he said his hip hurts. That makes a lot more sense and my expert analysis of falls remains intact.

Oh his pelvis got shattered on multiple places? Honestly worse than I expected. I've fallen from about that height before and walked it off.
if he landed on his head/neck his arms would jerk out yeah? traumatic brain injury.

he broke his hip?
play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
 
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