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SauceRyuKen said:
He also finished Cyberpunk, THEN got it refunded. That's another -60$. Yeah, those 5k a month in expenses look more plausible every day. You gotta wonder how a bunch of internet sleuths can figure this out but Nancy couldn't.

Tinfoil hat theory: He just fessed up to the Champions whaling behind the scenes and passed it off as a bad business investment. He did intend to do streams of that. After all, Bankruptcy is there to help truly unfortunate or unbelievably irresponsible people. And if Nancy pressed X on it being business related, Rochelle could have just slammed the table, yelled OBJECTION and said "Prove it". It's very nature as a 0 value e-heroin trinket that will one day vanish without a trace when Scopely closes up shop, and it lacking even possible returns like gambling would make it really difficult to prove it was acquired for pleasure. You could just present your client as Schrödinger's idiot. He was just making investments in his business, your honor, and they didn't pan out. No, of course he's not a wasteful closeted homosexual, he has a wife. Yes, of course he kept spending in spite of seeing no returns. If he was smarter he wouldn't need bankruptcy.
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I think the wwe spending was hid so well he didn't have to even explain it. I suspect he was (and still does) including his entire mortgage payment, internet, utilities, etc as "business expenses", basically he classifies all his bills as business expenses because technically he couldn't operate his business if he didn't have a roof over his head or if he was starving to death. The confusing part is he duplicates these exact same expenses as his income after expenses. So he claims his mortgage, utilities etc as business expenses and then says his remaining money goes towards bills like his mortgage, utilities, etc, the stuff he already said was business expenses. Because he double dips like this, its like half his money is actually just for him to waste and have fun with. The idiot who called in during his bankruptcy call was on the right track with this but both Nancy and the lawyer were confused and he let them avoid addressing it further. Neither of them would really think he includes the same bills as business expenses and then as regular living expenses after business expenses so they couldnt grasp what he was trying to point out and he let them move on without looking deeper into what he was saying. If that retard could have explained what he was trying to say better, phil would have had to address the mysterious $5,000 monthly business expenses.
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
The fact that he still does these shows how fucking out of touch he is. NOBODY wants to digest a schedule with audio. Fucking nobody. If I’m his fan and I’m wondering what he’s playing tomorrow why the fuck would I listen to a several minute long audio clip over viewing a single easy to read text post? What a fucking nudnik.
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It's for superblindman, and his other visually impaired fans.
I'm guessing it's an attempt to have more accessibility for his ♿fans.
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
The fact that he still does these shows how fucking out of touch he is. NOBODY wants to digest a schedule with audio. Fucking nobody. If I’m his fan and I’m wondering what he’s playing tomorrow why the fuck would I listen to a several minute long audio clip over viewing a single easy to read text post? What a fucking nudnik.
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I think he does these for potential viewers who are blind. He may think catering to the disabled could potentially lead to further tardbux
 
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Swirling weeb said:
“Uh no oic I don’t celebrate Easter or Holy Week like... you know what...the story of Jesus and all of that it’s like me...
The bottom line is that I get accused of shit that I simply don’t do sniff
uh... no! I wasn’t comparing myself to Jesus you mentally ill idiot!!”
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This isn’t real, is it? That would next level lunacy.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Normal 39-year-old: Oh what cute decorations, I'll buy them for little Jimothy's birthday party, he's turning 7.
DSP: Oh what cute decorations, I'll buy them for my birthday party! I'm turning 39!
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I 100% believe some meme channel or somebody with self awareness would dominate with the balloons.

But this is DSP we're talking about.

He is going to defend it until he dies and say how expensive it is despite it being $15. I don't know how you play games for a living and don't cringe at the word "gamer" due to its connotations nowadays. For somebody that rags on Fortnite and Ninja for being children's entertainers, it's mind boggling that it's not the impression he gets when seeing "epic gamer."
 
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leChinkyRaccoon said:
It's for superblindman, and his other visually impaired fans.
I'm guessing it's an attempt to have more accessibility for his ♿fans.
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His schedule would be more accessible to the visually impaired if he posted it as text and NOT as a fucking picture of text or an audio file so it gets picked up by screen reading software. His audio schedules are just another waste of time he has convinced himself are important. Like having a 2 hour pre stream everyday.
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
The fact that he still does these shows how fucking out of touch he is. NOBODY wants to digest a schedule with audio. Fucking nobody. If I’m his fan and I’m wondering what he’s playing tomorrow why the fuck would I listen to a several minute long audio clip over viewing a single easy to read text post? What a fucking nudnik.
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It's just another way for him to talk AT people and make himself feel important.

No one needs a schedule like this, it takes 10 seconds to go on twitch and see what he is playing.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Normal 39-year-old: Oh what cute decorations, I'll buy them for little Jimothy's birthday party, he's turning 7.
DSP: Oh what cute decorations, I'll buy them for my birthday party! I'm turning 39!
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The sad part is there is nothing ironic about his setup at all, he honestly believes this is a "Serious Mature Adult Epic Gamer Birthday Celebration Week".
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
His schedule would be more accessible to the visually impaired if he posted it as text and NOT as a fucking picture of text or an audio file so it gets picked up by screen reading software. His audio schedules are just another waste of time he has convinced himself are important. Like having a 2 hour pre stream everyday.
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His schedules in general are another massively autistic waste of time and energy. It has *NEVER* mattered what he plays or when he plays it. His retards tip as much as they can whenever they can and Phil interprets fluctuations as being important because he is a control freak and a narcissist. Admitting to himself that he is irrelevant even to his own fans except as a vehicle for trolling and tard clout fights would break his last remaining ounce of pride, so he's gonna keep doing his autistic rituals and ignoring the obvious signs that it's not working. Any doubts will be assuaged by alottapeepul (Derich) telling Phil that he's perfect.
 
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leChinkyRaccoon said:
It's for superblindman, and his other visually impaired fans.
I'm guessing it's an attempt to have more accessibility for his ♿fans.
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It's such retarded logic. Phil uploads a screenshot of a page with his schedule, but blind people's computer reader can't find the text in the picture. So instead of writing out his schedule with actual text in the tweet Phil goes turbo-autist and subjects all of us to a 3-minute long schedule ramble that we have to sit all the way through just to see what's happening on the day we're off from work.
 
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Full Race Replay said:
It's such retarded logic. Phil uploads a screenshot of a page with his schedule, but blind people's computer reader can't find the text in the picture. So instead of writing out his schedule with actual text in the tweet Phil goes turbo-autist and subjects all of us to a 3-minute long schedule ramble that we have to sit all the way through just to see what's happening on the day we're off from work.
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It's all about control over others.
 
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I've purposely stayed way from DSP for a few days because his birthday celebration week is some of the most autistic shit I ever endured in past years.

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And nothing has changed.

See yall next week.
 
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