Containment What If?

[Marvin]

What if Chris and Ahuviya moved in together out of necessity after Barb dies?

That sounds like a pretty great sitcom, a la the Odd Couple.

I'd watch it.

 

[Sable]

What if CWC/Barb were to come into absurd amounts of money?

Like by winning the lottery or something?

 

[CWCissey]

What if CWC/Barb were to come into absurd amounts of money?

Like by winning the lottery or something?

Or he would spend twice the absurd amount of money on Lego

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went into a 10 year coma?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris went into a 10 year coma?

The hospital would have to pay for a constant security guard presence to stop from pulling the plug.

 

[Sable]

Or he would spend twice the absurd amount of money on Lego

I agree, but twice is a bit of an understatement.

It'd be more interesting if it happened post-Barb, whilst she's not exactly a saint when it comes to money Chris makes her look like Littlefinger.

I mean, can you imagine him buying a house?

I'm talking to much maybe.

What if CWC had a major health scare, like a heart attack, or a more minor one like The Beetus? Would he change his ways?

 

[Master Miller]

What if CWC had a major health scare, like a heart attack, or a more minor one like The Beetus? Would he change his ways?

He'd probably use it for sympathy, blame it on stress, realise that it was too much effort to change his lifestyle and buy legos instead of his meds. Considering Bob didn't seem terribly bothered by his multiple heart attacks, I wouldn't be surprised if Chris had a similar attitude.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris dated Barb in public?

 

[Some JERK]

What if Chris dated Barb in public?

 

[Apocalypso]

That was more of an eat-out but whatever.

What if Chris found himself in Narnia?

 

[MMX]

That was more of an eat-out but whatever.

What if Chris found himself in Narnia?

Wouldnt happen, Chris would never get out of the closet (wardrobe)

 

[Apocalypso]

Wouldnt happen, Chris would never get out of the closet (wardrobe)

Ba-dmm-tssss

Τι θα συμβεί αν ο Chris ήταν Έλληνας ;?

 

[MMX]

βρώμικο crapped σλιπ ?

What if Chris was Dragon Born ?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a sumo wrestler?

 

[Sable]

What if Chris became a sumo wrestler?

He would claim it makes him STRONG and an athlete, but he wouldn't put the effort in needed to be successful. He may start eating more though.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris recycled his own turds?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris recycled his own turds?

Considering what freaks are into that, it would probably be the most normal thing he's done in the past nine months.

What if there was a Lolcow-swap between Chris and Stray Sheep's families?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris became a sumo wrestler?

He wouldn't have the discipline even for the eating regimen, which does not involve McDonald's.

 

[ASoulMan]

What if Chris met the Slaton sisters?

 

[Master Miller]

What if Chris met the Slaton sisters?

He would be welcomed with open arms as the long lost third sister. Either that or the most nightmare inducing threesome ever.