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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I admittedly don't know a lot about farm animals outside of chickens, but that lamb looks really skinny to me. Not just "newborn baby animal" skinny either. *sigh*
You can see the ribs. That lamb is emaciated--either starving, or in dire need of a vet visit. They're definitely not using the right formula and/or feeding schedule and/or correct amounts.

Admittedly, I've actually got training in how to figure this shit out, but there's very enjoyable YouTube videos out there on how to tell so it's just...not difficult at all. What's more concerning is that they don't notice, because this is something that's overall instinctive--you don't want to hang out with something that might make you sick too.
 
Of course the lambs will soon die of neglect, malnourishment, and/or disease. This is Tenacious Unicorn Ranch we're talking about.

The only question is whether they will
(A) claim they were assassinated by the Earl and the fash, or
(B) never speak of it again

Which reminds me, the Alpaca autopsy results should be coming any day now.
 
Now im no farmer, but from a quick google search, i found something else that was surprising.
Most images of lambs show the lamb pretty close to another sheep, presumably mom-sheep the ewe. Sure would be nice if pom? got to experience this.
Also, lambs seem to always look kinda sad compared to a fully grown sheep, but the little pom does seem to be unusually thin (and dirty).
Kinda what i would expect an unwell animal that wont eat properly to look like. *sigh*

And a robust, vibrant lamb being allowed outside for Easter:
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The reason I found that link is because I was looking at listings for adjacent properties and noticed every single one that had been sold in the past few years very SPECIFICALLY mentioned the water/well situation for said property... the listing for the tranch did NOT.
Idiot troons are apparently as competent at buying property as anything else. They got sold shit land by a grifter. Funny how nobody is a bigger sucker than another grifter.
 
Slav shit surplus is "copper washed" steal casings. Basically crude copper plating via electrolysis. Its just thick enough to protect from rusting. They didn't use brass because they didnt need to use brass.
That, and Golden Bear are great for pissing off brass jews at brass jew ranges. Mix it in with the brass they sweep up, good times.
 
I have heard a number of people have tested them against 5.56 and the plates failed miserably.
I'm the asshole that tested those "plates", i can post pics of them if you guys want.
after going over a video from the manufacture of them "testing" the plates, i noticed something.
The plate they were shooting at has a much thicker steel layer. The plate i tested didn't even have AR500 or a hardened steel at all. a file dug right into it.
 

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I stumbled upon a youtuber by the name of Sandi Brock/Sheepishly Me who documents all her lambing seasons and decided to check it out. With hundreds of ewes delivering 1-5 lambs each there are some tragedies, but I have yet to find a single rejected lamb, in fact the bond between an ewe and her lambs seems to be so strong that some ewes that have not delivered yet try to steal lambs from others. Yet they want people to believe that all 5 lambs that are currently in the house with them were rejected too?
There's no doubt the tranchers are pulling the poor things from their loving moms just for their own enjoyment of having a cute little quirky animal as a pet and it honestly breaks my heart. :(
 
I'm the asshole that tested those "plates", i can post pics of them if you guys want.
after going over a video from the manufacture of them "testing" the plates, i noticed something.
The plate they were shooting at has a much thicker steel layer. The plate i tested didn't even have AR500 or a hardened steel at all. a file dug right into it.
Nasty. Thats the bait and switch scam i would expect from some chinese "5A+" plates.
Really drives home the point to never just trust body armor you have not shot yourself, with very few exceptions.

I stumbled upon a youtuber by the name of Sandi Brock/Sheepishly Me who documents all her lambing seasons and decided to check it out. With hundreds of ewes delivering 1-5 lambs each there are some tragedies, but I have yet to find a single rejected lamb, in fact the bond between an ewe and her lambs seems to be so strong that some ewes that have not delivered yet try to steal lambs from others. Yet they want people to believe that all 5 lambs that are currently in the house with them were rejected too?
There's no doubt the tranchers are pulling the poor things from their loving moms just for their own enjoyment of having a cute little quirky animal as a pet and it honestly breaks my heart. :(
Someone earlier wrote that this may be caused by the ewes being underfed, but the troon-squad is 100% the kind of company that would treat a normal lamb like some kind of kitten they rescued from the street. After all, its bothersome to walk outside every time they want to milk the cute animals for social media likes.

Lambs are hands down the cutest animal that I enjoy eating.
when i just googled "Lamb" or "Healthy Lamb", every image was food.
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Lambs are hands down the cutest animal that I enjoy eating.

Nasty. Thats the bait and switch scam i would expect from some chinese "5A+" plates.
Really drives home the point to never just trust body armor you have not shot yourself, with very few exceptions.


Someone earlier wrote that this may be caused by the ewes being underfed, but the troon-squad is 100% the kind of company that would treat a normal lamb like some kind of kitten they rescued from the street. After all, its bothersome to walk outside every time they want to milk the cute animals for social media likes.


when i just googled "Lamb" or "Healthy Lamb", every image was food.
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I am no gun expert, but have the faint recollection that AK-47s are a favourite among warlords in Africa, because even child soldiers can operate them. So, the Tranches unsurprisingly even fail at being Tranny Supersoldiers.
An AK is pretty simple, but pretty much every military rifle ever issued in large numbers is simple to operate - you have to be able to teach the lowest common denominator how to use it. The reason the AK is a warlord favorite is more because of the amount of them around, and the relatively simple machining and loose machining tolerances that allow it to weather a bad user better than many other rifles.


AK irons may not be perfect but child soldiers and Afghan goat herders tend to use them just fine.

Git gud faggot
AK style iron sights are a holdover from the days of 'we're expecting you to be able to hit a target at 1000 yards with iron sights while standing in a big line'. They aren't good. It's without a doubt the worst part of the rifle's design, since the sights are simple as fuck for ease of manufacture and training for people used to shitty bolt action military sights. They're functional, but that's no reason to like them.
 
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