The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AnOminous]

There are lots of online fora for permiculture and homesteading; they wouldn't even have to crack a book, and could just post questions like "why do my ewes abandon 100% of their lambs uwu" and have it spoonfed to them, to a point.

They're only willing to listen to other troons who are uniformly low-IQ retards who are also complete psychos on top of that with absolutely no useful skills.

 

[Techpriest]

I have seen the error of my ways and I promise not to ask Punished "Venom" Snake to airlift a squad of African child soldiers in order to take over a failing alpaca ranch in Colorado, an idea that I was proposing in complete earnestness and with the available resources at my command to accomplish.

Look, someone is going to be dumb enough to try and drive up there to fuck with them. I'd rather not have someone take the idea seriously for some kind of epic ween of trolling the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch by trying to sneak onto their property and then getting ventilated by them. I get it's a joke, but I'm wary of newfags who make these kinds of jokes. These guys aren't Chris/Christine. They're actually dangerous to fuck with in person.

 

[AnOminous]

Look, someone is going to be dumb enough to try and drive up there to fuck with them. I'd rather not have someone take the idea seriously for some kind of epic ween of trolling the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch by trying to sneak onto their property and then getting ventilated by them. I get it's a joke, but I'm wary of newfags who make these kinds of jokes. These guys aren't Chris/Christine. They're actually dangerous to fuck with in person.

If someone is that dumb I hope they get shot and it sets off Troon Waco.

 

[White Devil]

Look, someone is going to be dumb enough to try and drive up there to fuck with them. I'd rather not have someone take the idea seriously for some kind of epic ween of trolling the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch by trying to sneak onto their property and then getting ventilated by them. I get it's a joke, but I'm wary of newfags who make these kinds of jokes. These guys aren't Chris/Christine. They're actually dangerous to fuck with in person.

They're going to blame us regardless if anything happens. Of course I'm not saying that should give someone carte blanche to go fuck with them, I'm just saying we're going to get the fallout anyway.

 

[Techpriest]

If someone is that dumb I hope they get shot and it sets off Troon Waco.

They'd certainly deserve it, but I'd rather this end with the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch collapsing in self inflicted failure rather than in some kind of crazy armed standoff.

 

[Aunt Carol]

i also can tell you 100% if these fucks go to tractor supply that there is LITERALLY tons of books to help them on this shit, i am sure at this point alpacas included.

No argument there, but you forgot that books are for nerds and dorks, not extremely desirable sexy women.

They're only willing to listen to other troons who are uniformly low-IQ retards who are also complete psychos on top of that with absolutely no useful skills.

It turns out there actually is a queer farmer podcast, it's run by genderspecials, and the current episode is about sheep. Looks like the interviewees are just gay, though, so their decades of farming success won't mean much to the Tranch.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Look, someone is going to be dumb enough to try and drive up there to fuck with them. I'd rather not have someone take the idea seriously for some kind of epic ween of trolling the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch by trying to sneak onto their property and then getting ventilated by them. I get it's a joke, but I'm wary of newfags who make these kinds of jokes. These guys aren't Chris/Christine. They're actually dangerous to fuck with in person.

A newfag getting ventilated would be hilarious tho
Finally the trannies get a kill count against Kiwis.

 

[stuffandthings]

I stumbled upon a youtuber by the name of Sandi Brock/Sheepishly Me who documents all her lambing seasons and decided to check it out. With hundreds of ewes delivering 1-5 lambs each there are some tragedies, but I have yet to find a single rejected lamb, in fact the bond between an ewe and her lambs seems to be so strong that some ewes that have not delivered yet try to steal lambs from others. Yet they want people to believe that all 5 lambs that are currently in the house with them were rejected too?
There's no doubt the tranchers are pulling the poor things from their loving moms just for their own enjoyment of having a cute little quirky animal as a pet and it honestly breaks my heart.

I watch a ton of her videos. I have seen a ewe reject a lamb in the vids WHEN the lamb wandered away from mom after it was born, and another lamb was born soon after. It's all scent based. She also will always bottle raise a triplet or higher, (usually leaving it with the ewe for the first couple days before pulling it.) Sheep only have two teats.

It also is a good measuring stick for how big/little lambs can be when born, and how fast they grow. She raises Rideau crosses, which were developed to have litters of up to five, so some of those lambs come out tiny.

 

[AnOminous]

They'd certainly deserve it, but I'd rather this end with the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch collapsing in self inflicted failure rather than in some kind of crazy armed standoff.

I'm kind of favoring the crazy armed standoff idea. It's been a while since there was a really funny one.

 

[Miss Misery]

I watch a ton of her videos. I have seen a ewe reject a lamb in the vids WHEN the lamb wandered away from mom after it was born, and another lamb was born soon after. It's all scent based.

Does she allow pasture births or does she put them in lambing pens?

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

They'd certainly deserve it, but I'd rather this end with the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch collapsing in self inflicted failure rather than in some kind of crazy armed standoff.

With how much they are able to grift?

It's going to end in some kind of crazy armed standoff. We're just going to have to hope nobody not crazy is involved, or they're so grossly incompetent that it's at least functionally suicide-by-others.

 

[stuffandthings]

Does she allow pasture births or does she put them in lambing pens?

She lambs in a barn. (She lives in Canada and lambs several times a year.) She has lambing pens that she uses for a few days to let mothers and babies bond, but tends to let the ewes go into labor before moving them into the pens. She says that penning them up too soon doesn't let them walk around and stretch during early labor, which can cause more problems. But it does mean that she sometimes comes into the barn in the morning and has to sort out who had which lamb overnight.

But a well cared for ewe should, most of the time, be able to raise two lambs. If she can't, something is wrong with her. If NONE of your Ewes can...something is wrong with YOU.

 

[AnOminous]

But a well cared for ewe should, most of the time, be able to raise two lambs. If she can't, something is wrong with her. If NONE of your Ewes can...something is wrong with YOU.

These men are such failures at anything feminine that they even destroy the maternal instincts of goddamn animals near them.

 

[Miss Misery]

She lambs in a barn. (She lives in Canada and lambs several times a year.) She has lambing pens that she uses for a few days to let mothers and babies bond, but tends to let the ewes go into labor before moving them into the pens. She says that penning them up too soon doesn't let them walk around and stretch during early labor, which can cause more problems. But it does mean that she sometimes comes into the barn in the morning and has to sort out who had which lamb overnight.

But a well cared for ewe should, most of the time, be able to raise two lambs. If she can't, something is wrong with her. If NONE of your Ewes can...something is wrong with YOU.

This underscores the necessity of the olfactory bond and how pasture births hinder that. And I am sure she is well aware of when her ewes have been tupped and thus provides essential prenatal care and nutrition, which is why HER ewes can can raise two lambs but the tranch has a houseful of bummer (ha ha) lambs.

 

[LaxerBRO]

A newfag getting ventilated would be hilarious tho
Finally the trannies get a kill count against Kiwis.

If someone really wanted them dead it would be at a little over 500 yards with a bolt action rifle.

Fly a drone in with a cell phone jammer in addition to cutting the landlines / cable.

Someone could probably kill half of them before the got back inside and could return fire.

 

[Particle Bored]

Yes. There is also a road past it too.
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2016 Colorado Revised Statutes :: Title 33 - :: Parks and Wildlife :: Wildlife :: Article 6 - :: Law Enforcement and Penalties - Wildlife :: Part 1 - :: General Provisions :: § 33-6-126. Shooting from a public road

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It is unlawful for any person, except a duly authorized peace officer acting in the line of duty, to discharge any firearm or release an arrow from, upon, or across any public road. Any person who violates this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction thereof, shall be punished by a fine of fifty dollars and an assessment of five license suspension points.

 

[Miss Misery]

2016 Colorado Revised Statutes :: Title 33 - :: Parks and Wildlife :: Wildlife :: Article 6 - :: Law Enforcement and Penalties - Wildlife :: Part 1 - :: General Provisions :: § 33-6-126. Shooting from a public road

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It's a nice thought, but the tranch and the aforementioned road's elevation don't seem to allow this to happen.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

It's a nice thought, but the tranch and the aforementioned road's elevation don't seem to allow this to happen.

Given that many indoor ranges have a lovely selection of bullet holes in their ceilings and the range I was at with some off-road vehicle trails running behind couldn't be hot if there was anybody out there (and it was a public range run by the Feds), I'd not trust it even if their backstop was properly-built and they weren't LARPers.

This is a huge part of why I think a shoot-out is going to be more likely than the farm going under--it looks simply too likely they're going to shoot somebody before the GFM money dries up. The question here, really, should be if their firing range is legal. Even in pretty pro-gun areas, people can be very pointed about not wanting their neighbors accidentally shooting them, and can be just fine with there being laws saying that a firing range when you're not that far from your neighbors needs to be properly set up.

I mean, let's be honest, completely drunk hillbillies are safer with guns than these troons.

 

[AnOminous]

Even in pretty pro-gun areas, people can be very pointed about not wanting their neighbors accidentally shooting them, and can be just fine with there being laws saying that a firing range when you're not that far from your neighbors needs to be properly set up.

Part of the whole point of it is if your idiot neighbors are shooting at you, whether or not on purpose, you have the right to shoot back.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

A newfag getting ventilated would be hilarious tho
Finally the trannies get a kill count against Kiwis.

Just have them Kiwi Kommandos spread out and those troons won't hit any of them.
Their rifles might not even be properly zeroed.