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Have you ever noticed how this greasy and dirty looking disgusting pig has the nerve to call DSP a greasy and dirty disgusting pig ?

I fully support detractors but I mean...This guy is the pot calling the kettle black. Take a shower, trim the beard, & brush your hair bro. You look like you smell like doritos and mildew.

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Doesn't this guy like change his backgrounds to pictures of like big booty bitches to get you clickbaited in? If so, wtf

If not, then I think I've just seen a view clips of him here or there and all the info he gives can just be found on the forums which is why I never watched tbh
 
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I just beat Fire Emblem: Three Houses, are the TIHYDPs of it any good or was it so braindead easy because he had it on casual mode even the Pig could beat it without trouble?
I think he played on easy and still had trouble with it, I haven't played the game myself but I remember watching a few LSB restreams where Dave just kept losing his mind because he had to reload the game in order to keep people from dying. I recommend you just look up those because the rest of the playthrough was just him begging and stalling, just like what he does with Daveinity Original Gin 2 right now.
 
He started a playthrough of Divinity 2 and it's a complete disaster, piggy constantly pauses the game and basically requires chat to play the game for him. Coupled with the patent DSP "thinking-hard" beard scratch wHaT dO yoU GUyz thInk?!
Damn he really is a mentally stunted manchild doing the same things years later
 
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Have you ever noticed how this greasy and dirty looking disgusting pig has the nerve to call DSP a greasy and dirty disgusting pig ?

I fully support detractors but I mean...This guy is the pot calling the kettle black. Take a shower, trim the beard, & brush your hair bro. You look like you smell like doritos and mildew.

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I had to step back and wonder if a couple of da detractorz are worse than Phil. Here's one video supporting the idea. It's James buying one of Panda's soaps so he can...lick and taste it. I wish I was joking. The whole video is so cringe-worthy.

 
Speaking of Leanna:

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She's makin' moves, meanwhile DSP is hanging up $15 "Epic Gamer" birthday balloons as he whines about low tips.

"I had another kidney infection that I've just recently come off of antibiotics for"

...so she's definitely getting a lot more cock now and putting out a low key jab at DSP. Try showering together first, although doing anything with someone living near Seattle seems like a risk not worth taking. Maybe wash your toys before and after use is better advice.
 
@actually Another tax video from his b-day in 2018, tips goal was $2000 to raise money for 2018's taxes.


There was also a TwitLonger he put out two days after with an update.

Don't know if this helps with anything but it's fascinating how long he's been milking this tax situation. DSP really just wants to live his entire life on a payment plan.

EDIT: And an $1800 tips goal until the end of October. I think was to pay for his bankruptcy filing? I don't think he mentions it here. Again, just more money that was spent but we're still in the situation he's in now.


Sorry for all the taxes spamming, nothing I could do!
 

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@actually Another tax video from his b-day in 2018, tips goal was $2000 to raise money for 2018's taxes.


There was also a TwitLonger he put out two days after with an update.

Don't know if this helps with anything but it's fascinating how long he's been milking this tax situation. DSP really just wants to live his entire life on a payment plan.
The thing I feel most dumbfounded by is how he literally is incapable of budgeting, muh bidnis duhgree guy was "caught up on his unpaid backtaxes" like two years ago when his parents helped him, you'd think after that he'd learn to set money aside but we're still having to hear about how he really needs the help with tips this week for taxes every fucking month. I suppose proper budgeting requires holding back on sweaty man jpegs.
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@actually Another tax video from his b-day in 2018, tips goal was $2000 to raise money for 2018's taxes.


There was also a TwitLonger he put out two days after with an update.

Don't know if this helps with anything but it's fascinating how long he's been milking this tax situation. DSP really just wants to live his entire life on a payment plan.

EDIT: And an $1800 tips goal until the end of October. I think was to pay for his bankruptcy filing? I don't think he mentions it here. Again, just more money that was spent but we're still in the situation he's in now.


Sorry for all the taxes spamming, nothing I could do!
I note something he said here that I'm pretty sure I've heard before. That he needs the money to pay his back taxes and to make his first quarterly payment, none of which he has apparently ever done.
If he actually made quarterly payments near what he would owe, which he definitely has an idea of what that is by now, he would owe very little - if at all - at the end of the year.
 
I note something he said here that I'm pretty sure I've heard before. That he needs the money to pay his back taxes and to make his first quarterly payment, none of which he has apparently ever done.
If he actually made quarterly payments near what he would owe, which he definitely has an idea of what that is by now, he would owe very little - if at all - at the end of the year.
Yea, he said he made quarterly payments at one point because he was self employed yada yada but at most I can only think of 3 times where he begged for tax money. April, july, and sometime near december. That's not quarterly, so once again this dude is fuckin lying.

Also that july one I can't fuckin remember too much about it, but I think he like got suspended from twitch or something or like something big happened to where I actually thought the pigroach would have to find a real job.
 
ah okay, thanks for the clarification

still, I don't remember him always begging for taxes in july and december, especially over the last 10 years

He can pay them at the end of the year. It just cost a little more to do so. Where his problem is making believe he's actually paying quarterly then acting like he's surprised there's a mystery bill for taxes at year end. There's not unless he's not paying quarterly. But it's still not a 'surprise'.
Another thing I'm sure he fucked up and blamed the old accountant for. When your biz is flush with cash, They'll recommend spending money to help alleviate the tax burden down the road. I could easily see Phail taking this to mean spending money on whatever he wanted when it means putting it back into the business. Then, when he gets hit with the tax anyway, 'the old accountant fucked up'.
 
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Yea, he said he made quarterly payments at one point because he was self employed yada yada but at most I can only think of 3 times where he begged for tax money. April, july, and sometime near december. That's not quarterly, so once again this dude is fuckin lying.

Also that july one I can't fuckin remember too much about it, but I think he like got suspended from twitch or something or like something big happened to where I actually thought the pigroach would have to find a real job.
He had numerous tax fundraisers, both to pay the taxes and to pay the lawyer/accountant/tax guy. He raised many thousands of dollars. Then when he filed for bankruptcy we learned he didn't really pay any of the taxes because the current AND back taxes were listed as debt. The actual details are a murky mess because Phil lies so much it's not worth tracing. But it's proven he didn't use any of the money for tax payments.
 
how did phil purchase those cringy epic gamer boy balloons(for his own birthday) and not feel miserable/pathetic
I'm sure it wasn't any more difficult than putting on a tard vest and begging handicaps for their government checks everyday. Just gotta take that gin medicine to make all shame go away.
 
I just beat Fire Emblem: Three Houses, are the TIHYDPs of it any good or was it so braindead easy because he had it on casual mode even the Pig could beat it without trouble?
Phil taught me that it's possible to lose during the mock battle on casual mode. He went with the Black Eagles route and he had trouble in most of the battles, especially the final one. He has the same thought process as in the RE2 remake where he couldn't comprehend that the AI can possibly do something different if he does a different thing or does the same thing. What?! But last time, I killed him in 1 hit and this time I miss?! What the fuck!
 
Phil taught me that it's possible to lose during the mock battle on casual mode. He went with the Black Eagles route and he had trouble in most of the battles.
How the hell. The mock battle is an absolute joke, as is most of the campaign. The only part I had any measure of trouble with was the last one, and that's because I thought you had to wipe the map, not just the boss. 3H was the first FE game I played any signifigant measure of and I considering restarting on a higher difficulty multiple times because of how easy it was.

Did he just not bother using anyone but byleth/edelgarde and go in super underleved or something? 3H is a super casual game and the standard difficulty is tailored so a child/moron can get through it without losing anyone. The game basically throws get out of jail free cards at you with the divine pulse and saint statue buffs.
 
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how did phil purchase those cringy epic gamer boy balloons(for his own birthday) and not feel miserable/pathetic
The social isolation has regressed his maturity so much that he doesn't even recognize how childish he behaves now.

Its funny because the silly, childish behavior wouldn't even be that notable if it wasn't for his own stances and attitudes- he tries so hard to claim he's this super serious mature adult and criticizes everyone else for being childrens entertainers, all while he is by far one of the least mature streamers on twitch. Anyone else could blow bubbles or whatever else he does and just say "yeah I'm just being goofy/silly while streaming" and it wouldn't be a big deal. But dark for whatever reason has this idea that he's this mature adult who doesn't entertainer children so it becomes "super mature adult bubbles and balloons". All he would need to do is not draw distinctions about who is and isnt children's entertainers and he could do whatever he wanted and not be criticized or laughed at for it.
 
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