The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Shrekking Crew]

The shoulder argument was a pin-point nuke for the defense. Also how many of these wieners are going to take the stand in costume.

 

[cheeking0]

So what next, will the prosecution just claim that Chauvin is literally Sagat from Street Fighter?

FLOYDA KNEE!
FLOYDA DESTRUCTION!
FLOYDA GENOCIDE!

I feel like Captain Falcon and his Knee of Justice fit well.

 

[7he47r0n]

All the major news outlets have the Chief saying that Chauvin broke regulations as the top headlines.

The shoulder blade thing is going to get drowned out.

Won't have any impact on the trial itself. Just more groundwork for the riots to come. And they're inevitable by this point.

 

[Activelo]

Now it's time to see people from reddit and or twitter bitching about this.

Edit:

Twitter is in its own little world as per usual.

 

[Linako 2.0]

YASSS SLAY KWEEEEEEN

 

[X Prime]

I feel like Captain Falcon and his Knee of Justice fit well.

Of course Floyd had no chance, apparently Chauvin possesses Dhalsim-like stretching or the powers of teleportation.

 

[Wingnut]

All the major news outlets have the Chief saying that Chauvin broke regulations as the top headlines.

The shoulder blade thing is going to get drowned out.

The media are the enemy of the people.
If ever anything Trump said was true, this was it.

 

[Standardized Profile]

FYI the Episcopal are barely considered Christians and if they existed in the 1900s they would be viewed as being in direct contradiction to Christ.

The Episcopal Church has existed since the 1700s. Before that, they were just the Church of England, which has been around since 597, though polemicists usually propose a later date because a sovereign who attempted to effect its independence was an unpleasant person. (In fact, it was his daughter who achieved the independence of the church.) As for being "barely considered Christians," I guess that depends on who you ask. There are people who barely consider Catholics, Orthodox, Methodists, Baptists, Pentecostals, etc. Christians--or outright deny that they are Christians. I find that such "considerations" are usually based on myths, cherry-picking bad actors, or an unreasonably exclusive definition of "Christian." And people who make these judgments are usually blind to the faults of their own communities. Mote and a beam and all that.

They even voted to allow ministers to be gay.

Are there any major denominations that do not allow ministers to be gay? If so, how do they enforce this? How do they even detect a gay minister, especially one who is celibate? Penile plethsymographs and pornography? Exposure to showtunes? Sting operations with cooperating altar boys?

 

[HARSH NOISE]

God I hate people who talk like this. She's going up half an octave at the end of every sentence.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

All the major news outlets have the Chief saying that Chauvin broke regulations as the top headlines.

The shoulder blade thing is going to get drowned out.

It blows my mind how single-minded all these commentators are being.

Won't have any impact on the trial itself. Just more groundwork for the riots to come. And they're inevitable by this point.

Right. It’s supremely irresponsible of every reporter, but it means the salt yield will be glorious if this trial concludes with a full Nelson.

 

[Dona Morte]

Just got home. Was just listening to the woman cop.
So now we have a job hopper PR face on the stand.
Can't wait until Nelson rips her aparat.

 

[7he47r0n]

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"This is horrific. Watching over and over again."

So you're saying you keep watching repeats of a Powerful Black American getting murdered, my fellow Redditor? Very racist of you, if I may say so. Do you derive sick pleasure from seeing the death of a Powerful Black American?

But, to be serious - this has to be a troll.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Hey Redditors who lurk in this thread: get fucked, faggots -- it's ogre.

 

[itskaon]

something i saw

top kek

 

[7he47r0n]

To any and all friends from Reddit reading this thread, a message of hope, unity, and love.

 

[round robin]

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God, these people are insatiable. I know it comes without saying, but nothing that was revealed in this trial would ever make a difference to them. They chose their side and they are cheerleading anyone that supports their already established viewpoint, no matter how insignificant of evidence it may be. If this doesn't show everyone that this was never about truth and justice but just about us vs. them then there's just no hope.

 

[itskaon]

to all my reddit frens and to the twitter trannies lurking

YWNBAW - Hey Tranny!

#Sneed#cope#dilate( You will never be a woman )

youtu.be

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

HOLY SHIT
If Nelson can get the police chief to acknowledge the knee was ON THE SHOULDER
This case is crazy

EDIT: THE MAD LAD DID IT

Lolwut? Are the prosecutors out of their fucking minds? This was the diversity hire chief that started talking about troon shit unprompted right?

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Lolwut? Are the prosecutors out of their fucking minds? This was the diversity hire chief that started talking about troon shit unprompted right?

Yes indeed

 

[Niggernerd]

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They really love cops when they benefit their narrative.
these people complain about corruption in the police departments and funny enough its usually chiefs of police who are corrupt.