The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Extreme Aneurysm]

OY VEY! SHUT IT DOWN!

 

[Activelo]

What do you think these two talked about?

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

As everyone knows, the lack of melanin in white males leaves them perilously vulnerable to gaslighting.

 

[Dona Morte]

Good animation about Fentanyl effects.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0tW8FWBm1g

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that break break break- gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off-

Somebody please edit the KitKat jingle with nothing but the breaks left.

 

[MoeChotto]

That was a mercifully short stay on the witness stand there. Day 6 was pretty boring but I'm glad Nelson got a kill shot in.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

The glove does not fit - 1995
He attacked me first! It was self defence - 2012
He tried to grab my gun - 2014
Knee was on the shoulder blade - 2021

Defence only needs to plant one seed of doubt in the jury.

This is most likely over.

 

[Activelo]

Now that the trial's just about over, here's some more memes

Pretty sure this was posted already, but just in case anyone missed it:

 

[The Nameless One]

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As everyone knows, the lack of melanin in white males leaves them perilously vulnerable to gaslighting.

"That's not fair! He's trying to take one frame to make people think it represents the whole video!"

 

[Ari Gold]

The side-by-side was to show the knee position appeared to change depending on perspective, not that it eventually moved. Too bad he fucked up the playback, though reddit would have heard what they wanted to anyway.

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I still don't understand how emts are not stabilizing his neck. Fucking weird.

 

[Ruin]

Lots of cope and Sneed on reddit.

 

[Coccxys]

I didn't expect anything other than trying to bus throw from the senior officers. We used to have a joke when I was in: the front plate of your stab proof vest is for when you're on the street and the back plate is for when you're back in the station.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

The side-by-side was to show the knee position appeared to change depending on perspective, not that it eventually moved. Too bad he fucked up the playback, though reddit would have heard what they wanted to anyway.

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WE HAVE SPOTTED THE REDDITOR!
I REPEAT, @Anita360NoTrope IS A REDDITOR WITH MUTIPLE REDDIT BOOKMARKS.
Is that Microsoft Edge? Based?

 

[draggs]

I still don't understand how emts are not stabilizing his neck. Fucking weird.

Because his neck wasnt injured probably

They dont stabilize the neck when theres no obvious sign of neck/head/spinal injury and no reason to think there is. The neck stabilizes itself when it isnt injured just fine

 

[No One of Note]

Never doubt a strong Falcon main.

 

[General Disarray]

First day of the trial:

"Just call everyone racist that disagrees with you. At this point just go ahead and ban me, this place is a cesspool. Retard."

What the fuck reddit I asked for a ban, not a suspension. Can't even do that right.

 

[Linako 2.0]

The Sun stream ended upruptly for me, anyone got a libk?

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

So is there any chance the Defense will do a demonstration of knee on the neck for 9 minutes in front of the Jury before asking the guy on the ground if he's dead yet?

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

The Sun stream ended upruptly for me, anyone got a libk?

OY VEY.
IT'S OVA

 

[draggs]

So is there any chance the Defense will do a demonstration of knee on the neck for 9 minutes in front of the Jury before asking the guy on the ground if he's dead yet?

Double effectiveness on the jury if the guy on the ground eats a handful of fentanyl meth pills an hour before and another handful 5 minutes before