Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[flight of ideas]

i daresay she looks almost cute in this picture?

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I am once again startled by Stapphy’s resemblance to an actress called O-Lan Jones, most specifically her appearance in a 4th season episode of The X-Files, where she played (you guessed it) a witch. Just me? Maybe.

 

[Glittarded Tartlet]

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I am once again startled by Stapphy’s resemblance to an actress called O-Lan Jones, most specifically her appearance in a 4th season episode of The X-Files, where she played (you guessed it) a witch. Just me? Maybe.

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She looks like a dumb fat Mary Timony


....sort of.

 

[Cynar]

She looks like a dumb fat Mary Timony

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....sort of.

You're both far, far too generous. She looks like a retarded little boy

 

[Azafran90]

You're both far, far too generous. She looks like a retarded little boy

I'd say she looks like someone who has a live-in nurse following her everywhere and needs to be persuaded not to eat her own shit...

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

I'd say she looks like someone who has a live-in nurse following her everywhere and needs to be persuaded not to eat her own shit.. pick her own feet/piss in jars.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Thirsting for birb:


But not cut birb:


Witch shit:




More of her origin story:




And more co-opting conditions she doesn't have:

 

[Old McDonald's Body Farm]

Not direct Staphylococcus m*lk but came across this, innocently, on tumblr and had a polite chuckle to myself.
They go on to explain the bullet points of this thread - like, just link the farms. It's easier and we're much more entertaining.

Spoiler: Tumblr

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[Vi0l3t]

The witch larping is second hand cringe, you get embarrassed for them on how fucking stupid it is. Like these actual demons sit around with her and play tea time.

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

Not direct Staphylococcus m*lk but came across this, innocently, on tumblr and had a polite chuckle to myself.
They go on to explain the bullet points of this thread - like, just link the farms. It's easier and we're much more entertaining.

Spoiler: Tumblr

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oh that post has far more to it:

WE SURVIVE LIKE WOMEN

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e: “femenaces: “a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e: “femenaces: “a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e: “femenaces: “femenaces: “a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight...

femenaces.tumblr.com

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

oh that post has far more to it:

WE SURVIVE LIKE WOMEN

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e: “femenaces: “a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e: “femenaces: “a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e: “femenaces: “femenaces: “a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight...

femenaces.tumblr.com

I'm sorry but the edits are sending my sides into orbit. Fucking kek

 

[Great President of McHell]

I can't believe tumblr is only finding about their own home grown halal lolcow now, Gyro is a real hero for keeping the late tumblr subforum alive for so long with her unparalleled autism.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Lord pray for me that I don't get MATI.
Autistic symptoms =/= actual autism, but anything to get those sympathy points I suppose.

 

[Chromeo]

I'm sorry but the edits are sending my sides into orbit. Fucking kek

Oh god tell me about it:

 

[Cyber Goose]

Hahaha fuck Gyro and her demon tea parties.

That is absolutely the dumbest and cringiest shit I've read in a while. The witchy larping is the worst.

Now is the game of how many persecution labels can Staph slap on herself. Has she done a furry saga yet? Maybe she will pick her legs into an amputation like Kelly Rohanan?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The witch larping is second hand cringe, you get embarrassed for them on how fucking stupid it is. Like these actual demons sit around with her and play tea time.

She's gone and made her own high school AU of any popular media ever, like every genderspecial tumblrette ever where she's the hottest of the hot thots, the center of attention, the object of lust.

Only with demons from Ars Goetia, Ancient Egyptian deities, and Lilith.
Remember, this is how she probably imagines the demon Gremory:

 

[Meowzers]

oh that post has far more to it:

WE SURVIVE LIKE WOMEN

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e: “femenaces: “a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e: “femenaces: “a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e: “femenaces: “femenaces: “a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight...

femenaces.tumblr.com

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can that Tails Gets Trolled edit be put in the intro post because i cannot get over it

 

[Vi0l3t]

Imagine being friends with high ranking demons and they cant even help you get on government gib mes.

 

[Miss Misery]

Isn't it interesting that she blathered on about foster care and falling down the stairs at 9 months and how much she loves her adopted parents...

...mere days after we were speculating about her adoption story?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Imagine being friends with high ranking demons and they cant even help you get on government gib mes.

Or how she had one of her demons try to smite Donald Trump. You know, the guy who became world famous, falls ass backwards into money even when he fucks up, and is now enjoying good health and a leisurely retirement with his political opinions being frequently sought after - oh yeah - getting elected President of the United States for a term just to fart around in his downtime. Yup Staph, you got him good. Ironically it's exactly what you might expect to happen if you had the nerve to try and boss a demon or deity if Greco-Roman myth is anything to go by...

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

It makes me MATI as a Pagan that she always equates deities and demons. Pagan societies had demons too and nobody worshiped them... the closest they would do is try to placate them. Nice adoption origin story there that has never ever come up ever in her decades on the internet but has all the oppression points of something she'd want to have happened to her. Why worship Bastet and Sekmet btw? Sekmet is a the destructive force of the sun and Bastet is the livegiving, nourishing, playful side of it.

Bastet, holding a kitten:

Sekmet, fucking shit up: