Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy / SportIsARight - failed out of a tenured job,man who competes in womens sports, gained like 100 lbs in 2022 (page 813), comically fell off bike before a race (page 830)

I don't know what kind of asshole arbitrarily assignigs gender to his pets.
May I introduce you to Ana Mardoll?

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Haha, this fat fuck wants the cycling competition that he cheats in to be cancelled because he knows that he's gotten too out of shape to successfully cheat, and that the women would smoke him. Which must be a real dilemma for Troony McTroonface... I mean on the one hand, if he loses he can say, "See? Trans women don't always dominate a sporting event!" but on the other hand, his narcissism won't let him look like a loser.

For someone who can't stand Donald Trump, the two of them sure have a lot in common.
 
I kind of love this. Because it has so many uses!

Doctor: Would you like meth?

Patient: Yes.

Doctor: Really though?

Patient: Yes.

Doctor: OK, here's a scrip.

Let everyone self-diagnose for everything. Who knows your body better than you? No one who's had years upon years of training, that's for sure! And considering trans people are always co-morbid with other mental illnesses, who has a reason to doubt their ability to judge situations?

Doctor: Would you like to be skinnier?

Anorexic Patient: Yes.

Doctor: Really though?

Anorexic Patient: Yes.

Doctor: OK, here's an emetic. Never forget to purge.

So many problems would be solved if we just let everyone do this. Rhys himself is proof that no one in the world would ever take advantage of the chance to get special dispensation, medications or allowances by lying to a doctor; he'd tell you himself if his C-PTSD wasn't flaring up, in between his vigorous training regime for women-only sporting events he believes he has a right to take part in.

Doctor: Are you sane?

Paranoid Schizophrenic: Yes.

Doctor: Really though?

Paranoid Schizophrenic, not to the doctor: Yes, yes, I've removed my chip.

Doctor: OK, no scrip for you, you're fine.

See how easy medicine could be? Troons have it all figured out, I'm telling you.
 
If Rhys is TOTALLY DONE WITH RAAARGH ACADEMIA... what are these many, many great papers he has yet to write but keeps insisting he will be getting any day now? Is he talking about blogs? So he’ll post ragey shit online and... outside of any pretence these are ‘academic papers’, what weight or value will his writing in future have to anyone? ‘Unemployed paranoid fat troon blarts on about the world’s many injustices directed at him personally’ isn’t exactly a niche provider market.
 
If Rhys is TOTALLY DONE WITH RAAARGH ACADEMIA... what are these many, many great papers he has yet to write but keeps insisting he will be getting any day now? Is he talking about blogs? So he’ll post ragey shit online and... outside of any pretence these are ‘academic papers’, what weight or value will his writing in future have to anyone? ‘Unemployed paranoid fat troon blarts on about the world’s many injustices directed at him personally’ isn’t exactly a niche provider market.
To be fair, one of the issues of contention pointed out during his review was the fact that he had not written any actual academic papers, just random spergy opinion pieces and self-plagiarism.
 
Rhys, 60hr/wk means you would be in the saddle from 9-7 six days a week. That means teaching, grading, meetings, writing, etc every day but Sunday. Twitter does not count. We know that's not true because (1) you publicized your bad review and (2) you quit after getting A PAID YEAR OFF. Quit exaggerating.

If you had any other job that paid $62k/yr with benefits, they would have actually required you to work probably 45 - 50hrs/wk. That would have killed you. This is why I'm confident that you're going to end up on disability. Maybe you call that retirement. It's not.

Once you've squandered your savings and blown your inheritance we will see you at the local flea market selling scented candles and knockoff perfume, because that's the only job you'll be able to keep that won't affect your welfare. You'll call it a business but we'll call it justice.
 
I dunno about the rest of you guys, but I've got other hobbies. But why the hell would I pass up so much free entertainment that I get from shit-talking Rhys on this board??

Just in this last page I'm grinning ear-to-ear reading these tweets where he's, like, just so gosh darned happy to be free of the burden of cushy well-paying employment.

I especially chuckled when someone pointed out he's posting this at 5am his time. Sure sounds like he's getting excellent night's sleep, and not worrying about his future at all!

Then I fucking burst out laughing when I read his tweet saying he's going to "retire" at 45 years old. Isn't that, like, in two years time??

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I think what I like best in all this is that since being effectively fired from his job he's not said one word about how he's going to miss teaching, or miss his students, or anything like that. He's basically confirmed what we already know - he's so self-centred that he never got into academia for any love of teaching. For him it was purely so he could puff himself up and have a position of authority. The students were an afterthought: fuck taking their questions and emails, fuck grading. Fuck helping students with their papers - "You wanna interview me you'd better pay me for it!".

Lol, what an asshole.
 
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I dunno about the rest of you guys, but I've got other hobbies. But why the hell would I pass up so much free entertainment that I get from shit-talking Rhys on this board??

Just in this last page I'm grinning ear-to-ear reading these tweets where he's, like, just so gosh darned happy to be free of the burden of cushy well-paying employment.

I especially chuckled when someone pointed out he's posting this at 5am his time. Sure sounds like he's getting excellent night's sleep, and not worrying about his future at all!

Then I fucking burst out laughing when I read his tweet saying he's going to "retire" at 45 years old. Isn't that, like, in two years time??
Rhys should be more worried about the few that actually hang on his every Tweet and take his bullshit seriously.
 
Now tell us more about your totally real new hire.
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Someone to manage the trailer park empire?
It's gotta be. I would love to know how much Rhys, the self-described socialist slumlord with a heart of gold, is paying this person.

Now, to all you bigoted transphobes and transphobic bigots who claimed that Rhys doesn't like grading because he's lazy: fuck you! He actually hates it because he's an empath.
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Delicious.
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Now, to all you bigoted transphobes and transphobic bigots who claimed that Rhys doesn't like grading because he's lazy: fuck you! He actually hates it because he's an empath.
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Stop asking garbage opinion questions, or just give everyone an A+ then.

Physics professors don't have that problem. Hell, even English professors don't. If you can't grade them on whether they're right or wrong, grade them on their writing ability. Pick some objective standard to grade by, or just give everyone the A+ and throw middle fingers to all the haters who call you lazy.
 
What is stopping him from retiring right now? He's born into money and has a series of slum properties under his name.
What is the source on him being "born into money"? Is it his mom's side? Haven't known a lot of cops born into money nor do they get rich from their jobs, unless they are on the take. The only thing I recall about him being "rich" is that he played in a country club badminton tournament. But do we even know if his family were members or if it was a super-exclusive club? Not all country clubs are exclusive in America, and I would imagine they would be less so in Canada. With golf in general decline in popularity, many clubs loosen their restrictions to attract new members.

Nothing about his family wealth in OP, so I'm curious if this is just Kiwi head canon that we ran with. Also, does he have a good relationship with his parents? If he does, I suspect his first stop in Canada will be their couch.
 
What is the source on him being "born into money"? Is it his mom's side? Haven't known a lot of cops born into money nor do they get rich from their jobs, unless they are on the take. The only thing I recall about him being "rich" is that he played in a country club badminton tournament. But do we even know if his family were members or if it was a super-exclusive club? Not all country clubs are exclusive in America, and I would imagine they would be less so in Canada. With golf in general decline in popularity, many clubs loosen their restrictions to attract new members.

Nothing about his family wealth in OP, so I'm curious if this is just Kiwi head canon that we ran with. Also, does he have a good relationship with his parents? If he does, I suspect his first stop in Canada will be their couch.
Not sure what it's like in the US but in Canada cops can make a shitload of money per year with insane benefits especially if they actively seek promotions and rank up and possibly enter in a more bureaucratic position down the line.
 
What is the source on him being "born into money"? Is it his mom's side? Haven't known a lot of cops born into money nor do they get rich from their jobs, unless they are on the take.
I think it's a bit of an exaggeration. Rhys' father once made local headlines for being the top paid police officer in the province, or something like that. But we're only talking like a few hundred thousand Canadian dollars a year, and he wouldn't have been making that much his entire career. Even if he was, we're talking "comfortably upper-middle-class", not "butlers and Rolls-Royces".
 
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