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May I introduce you to Ana Mardoll?I don't know what kind of asshole arbitrarily assignigs gender to his pets.


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May I introduce you to Ana Mardoll?I don't know what kind of asshole arbitrarily assignigs gender to his pets.
Haha, this fat fuck wants the cycling competition that he cheats in to be cancelled because he knows that he's gotten too out of shape to successfully cheat, and that the women would smoke him. Which must be a real dilemma for Troony McTroonface... I mean on the one hand, if he loses he can say, "See? Trans women don't always dominate a sporting event!" but on the other hand, his narcissism won't let him look like a loser.
I kind of love this. Because it has so many uses!
To be fair, one of the issues of contention pointed out during his review was the fact that he had not written any actual academic papers, just random spergy opinion pieces and self-plagiarism.If Rhys is TOTALLY DONE WITH RAAARGH ACADEMIA... what are these many, many great papers he has yet to write but keeps insisting he will be getting any day now? Is he talking about blogs? So he’ll post ragey shit online and... outside of any pretence these are ‘academic papers’, what weight or value will his writing in future have to anyone? ‘Unemployed paranoid fat troon blarts on about the world’s many injustices directed at him personally’ isn’t exactly a niche provider market.
It's true, I worked out for 16 minutes yesterday.Most of us workout way more than an elite athlete like yourself
Dog ramp engineerHey Rhys! Join us!
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Better hobby? Most of us workout way more than an elite athlete like yourself and find time to make fun of you. Don’t hobby shame.
Now tell us more about your totally real new hire.
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Someone to manage the trailer park empire?
Rhys should be more worried about the few that actually hang on his every Tweet and take his bullshit seriously.I dunno about the rest of you guys, but I've got other hobbies. But why the hell would I pass up so much free entertainment that I get from shit-talking Rhys on this board??
Just in this last page I'm grinning ear-to-ear reading these tweets where he's, like, just so gosh darned happy to be free of the burden of cushy well-paying employment.
I especially chuckled when someone pointed out he's posting this at 5am his time. Sure sounds like he's getting excellent night's sleep, and not worrying about his future at all!
Then I fucking burst out laughing when I read his tweet saying he's going to "retire" at 45 years old. Isn't that, like, in two years time??
It's gotta be. I would love to know how much Rhys, the self-described socialist slumlord with a heart of gold, is paying this person.Now tell us more about your totally real new hire.
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Someone to manage the trailer park empire?
Stop asking garbage opinion questions, or just give everyone an A+ then.
What is the source on him being "born into money"? Is it his mom's side? Haven't known a lot of cops born into money nor do they get rich from their jobs, unless they are on the take. The only thing I recall about him being "rich" is that he played in a country club badminton tournament. But do we even know if his family were members or if it was a super-exclusive club? Not all country clubs are exclusive in America, and I would imagine they would be less so in Canada. With golf in general decline in popularity, many clubs loosen their restrictions to attract new members.What is stopping him from retiring right now? He's born into money and has a series of slum properties under his name.
Not sure what it's like in the US but in Canada cops can make a shitload of money per year with insane benefits especially if they actively seek promotions and rank up and possibly enter in a more bureaucratic position down the line.What is the source on him being "born into money"? Is it his mom's side? Haven't known a lot of cops born into money nor do they get rich from their jobs, unless they are on the take. The only thing I recall about him being "rich" is that he played in a country club badminton tournament. But do we even know if his family were members or if it was a super-exclusive club? Not all country clubs are exclusive in America, and I would imagine they would be less so in Canada. With golf in general decline in popularity, many clubs loosen their restrictions to attract new members.
Nothing about his family wealth in OP, so I'm curious if this is just Kiwi head canon that we ran with. Also, does he have a good relationship with his parents? If he does, I suspect his first stop in Canada will be their couch.
I think it's a bit of an exaggeration. Rhys' father once made local headlines for being the top paid police officer in the province, or something like that. But we're only talking like a few hundred thousand Canadian dollars a year, and he wouldn't have been making that much his entire career. Even if he was, we're talking "comfortably upper-middle-class", not "butlers and Rolls-Royces".What is the source on him being "born into money"? Is it his mom's side? Haven't known a lot of cops born into money nor do they get rich from their jobs, unless they are on the take.