Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Oh shit yeah, I'm thinking gap insurance, thanks. That was a good read
I'd never heard of it before. It doesn't seem like a policy a first time homeowner would get. Tempted to look into it though we get a shit ton of ice where i am and a fear is always that some person will slip on the public walk and sue.
 
Imagine if she gets a home in a HOA...
You're getting my hopes up. I can only imagine how much those kinds of people and Anna deserve each other and I'm giddy inside just guessing at how many ways they could drive each other insane. We could make a bingo card full of spaces of neighbors complaining about things like her lewding without curtains, spaces for threatening papwerwork and extortion she'd get, spaces for what complaints she'll have about them, etc. The more I hope for this, the more I feel I should prepare to have my heart broken.
 
You're getting my hopes up. I can only imagine how much those kinds of people and Anna deserve each other and I'm giddy inside just guessing at how many ways they could drive each other insane. We could make a bingo card full of spaces of neighbors complaining about things like her lewding without curtains, spaces for threatening papwerwork and extortion she'd get, spaces for what complaints she'll have about them, etc. The more I hope for this, the more I feel I should prepare to have my heart broken.
At the very least neighbors in any home will be less accepting of her antics then in an apartment complex. You get used to insane things in one of those with the turnover. a long term homeowner next to her wont take her shit anymore then a hoa will.
 
Umbrella insurance is typically required in construction contexts - the general contractor and all subcontractors are required to carry it. Is this place still under construction?
Oddly enough shes shown no pics of it or anything. She broadcsts everything in her life but never did any pics/vids about the homes.

Not sure if its similar in texas but her closing around is strange. Where I am its a 3 to 4 month turn around due to delays.
 
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Oddly enough shes shown no pics of it or anything. She broadcsts everything in her life but never did any pics/vids about the homes.

Not sure if its similar in texas but her closing around is strange. Where I am its a 3 to 4 month turn around due to delays.
3-4 months from selling to handing over possession? Genuinely curious as a non American. I just sold my parents’ house and from listing to finalizing the sale took 8 days and the new owners take possession in 8 weeks. I’ve been thinking that Anna’s process has been so slow this whole time.
Could the umbrella insurance be for subletting her apartment? Another thought was that daddy is old school and it’s something that used to be common and maybe he’s making her take it out? Complete speculation on my part.
 
3-4 months from selling to handing over possession? Genuinely curious as a non American. I just sold my parents’ house and from listing to finalizing the sale took 8 days and the new owners take possession in 8 weeks. I’ve been thinking that Anna’s process has been so slow this whole time.
Could the umbrella insurance be for subletting her apartment? Another thought was that daddy is old school and it’s something that used to be common and maybe he’s making her take it out? Complete speculation on my part.
Every state is different, it's also different if a mortage is involved:

Before covid :
"It takes about 30-40 days after the signing of the initial contract to close on a home." This would be after the bid is accepted and both parties agree on it.

Now it's closer to 90 to 120 days.

The following is a short summary of the typical home purchase transaction to assist you in understanding the process from the contract through to the closing.


You have found a house that you are interested in purchasing and make a bid. A preprinted form of contract is usually prepared by a realtor incorporating the principal terms and is signed by you. An initial deposit is also provided with an additional deposit to be paid within about ten days of the contract date. The contract is then presented to the seller for consideration. The seller will sign the contract if the seller accepts your bid.


1. Attorney Review Period. After the contract is fully executed and a copy is provided to the buyer and seller, the attorney review period commences. You typically have three days from receipt of the fully executed contract to have an attorney review the contract and disapprove of it. At this stage, either party can disapprove of the contract and render it null and void. If the contract is not disapproved within the attorney review period, you are bound by the contract as written. Therefore, it is important to contact an attorney immediately. An attorney will advise you of your rights and recommend certain modifications to the contract that may be appropriate. If there are certain changes to be made to the contract, the contract is disapproved and the modifications provided to the other side for consideration. After all modifications have been considered and agreed upon by both sides, the contract is binding.


2. Contract Provisions and Contingencies. With respect to the contract, there should be certain provisions and contingencies included within the contract for your protection. As a buyer, you should have home inspection clauses covering the: (a) structure; (b) electrical; (c) plumbing; (d) heating and cooling systems; (e) appliances; (f) wood destroying insects; (g) environmental contaminants (i.e. radon, lead paint, etc.); and (h) septic and well, if applicable. You should also have a mortgage contingency provision making the purchase contingent upon your obtaining a mortgage commitment with certain terms. There may be other clauses and contingencies that are advisable depending on the circumstances.


3. Home Inspections. You will usually order a home inspection and provide the results to the seller within ten days of the contract date. Depending on the home inspection clauses, you may have certain rights with respect to any inspection issues. Inspections should be commenced immediately after the contract is finalized. Your home inspector should be instructed to complete his report in a timely fashion and forward a copy of the report directly to your attorney. Home inspection issues will be discussed with the seller and, hopefully, resolved. Home inspections are not a tool to renegotiate the sales price but are designed to protect you if a house has significant defects.


4. Mortgage. You are usually required to apply for a mortgage immediately. It is important to review the mortgage contingency clause carefully. The clause may have certain specifications regarding the amount of the mortgage, type of mortgage, points, interest rate and terms. Make sure you apply for the correct type of mortgage. If you do not apply for the mortgage as recited in the contract, you may lose the benefit of this contingency. Also, be aware that some mortgage contingency clauses provide for a waiver of rights if you do not cancel the contract pursuant to the mortgage contingency clause by a certain date.


After you have obtained a mortgage commitment, review it carefully. Make sure the rate and terms are correct before you sign the commitment and return it to the lender. There may be certain conditions that must be satisfied prior to closing. Be sure to provide your attorney with a copy of your commitment and conditions. In addition, lenders have specific requirements that need to be met prior to closing a loan. Your attorney will usually obtain the requirements directly from the lender and ensure these requirements are fulfilled.


5. Title and Survey. A title search is usually ordered by your attorney after all inspections are resolved and you have received a mortgage commitment. Your attorney will review the title search to determine the chain of title and the status of the property (i.e., liens, mortgages, easements, taxes, etc.). The title company that performs the search will also provide title insurance to you which is required by the lender. This insurance protects your interest and your lender’s interest in the property. In many cases, there are title issues that need to be resolved prior to closing.


A survey is generally required by the title company and lender. The purpose of the survey is to ensure that you are purchasing the proper parcel and to determine if there are any encroachments, easements or zoning violations.


6. Closing. After the lender and title company requirements have been satisfied and appropriate financing procured, a closing date can be scheduled. The closing is customarily held at the office of the buyer’s attorney. A day or two prior to the closing date, figures will be provided to you by your attorney and reviewed with you. You will be advised of the amount and type of funds to bring to closing. You can anticipate paying certain closing costs in connection with the purchase (i.e., title company fees, bank fees, recording fees, homeowner’s insurance, survey, attorney fees, etc.). All transactions differ and the final closing figures will depend on many factors. Your lender should provide a good faith estimate of your closing costs.


The mortgage documents (i.e. mortgage, note, etc.) are executed so that you can obtain the mortgage funds to purchase the property. The lender provides the mortgage proceeds which are deposited into the attorney trust account of the buyer’s attorney. These funds, along with funds that you may directly provide, are used to pay off the seller’s mortgage, realtor’s commission and closing expenses. A net check is provided to the seller as the seller’s closing proceeds. The seller in turn provides possession of the property to the buyer by providing a deed, other related documents, and the keys to the home.


There are specific situations where a seller may be remaining on the premises for a short time after the closing or you may wish to move into the home prior to the closing. These arrangements raise certain issues and should be discussed with your attorney.


7. Post-Closing. After the closing, the buyer’s attorney forwards the mortgage pay off to the seller’s mortgage lender and records the deed and mortgage. The buyer’s attorney also forwards the necessary documents to the title company to obtain a title insurance policy and forwards the required documents to the lender. The buyer’s attorney will also pay certain expenses such as taxes, real estate commissions, etc. from the closing proceeds as set forth on the closing statement.


Purchasing a home may be the biggest investment of your life, and you should consult an attorney to protect your rights. The expense of an attorney is minimal in comparison to the amount of the purchase, costs of other vendors, bank charges and other amounts. The above is a general summary of the home buying process and is not a substitute for legal advice.


If you are purchasing new construction, a condominium, town house, home on a waterway, etc., there may be additional considerations. Each purchase differs and you should consult an attorney to be advised of your rights and responsibilities.

Subletting is usaully disallowed in almost all apartment rentals. She ended her lease so no longer has a claim on her apartment.

I am a landlord so i deal more with rentals then buying, but had to dabble a little helping when my family sold a home in an estate sale.
 
Every state is different, it's also different if a mortage is involved:

Before covid :
"It takes about 30-40 days after the signing of the initial contract to close on a home." This would be after the bid is accepted and both parties agree on it.

Now it's closer to 90 to 120 days.

The following is a short summary of the typical home purchase transaction to assist you in understanding the process from the contract through to the closing.


You have found a house that you are interested in purchasing and make a bid. A preprinted form of contract is usually prepared by a realtor incorporating the principal terms and is signed by you. An initial deposit is also provided with an additional deposit to be paid within about ten days of the contract date. The contract is then presented to the seller for consideration. The seller will sign the contract if the seller accepts your bid.


1. Attorney Review Period. After the contract is fully executed and a copy is provided to the buyer and seller, the attorney review period commences. You typically have three days from receipt of the fully executed contract to have an attorney review the contract and disapprove of it. At this stage, either party can disapprove of the contract and render it null and void. If the contract is not disapproved within the attorney review period, you are bound by the contract as written. Therefore, it is important to contact an attorney immediately. An attorney will advise you of your rights and recommend certain modifications to the contract that may be appropriate. If there are certain changes to be made to the contract, the contract is disapproved and the modifications provided to the other side for consideration. After all modifications have been considered and agreed upon by both sides, the contract is binding.


2. Contract Provisions and Contingencies. With respect to the contract, there should be certain provisions and contingencies included within the contract for your protection. As a buyer, you should have home inspection clauses covering the: (a) structure; (b) electrical; (c) plumbing; (d) heating and cooling systems; (e) appliances; (f) wood destroying insects; (g) environmental contaminants (i.e. radon, lead paint, etc.); and (h) septic and well, if applicable. You should also have a mortgage contingency provision making the purchase contingent upon your obtaining a mortgage commitment with certain terms. There may be other clauses and contingencies that are advisable depending on the circumstances.


3. Home Inspections. You will usually order a home inspection and provide the results to the seller within ten days of the contract date. Depending on the home inspection clauses, you may have certain rights with respect to any inspection issues. Inspections should be commenced immediately after the contract is finalized. Your home inspector should be instructed to complete his report in a timely fashion and forward a copy of the report directly to your attorney. Home inspection issues will be discussed with the seller and, hopefully, resolved. Home inspections are not a tool to renegotiate the sales price but are designed to protect you if a house has significant defects.


4. Mortgage. You are usually required to apply for a mortgage immediately. It is important to review the mortgage contingency clause carefully. The clause may have certain specifications regarding the amount of the mortgage, type of mortgage, points, interest rate and terms. Make sure you apply for the correct type of mortgage. If you do not apply for the mortgage as recited in the contract, you may lose the benefit of this contingency. Also, be aware that some mortgage contingency clauses provide for a waiver of rights if you do not cancel the contract pursuant to the mortgage contingency clause by a certain date.


After you have obtained a mortgage commitment, review it carefully. Make sure the rate and terms are correct before you sign the commitment and return it to the lender. There may be certain conditions that must be satisfied prior to closing. Be sure to provide your attorney with a copy of your commitment and conditions. In addition, lenders have specific requirements that need to be met prior to closing a loan. Your attorney will usually obtain the requirements directly from the lender and ensure these requirements are fulfilled.


5. Title and Survey. A title search is usually ordered by your attorney after all inspections are resolved and you have received a mortgage commitment. Your attorney will review the title search to determine the chain of title and the status of the property (i.e., liens, mortgages, easements, taxes, etc.). The title company that performs the search will also provide title insurance to you which is required by the lender. This insurance protects your interest and your lender’s interest in the property. In many cases, there are title issues that need to be resolved prior to closing.


A survey is generally required by the title company and lender. The purpose of the survey is to ensure that you are purchasing the proper parcel and to determine if there are any encroachments, easements or zoning violations.


6. Closing. After the lender and title company requirements have been satisfied and appropriate financing procured, a closing date can be scheduled. The closing is customarily held at the office of the buyer’s attorney. A day or two prior to the closing date, figures will be provided to you by your attorney and reviewed with you. You will be advised of the amount and type of funds to bring to closing. You can anticipate paying certain closing costs in connection with the purchase (i.e., title company fees, bank fees, recording fees, homeowner’s insurance, survey, attorney fees, etc.). All transactions differ and the final closing figures will depend on many factors. Your lender should provide a good faith estimate of your closing costs.


The mortgage documents (i.e. mortgage, note, etc.) are executed so that you can obtain the mortgage funds to purchase the property. The lender provides the mortgage proceeds which are deposited into the attorney trust account of the buyer’s attorney. These funds, along with funds that you may directly provide, are used to pay off the seller’s mortgage, realtor’s commission and closing expenses. A net check is provided to the seller as the seller’s closing proceeds. The seller in turn provides possession of the property to the buyer by providing a deed, other related documents, and the keys to the home.


There are specific situations where a seller may be remaining on the premises for a short time after the closing or you may wish to move into the home prior to the closing. These arrangements raise certain issues and should be discussed with your attorney.


7. Post-Closing. After the closing, the buyer’s attorney forwards the mortgage pay off to the seller’s mortgage lender and records the deed and mortgage. The buyer’s attorney also forwards the necessary documents to the title company to obtain a title insurance policy and forwards the required documents to the lender. The buyer’s attorney will also pay certain expenses such as taxes, real estate commissions, etc. from the closing proceeds as set forth on the closing statement.


Purchasing a home may be the biggest investment of your life, and you should consult an attorney to protect your rights. The expense of an attorney is minimal in comparison to the amount of the purchase, costs of other vendors, bank charges and other amounts. The above is a general summary of the home buying process and is not a substitute for legal advice.


If you are purchasing new construction, a condominium, town house, home on a waterway, etc., there may be additional considerations. Each purchase differs and you should consult an attorney to be advised of your rights and responsibilities.

Subletting is usaully disallowed in almost all apartment rentals. She ended her lease so no longer has a claim on her apartment.

I am a landlord so i deal more with rentals then buying, but had to dabble a little helping when my family sold a home in an estate sale.
Thank you for the info. It seems like it’s a lot different than around where I live. So I guess that means we will have Anna whining for a while longer. Sarcastic yay!
 
Every state is different, it's also different if a mortage is involved:

Before covid :
"It takes about 30-40 days after the signing of the initial contract to close on a home." This would be after the bid is accepted and both parties agree on it.

Now it's closer to 90 to 120 days.

The following is a short summary of the typical home purchase transaction to assist you in understanding the process from the contract through to the closing.


You have found a house that you are interested in purchasing and make a bid. A preprinted form of contract is usually prepared by a realtor incorporating the principal terms and is signed by you. An initial deposit is also provided with an additional deposit to be paid within about ten days of the contract date. The contract is then presented to the seller for consideration. The seller will sign the contract if the seller accepts your bid.


1. Attorney Review Period. After the contract is fully executed and a copy is provided to the buyer and seller, the attorney review period commences. You typically have three days from receipt of the fully executed contract to have an attorney review the contract and disapprove of it. At this stage, either party can disapprove of the contract and render it null and void. If the contract is not disapproved within the attorney review period, you are bound by the contract as written. Therefore, it is important to contact an attorney immediately. An attorney will advise you of your rights and recommend certain modifications to the contract that may be appropriate. If there are certain changes to be made to the contract, the contract is disapproved and the modifications provided to the other side for consideration. After all modifications have been considered and agreed upon by both sides, the contract is binding.


2. Contract Provisions and Contingencies. With respect to the contract, there should be certain provisions and contingencies included within the contract for your protection. As a buyer, you should have home inspection clauses covering the: (a) structure; (b) electrical; (c) plumbing; (d) heating and cooling systems; (e) appliances; (f) wood destroying insects; (g) environmental contaminants (i.e. radon, lead paint, etc.); and (h) septic and well, if applicable. You should also have a mortgage contingency provision making the purchase contingent upon your obtaining a mortgage commitment with certain terms. There may be other clauses and contingencies that are advisable depending on the circumstances.


3. Home Inspections. You will usually order a home inspection and provide the results to the seller within ten days of the contract date. Depending on the home inspection clauses, you may have certain rights with respect to any inspection issues. Inspections should be commenced immediately after the contract is finalized. Your home inspector should be instructed to complete his report in a timely fashion and forward a copy of the report directly to your attorney. Home inspection issues will be discussed with the seller and, hopefully, resolved. Home inspections are not a tool to renegotiate the sales price but are designed to protect you if a house has significant defects.


4. Mortgage. You are usually required to apply for a mortgage immediately. It is important to review the mortgage contingency clause carefully. The clause may have certain specifications regarding the amount of the mortgage, type of mortgage, points, interest rate and terms. Make sure you apply for the correct type of mortgage. If you do not apply for the mortgage as recited in the contract, you may lose the benefit of this contingency. Also, be aware that some mortgage contingency clauses provide for a waiver of rights if you do not cancel the contract pursuant to the mortgage contingency clause by a certain date.


After you have obtained a mortgage commitment, review it carefully. Make sure the rate and terms are correct before you sign the commitment and return it to the lender. There may be certain conditions that must be satisfied prior to closing. Be sure to provide your attorney with a copy of your commitment and conditions. In addition, lenders have specific requirements that need to be met prior to closing a loan. Your attorney will usually obtain the requirements directly from the lender and ensure these requirements are fulfilled.


5. Title and Survey. A title search is usually ordered by your attorney after all inspections are resolved and you have received a mortgage commitment. Your attorney will review the title search to determine the chain of title and the status of the property (i.e., liens, mortgages, easements, taxes, etc.). The title company that performs the search will also provide title insurance to you which is required by the lender. This insurance protects your interest and your lender’s interest in the property. In many cases, there are title issues that need to be resolved prior to closing.


A survey is generally required by the title company and lender. The purpose of the survey is to ensure that you are purchasing the proper parcel and to determine if there are any encroachments, easements or zoning violations.


6. Closing. After the lender and title company requirements have been satisfied and appropriate financing procured, a closing date can be scheduled. The closing is customarily held at the office of the buyer’s attorney. A day or two prior to the closing date, figures will be provided to you by your attorney and reviewed with you. You will be advised of the amount and type of funds to bring to closing. You can anticipate paying certain closing costs in connection with the purchase (i.e., title company fees, bank fees, recording fees, homeowner’s insurance, survey, attorney fees, etc.). All transactions differ and the final closing figures will depend on many factors. Your lender should provide a good faith estimate of your closing costs.


The mortgage documents (i.e. mortgage, note, etc.) are executed so that you can obtain the mortgage funds to purchase the property. The lender provides the mortgage proceeds which are deposited into the attorney trust account of the buyer’s attorney. These funds, along with funds that you may directly provide, are used to pay off the seller’s mortgage, realtor’s commission and closing expenses. A net check is provided to the seller as the seller’s closing proceeds. The seller in turn provides possession of the property to the buyer by providing a deed, other related documents, and the keys to the home.


There are specific situations where a seller may be remaining on the premises for a short time after the closing or you may wish to move into the home prior to the closing. These arrangements raise certain issues and should be discussed with your attorney.


7. Post-Closing. After the closing, the buyer’s attorney forwards the mortgage pay off to the seller’s mortgage lender and records the deed and mortgage. The buyer’s attorney also forwards the necessary documents to the title company to obtain a title insurance policy and forwards the required documents to the lender. The buyer’s attorney will also pay certain expenses such as taxes, real estate commissions, etc. from the closing proceeds as set forth on the closing statement.


Purchasing a home may be the biggest investment of your life, and you should consult an attorney to protect your rights. The expense of an attorney is minimal in comparison to the amount of the purchase, costs of other vendors, bank charges and other amounts. The above is a general summary of the home buying process and is not a substitute for legal advice.


If you are purchasing new construction, a condominium, town house, home on a waterway, etc., there may be additional considerations. Each purchase differs and you should consult an attorney to be advised of your rights and responsibilities.

Subletting is usaully disallowed in almost all apartment rentals. She ended her lease so no longer has a claim on her apartment.

I am a landlord so i deal more with rentals then buying, but had to dabble a little helping when my family sold a home in an estate sale.

bit of powerleveling
In my state, it took about 2 months to purchase my home. That was with a pretty smooth process start to finish.. The sellers were broke and very motivated. The biggest hurdle, which wasn't even that bad, was obtaining homeowners insurance because the property had both an "attractive nuisance" (pool) and wood stove.

Everything she had revealed about her home buying process seems sketchy. There's so many details she's omitting and at this point it's a "I'll believe it when I see it".

If she really is buying a home she'd be better off buying a condo. Can you picture her gigantic ass on a lawn mower, attempting to use a weed whacker, or trimming hedges? Owning a home, even a new build, is expensive and time consuming and involves a lot of things Anna hates doing. An HOA isn't going to be chill about her letting her dog shit wherever it wants and leaving it there.
 
bit of powerleveling
In my state, it took about 2 months to purchase my home. That was with a pretty smooth process start to finish.. The sellers were broke and very motivated. The biggest hurdle, which wasn't even that bad, was obtaining homeowners insurance because the property had both an "attractive nuisance" (pool) and wood stove.

Everything she had revealed about her home buying process seems sketchy. There's so many details she's omitting and at this point it's a "I'll believe it when I see it".

If she really is buying a home she'd be better off buying a condo. Can you picture her gigantic ass on a lawn mower, attempting to use a weed whacker, or trimming hedges? Owning a home, even a new build, is expensive and time consuming and involves a lot of things Anna hates doing. An HOA isn't going to be chill about her letting her dog shit wherever it wants and leaving it there.
I believe her that it’s moving fast because the market in big cities is moving fast and both parties are showing up ready to go. Have a friend selling here in NYC and it has been hurry up and wait. He showed up with cashier checks and a lender secured and signed, the owner had all inspections completed and was moving out of the house as they were signing. The part that has taken the longest is anything NYS is responsible for paper work wise. He’s in a limbo of technically owning two places for the next two weeks because one deal is moving faster than the other.

I’m mostly curious to see what she managed to scoop up in this market and why her management totally dropped the ball. Instead of splotchy faced random rambling she could’ve been doing collabs and sponsored content that make sense, life milestones usually equal bank for influencers it gives them a chance to work with unsexy brands with big pockets like financial services, insurance and home appliances etc...
 
Could the umbrella insurance be for subletting her apartment? Another thought was that daddy is old school and it’s something that used to be common and maybe he’s making her take it out?
I don't think so.

Umbrella insurance (also known as Excess Liability), is used to raise the total aggregate insurance on a build - at least in construction. So if your General Liability has an aggregate coverage of $2 million (which means max payout amount is $2 mil), and you have an umbrella policy worth $3 million, your total project insurance aggregate is now $5 million. So if anything goes amiss, your extra insurance kicks in and raises your general liability total.

So if she needs umbrella insurance, something must be making the bank nervous about the general liability policy she agreed to take out, and they've stipulated that she must raise the aggregate coverage with an umbrella policy.
 
So if she needs umbrella insurance, something must be making the bank nervous about the general liability policy she agreed to take out, and they've stipulated that she must raise the aggregate coverage with an umbrella policy.
Do you have examples of what types of things could set a bank off to do this? Curious since I'd never heard of this type of insurance until now.
 
Do you have examples of what types of things could set a bank off to do this? Curious since I'd never heard of this type of insurance until now.
Probably they've forecast all possible scenarios that could go wrong with the house, and want the total liability raised to match the potential risks. Buying excess insurance isn't as expensive as buying more general liability insurance, so mandating excess (umbrella) insurance is a less expensive way of raising the total coverage amount.

My guess is that the bank has forecast the property to need multiple repairs in the near future, and are demanding that she raise the homeowners insurance aggregate with the umbrella policy in order to even consider her request for a loan on this specific place.

If Anna were smart, she would keep looking for something smaller or father away that's in better repair. We know she isn't capable of handling even small repairs, let alone taking on something like a new roof or septic system. And from the sound of it, at this property she will be mired in more construction noise sooner rather than later.
 
The bank realized that the homeowner was going to be a 500lb, perma-drunk toddler and realized some shit was gonna go down in that abode.
Sewer system clogged. Toilets smashed. Floor joists split. Wood trim chipped and crushed on every door at hip level. General disrepair and zero upkeep. Lawn is now a forest, and tree roots have gotten into all the plumbing. Roof leaks and sags, siding was old and building envelope leaked and now there's pervasive dry rot that needs immediate repairs. Water intrusion got so bad that the electrical system will need replacing as well.

And since the 500+ pound toddler won't sober up long enough to listen to any of this, the bank loses all of its investment once she decides this whole house thing is too hard and packs up to move into a hotel and then another apartment, completely abandoning the home.

This is why umbrella policy.
 
Oddly enough shes shown no pics of it or anything. She broadcsts everything in her life but never did any pics/vids about the homes.

Not sure if its similar in texas but her closing around is strange. Where I am its a 3 to 4 month turn around due to delays.
(tiny PL here) I live in a housing market that is probably even hotter than Austin, and usually closing after an offer is accepted is around 20 days. The time from when houses go to market and they take offers is usually less than a week. It may be the same or even faster in TX since they prob have fewer regulations.
 
30 days is the norm on offer to closing time in my area, with many selling agents putting a deadline on offers as soon as 48 hours after a property hits the market. I know more than a few people who are making offers on properties sight unseen before they even go active.

I haven’t followed Anna’s house buying adventures that closely, but thought it was possible that she made an all-cash offer, which would make the closing process much faster. (But, it’s just as likely that she just has no clue about anything and is talking out of her ass....because, Anna.)
 
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