The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[MoeChotto]

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They're right. The defense hasn't even started proving reasonable doubt. The prosecution's been doing it all for him.

Next up is a forensics expert? Let's see how fast Nelson throws out a subpoena for her to come back on his side next week.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

Twitter covering their ears whenever the defense tries to scrutinize lol.

Why even bother watching the trial if you've made up your mind to the point of not even listening to the evidence?

 

[Denmark Mafia]

The Sun turning off chat is a crime against humanity, it was a thing of beauty.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

The chiron on HLN now says that he believes Floyd said, "I ain't do no drugs."

Which is obviously a complete lie on Floyd's part, and only demonstrates that Floyd was full of shit.

It also doesn’t really help the prosecution prove negligence. If we take for granted that Floyd said he ate all the drugs, then Chauvin could have been responsible for administering treatment for an OD. If he said the opposite, well...

 

[CatboyCumDump]

For the life of me, I can't make out any coherent sentence from that.

I think the audio here is really bad compared to other times they have played this particular clip. Previous times I have heard the audio they are referencing it is much clearer, though it is still not totally clear. Not sure what the issue is with this particular playback.

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...what witnesses is this user referencing? His final statement is very confusing. The entire post is stupid.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

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So close to grasping the concept, yet so far. If reddit did actual gymnastics like they do mental ones, redditors would be some of the fittest people on the planet and be dominating the Olympics.

 

[Probably An Autist]

The Sun turning off chat is a crime against humanity, it was a thing of beauty.

i have it on good authority that The Sun mods were sneeding

 

[Evil Enchilada]

Another one:
>I ain't do no drugs (+Derek assumes he is telling the truth)
Floyd completely passes up the opportunity for Chauvin to cut him some slack = chauvin is still technically doing his routine method of restraint = chauvin is not culpable in the death

 

[Cubanodun]

Twitter covering their ears whenever the defense tries to scrutinize lol.

He must be preparing his next grift after he was caught scamming a PAC

 

[7he47r0n]

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They can't even write a few simple sentences without making several mistakes. Go back to school, Mr. Protomolecular, instead of acting as a legal expert.

 

[Garth]

Give this chick a mustache and no one would even know she is a woman
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Huh

 

[Probably An Autist]

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Huh

what a good looking, upstanding young man.

also wow

 

[Blasterisk]

Give this chick a mustache and no one would even know she is a woman
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look its ian mcollum from frogotton weapon

 

[teriyakiburns]

Thanks, this is the only legal blog I can find which admits this prosecution is going nowhere, and is by an actual lawyer.

So close to grasping the concept, yet so far. If reddit did actual gymnastics like they do mental ones, redditors would be some of the fittest people on the planet and be dominating the Olympics.

The fact that Reddit is that it is collectively famous for believing, without question, that a guy had two gigantic dicks is more than enough to demonstrate that the average reddit user shouldn't be trusted to choose his own underpants, let alone make complex, life-changing decisions about the world.

 

[7he47r0n]

I don't understand what the prosecutor is going for here, comparing photos of the street outside of the event.

 

[General Disarray]

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Another one:
>I ain't do no drugs (+Derek assumes he is telling the truth)
Floyd completely passes up the opportunity for Chauvin to cut him some slack = chauvin is still technically doing his routine method of restraint = chauvin is not culpable in the death

I mean, saying "I ain't did no drugs" is like a kid saying, unprovoked, when being yelled at for something entirely unrelated, "I ain't took no cookie from dat cookie jar!"
It's basically just saying the opposite.

 

[Retard#7822]

Twitter covering their ears whenever the defense tries to scrutinize lol.

As opposed to what? Looking at something objectively with the intent to find the truth?

 

[artilleryfroth]

If it comes down to cause of death, we know for certain that the death wasn't caused by suffocation or any of the actions done by Derek Chauvin.

The prosecution’s only hope is to say Chauvin should have given him CPR earlier.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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>GUYS THE PROSECUTION HASN'T EVEN FINISHED MAKING THERE CASE IT'LL BE A BREEZE
>btw please ignore that the defense has even brought a witness yet

These people must lack frontal cortexes or some shit.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Spoiler: mrsgoodman

@AnOminous
What a nice lady.