Twitch: "Our Plan for Addressing Severe Off-Service Misconduct"

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GooglePuppet said:
He appears to be a centrist libertarian, if I were to take a guess.

"If I have to fucking hear the words 'democratic stronghold' one more time, I'm gonna eat a glass bottle."

"If I hear the words 'You know, we're still counting. The count's coming in. You see these, these are all real people. These are people. You know, we're not saying that they're not people, but we're still counting, and this could change. It absolutely could change, but the president is obviously seeing some uh, uh, some trouble here, but we're still counting. We're counting.'"

"8 minute news cycle. 8 minute news cycle. See you in 8 minutes for the 8 minute news cycle. We're still counting. Let's take a look at this counting."

"'Nevada is ready for the election! But we're only going to be counting votes between 4am & 11am, and then we're shutting the fucking lights off and everyone goes home for three days."

Nothing crazy, but no other streamer would even dare say something like that, because they wouldn't want to say anything that could be twisted into election rigging rhetoric. Jerma just didn't give a fuck. Now, I understand that JSchlatt is a republican Trump supporter, possibly the only one on all of Twitch to get big, but he would never suggest shit like this on stream afaik.
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Not to derail the thread any harder but do you have the video/stream he said these on? Now I'm really curious.
 
Null said:
TL;DR: If you livestream on Twitch, Jeff Bezos is paying a 3rd party private investigation firm to spy on every fucking thing you do. They've also opened a tipline at <osit@twitch.tv> to narc on your favorite Twitch streamers.



Genuinely wondering if there's some way I can make it unlawful for Twitch or "third-party investigation firms" in association with Twitch to use the site.
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If there is you should look into it. The shit storm it would cause would be monstrously funny.
 
People on other sites are still shocked as if twitch didn’t ban someone for purely saying they believe in biological sex like 2/3 years ago even though she prefaced that with the million disclaimers troons demand when talking on topics not even to do with them (trooning has zero implication on everyone else’s sex, actually). They’ve always been ahead of the curve on the brave new world shit.
 
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I've followed up on alot of Mixer's former top tier streamers and most of them have failed, one of them is doing Doordash and another lost everything. Many others now have figured out they were unwittingly part of some money laundering scheme.
For all we know, Mixer is how Bill Gates paid for that final polish on Coronavirus.

Twitch fucks are even more worthless so I hope Goodwill's retard rehabilitation department has enough openings to give them all tardwork. You know, like putting spindles in boxes or answering the phones at Comcast.
 
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I think all that "accelerate!!!" blackpill shit is really, really gay, but I really hope that Twitch "ACCELERATEEEE!!!"s itself into bankruptcy and irrelevancy. What an absolutely dogshit website with an absolutely dogshit "influencer" culture.

Money getting involved with internet culture turned everything to shit since everyone wants to be as sanitary and PG-13 clean as possible (except for the titty streamers that Twitch's western virgin chigyu mods fap to on the clock).
 
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I've followed up on alot of Mixer's former top tier streamers and most of them have failed, one of them is doing Doordash and another lost everything. Many others now have figured out they were unwittingly part of some money laundering scheme.
For all we know, Mixer is how Bill Gates paid for that final polish on Coronavirus.

Twitch fucks are even more worthless so I hope Goodwill's retard rehabilitation department has enough openings to give them all tardwork. You know, like putting spindles in boxes or answering the phones at Comcast.
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Awww man, that's sad. Any articles on that?

I hope I'm not repeating myself too much, but whenever someone asks about Twitch or Youtube alternatives, I always say that the fact that Microsoft has already pulled out of the market entirely, even as a loss leader for the XBox, tells me that there's NO future in the service unless you are one of the big two.
 
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No screenshot of the time Missbehavin showed her spread open pussy for almost a minute straight and only got a 3 day ban.

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Twitch is so fucking inconsistent with their bans its insane. Blatantly flashing vag and asshole is a 3 day ban. Forsen got bamboozled with an image that was actually a gif that showed 1 frame of horse dick at the end and he had to eat a permanent suspension for it. Pokimane showed her entire tit and only got a warning.

I don't expect this new private eye thing to be anything more than just picking off smaller people who said a slur on Twitter 9 years ago. The fact that companies are now just being blatant about how they're spying on you, on their site, and everywhere else.

Just another win for YouTube streaming in my book. If only I could gift Memberships.
 
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