DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

DSP playing like a literal CoD multiplayer bot and looking fat as fuck here in the neck area. Peak DSP. (not really peak obv)

He actually bitches that its basically not COD since it doesnt have UAV's, drones (getaway artist armor piece actually does exactly what phil talks about), or wallrunning like Titanfall 2.


This was 4 years ago... He really is a Slowly Regressing Manchild.

Yea, I'm actually happy Tevin stopped restreaming, I don't watch any restreamers lately, and can barely be fucked to watch a tractor clip or two. I much prefer the "company" of people on these threads, and as a bonus, I rarely have to see the pudgy man, let alone hear his dumbass.

On the point of appearance of detractors vs. PPB, I think its pointless to care about, people don't have to look at themselves unless they consciously want to... most of the time, it's everyone else's problem, and PPB is known to have that mentality.

It beats having to compete for some stranger fuckwad to randomly half ass read your comment in a flood of emoji spamming viewbots and retards claiming they feel a personal relationship with someone theyve never met and never will IRL alongside the occasional ban happy mod or streamer themselves as even this thread has documented.

I find the detractor vs ppb meme to be hilarious as hes so paranoid about them for no real reason and still finds a way to be petty about donations and pulling in thousands a month while doing nothing.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Right, the autistic Birthday Bonanza is over and 39 year old Phil is doing some care in the community work taking his wife to a pet store on his day off.

Sweepstakes are now open for ‘Which poor creature gets dragged into the Pigpen next, and how long before it dies of neglect?’

Bonus points for guessing Phil’s justification for going:

1) Kat May die of loneliness if they don’t get another pet.

2) They just went for fun because Kat loves animals (I assume in a similar way to how Lenny from Of Mice and Men loves rabbits).

3) Jasper escaped / died of boredom and he needs to replace him before Kat gets suspicious.

4) None of your fucking business you mentally ill detractor scumbag.

5) Jasper needs cat food but its a break from the normal grocery run and therefore the only source of excitement in Phil's routine based life.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I've been around DPSLand for a while and this is why I pretty much stopped watching detractor videos and the people who document DSP's every single move, every single day for years. They always end up being some slob themselves or autistic.

Fred Fuchs: Paranoid autist.

TXT: 45 year old autistic man.

DrgnKiller: Autist.

James The Lesser: Slob.

And the list goes on. I get it, people are bored and DSP is an easy person to laugh at but when you get to the point of getting upset about his existence and talking on 4 hour podcast about the guy... enough is enough.

Not to bash the current guys who restream Phil nowadays, I don't know much about them other than LyteSydeBill is unlistenable when he's drunk and Ant guy plays anime crap but their content is just not for me anymore.

I am also a guy that thinks paying someone to watch them play a video game is the most retarded shit in the world, but people love doing it. So take my opinion with a grain of salt.

Best channel combo is Snort Burnell and GTG. Snort is great for the visuals and highlights. Also, you can listen to GTG while you work out.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Best channel combo is Snort Burnell and GTG. Snort is great for the visuals and highlights. Also, you can listen to GTG while you work out.

I used to like GTG videos, but I think he developed a real hatred for Dsp and that has been showing it a lot lately.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Big ups to Tevin for becoming DoxsydePhil's biggest fear.

"There's this, sick motherfucker on the internet called Tevin. It's..... Tevin's fault, um"

How fucking ironic and the ultimate karma for phil to suffer than to have his scapegoat to blame for his problems and who he got banned off the platform ("it wasn't me, dood!") only to have them be unbanned and partnered afterward. Now you can't even name the guy in fear he'll complain about you being toxic. Good fucking job, DSP. You made your life that much worse by now having to fear the black man you chewed your nails over and slandered countlessly come back stronger than you.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

I used to like GTG videos, but I think he developed a real hatred for Dsp and that has been showing it a lot lately.

He's the same guy who said that he would call the FBI and the police for "Child Endangerment" on Phil if Phil ever had a child

 

[marlintan]

He's the same guy who said that he would call the FBI and the police for "Child Endangerment" on Phil if Phil ever had a child

Much like PPB, tips help the most to the FBI?

 

[Fill Bern El]

He's the same guy who said that he would call the FBI and the police for "Child Endangerment" on Phil if Phil ever had a child

okay that's awful but ngl it's kind of hilarious

always my first thought of phil having a kid is when phil decided to pick up bread that fell on the floor in a cooking with the king and put it back on his plate

like that right there is some real deranged shit

 

[Paladin Derich]

He's the same guy who said that he would call the FBI and the police for "Child Endangerment" on Phil if Phil ever had a child

Totally understandable. I've said this before, but I doubt phil will ever have children. He can't get it up and a zoomer in the snortfort would be phil's worst nightmare. The kid will come straight here once he/she got sick of dad's shit. The kid would most likely print out detractor memes and tape them to the refrigerator before leaving for school, lol.

 

[grump]

This is something I find funny about DSP, Twitch pulls these "we care" "we're doing a thing for <insert hashtag or pandering thing to make it look like we care here>" "blah blah blah toxicity blah blah blah cuck, simp virign" and then there's DSP who's a partner that has a situation that he will be in or has been in that pretty much just like if you replace John Cena's face with DSP's in the "Are you sure about that" meme.

It's probably the only entertaining thing about DSP.

This age is like those stories about stereotypical hypocritical christians come to life on a global scale. Beneath a thin veneer of moral righteousness people are more deranged and backbiting and mentally ill than ever. Its beyond even Amazon being incompetent and simply not noticing. Phil has done everything he can short of being arrested to foment toxicity and violating every tenet they claim to uphold and they intentionally leave him in place . And lets not get started about all the other thots on that site. Its like they revel in rubbing the hypocrisy in our faces.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Big ups to Tevin for becoming DoxsydePhil's biggest fear.

"There's this, sick motherfucker on the internet called Tevin. It's..... Tevin's fault, um"

How fucking ironic and the ultimate karma for phil to suffer than to have his scapegoat to blame for his problems and who he got banned off the platform ("it wasn't me, dood!") only to have them be unbanned and partnered afterward. Now you can't even name the guy in fear he'll complain about you being toxic. Good fucking job, DSP. You made your life that much worse by now having to fear the black man you chewed your nails over and slandered countlessly come back stronger than you.

Tevin learned the powers of the Dark side that Phil was too much of a pussy to even attempt to learn.

Much like PPB, tips help the most to the FBI?

So thats how he's going to blackmail his audience?

 

[Iron Hamster]

but I doubt phil will ever have children.

He will never have a child. That would require
1) having sex with a female (I guess he could adopt but that cost money)
2) children cost money
3) and the biggest sin of all - it would take attention away from him.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Big ups to Tevin for becoming DoxsydePhil's biggest fear.

"There's this, sick motherfucker on the internet called Tevin. It's..... Tevin's fault, um"

How fucking ironic and the ultimate karma for phil to suffer than to have his scapegoat to blame for his problems and who he got banned off the platform ("it wasn't me, dood!") only to have them be unbanned and partnered afterward. Now you can't even name the guy in fear he'll complain about you being toxic. Good fucking job, DSP. You made your life that much worse by now having to fear the black man you chewed your nails over and slandered countlessly come back stronger than you.

Given all the content on YouTube of Tevin against DSP, the black fella is way more at risk of getting shit canned from Twitch. Could easily be reported as offsite harassment. Just because it's in the past doesn't make it less valid. Everything that's happened is in the past. Not sure on the statute of limitations for calling someone a faggot? That's one for Reekeetaa.

Let's be honest; if it wasn't for DSP Tevin would be another nobody streamer without enough views to make affiliate. It's only the hatred of DSP that got him followers and they stay watching out of white fragility (I read a book!). Limited audience here, but did anyone find Tevin from searching YouTube or the Twitch directory for...?... "mediocre game play with mouse sensitivity so high it's horrible to watch hosted by a blown".

(that's a black clown if you need help with pronunciation - I just looked at his recent Twitch streams and I'd put that in the children's entertainer/possible queer category)

 

[Draventren]

3) and the biggest sin of all - it would take attention away from him.

I like to imagine his parents sending stuff out for their grandkid, and Phil's reaction to it when he's not the primary little baby anymore. He'd 100% get jealous that the money spent on the kid wasn't going to him to spend on his necessary bills.

Shit, do you think he gets that way when they send things out for Jasper or Kat like he claims they do?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Just because it's in the past doesn't make it less valid.

Yeah, tell that to Phil.
"I was just a little kid 10 years ago man!" -39 year old

 

[DukeMorty]

Given all the content on YouTube of Tevin against DSP, the black fella is way more at risk of getting shit canned from Twitch. Could easily be reported as offsite harassment. Just because it's in the past doesn't make it less valid. Everything that's happened is in the past. Not sure on the statute of limitations for calling someone a faggot? That's one for Reekeetaa.

Let's be honest; if it wasn't for DSP Tevin would be another nobody streamer without enough views to make affiliate. It's only the hatred of DSP that got him followers and they stay watching out of white fragility (I read a book!). Limited audience here, but did anyone find Tevin from searching YouTube or the Twitch directory for...?... "mediocre game play with mouse sensitivity so high it's horrible to watch hosted by a blown".

(that's a black clown if you need help with pronunciation - I just looked at his recent Twitch streams and I'd put that in the children's entertainer/possible queer category)

So Tevin got famous for dsp videos and dsp got famous for playing games and being shit at it. Everyone starts somewhere off of someone elses work. That being said I dont think tevin wants to be Mr. PRO GAMER like Dave wants to be. Tevin knows he shit is clowny and cringey at times, but the difference is that he embraces that shit. Not like Dave who doesnt like being a clown but does clown shit aka the birthday week and then cries if you make fun of him. That being said if Dave didnt get ban for his racist and insulting shit from pre twitch then i doubt they care if tevin in the past, off their platform, said Dave is a faggot.

People like tevin because he tries weird games, interacts with his audience, does coop with other streamers, has a odd ball gay gimmick theme going, and does other things besides gaming at times. He aint perfect but i rather watch a tevin stream than dsp who just cries about a game and plays up being a miserable fuck stain.

I just think most detractors now are meh and the only fucks i would watch a restream from are lsb and tevin.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

DSP is talking about how him and Kat were watching a person playing Dark Souls for the first time, and the person they were watching read YT comments to make their build easier. Their loadout apparently made them incredibly overpowered and the rest of their playthrough was boring.

This bitch literally cheesed DS1 by getting the drake sword, shut the fuck up.

Let's not forget he got lucky at getting the Black Knight halberd on one of those many redemption playthroughs insanely early (and that weapon is a fuckin' beast) by the way. Let's not forget him using OP faith pre nerf in DS2, then proceeded to use the twin sword (surprise, that's insanely good too) after he couldn't cheese the game's dlc by being a pussy magic user.

His lack of self-awareness is astounding. This dude got his hand held on his 3rd playthrough of DS1 where he wanted spoon feeding on all the OP magic shit.

I'm guessin he is trying downplay this random youtubers gameplay because he is a bit jealous that his wife would rather watch anyone but him.

 

[Hentai-4-Senpai]

He was blatantly following a guide on his first playthrough, and that "redemption run" bs he does with souls games always has him being completely carried by chat too. Last time I remember him overcoming any challenge was that Re2 playthrough where the idiot decided he'd enjoy playing on hard.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Given all the content on YouTube of Tevin against DSP, the black fella is way more at risk of getting shit canned from Twitch. Could easily be reported as offsite harassment. Just because it's in the past doesn't make it less valid. Everything that's happened is in the past. Not sure on the statute of limitations for calling someone a faggot? That's one for Reekeetaa.

Let's be honest; if it wasn't for DSP Tevin would be another nobody streamer without enough views to make affiliate. It's only the hatred of DSP that got him followers and they stay watching out of white fragility (I read a book!). Limited audience here, but did anyone find Tevin from searching YouTube or the Twitch directory for...?... "mediocre game play with mouse sensitivity so high it's horrible to watch hosted by a blown".

(that's a black clown if you need help with pronunciation - I just looked at his recent Twitch streams and I'd put that in the children's entertainer/possible queer category)

What the fuck is your issue with black people? You jump at any chance to mention somebody being black, it's like you hate them just as much as DSP does.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Given all the content on YouTube of Tevin against DSP, the black fella is way more at risk of getting shit canned from Twitch. Could easily be reported as offsite harassment. Just because it's in the past doesn't make it less valid. Everything that's happened is in the past. Not sure on the statute of limitations for calling someone a faggot? That's one for Reekeetaa.

Let's be honest; if it wasn't for DSP Tevin would be another nobody streamer without enough views to make affiliate. It's only the hatred of DSP that got him followers and they stay watching out of white fragility (I read a book!). Limited audience here, but did anyone find Tevin from searching YouTube or the Twitch directory for...?... "mediocre game play with mouse sensitivity so high it's horrible to watch hosted by a blown".

(that's a black clown if you need help with pronunciation - I just looked at his recent Twitch streams and I'd put that in the children's entertainer/possible queer category)

lol what the fuck is wrong with you?