Twitch: "Our Plan for Addressing Severe Off-Service Misconduct"

The best part about all of this is that trolls are going to spam all the stupid shit super popular twitch streamers used to say on twitter or old YouTube videos. It won't likely do anything, but it'll be funny because it will continue to prove just how biased their system is, as if we needed anymore confirmation twitch staff are coomers.

Maybe we'll get some true gold from a snitch in a private discord where the streamer says some really heinous shit or something.
 
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So, Amazon, which owns and maintains the hardware that runs a plurality of the internet, is commissioning "off-service investigations" of its users.

They say these investigations will occur through "a third-party investigations law firm," which understandably leads to Null's interpretation of this as "paying a 3rd party private investigation firm" to spy on people. But that's actually an extremely charitable interpretation of this press release, given Amazon's AWS business.

It's less scary if Amazon isn't conducting the investigations themselves. But do we think Amazon won't at least aid the "3rd party investigator" by providing nonpublic data from its AWS business? Or even, for fuck's sake, Amazon.com?

"Yep, we got him. Look, right here, he posted a negative review of White Fragility, and here, we see he bought a MAGA hat."
 
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malt ipecac said:
So, Amazon, which owns and maintains the hardware that runs a plurality of the internet, is commissioning "off-service investigations" of its users.

They say these investigations will occur through "a third-party investigations law firm," which understandably leads to Null's interpretation of this as "paying a 3rd party private investigation firm" to spy on people. But that's actually an extremely charitable interpretation of this press release, given Amazon's AWS business.

It's less scary if Amazon isn't conducting the investigations themselves. But do we think Amazon won't at least aid the "3rd party investigator" by providing nonpublic data from its AWS business? Or even, for fuck's sake, Amazon.com?

"Yep, we got him. Look, right here, he posted a negative review of White Fragility, and here, we see he bought a MAGA hat."
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Let's not forget that the Washington Post (also owned by Bezos) could publish a hit piece to help Amazon and/or Twitch get rid of certain users.

Haramburger said:
There is a desperate corporate need for niggers and south americans to play Dead By Daylight. You will watch, you will follow, you will tip the bittys, and you will sub bigot.

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In the last 2 years of its existence, Microsoft's Mixer had the same type of agenda. The streamers who would get promoted to the main page were always black or latino.
 
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Bezos is testing his ability on owning a Monopoly and doing whatever the fuck he wants.

Gotta love the white magic ball man.
 
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Carlos Weston Chantor said:
Watching other people play video games seems autistic, and if I'd like to look at a prostitute I'd go and pay one in real life. It's obvious though that "addressing off-service misconduct" will become the standard for all industries (including banks, phone companies, payment providers etc.) in the very near future
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I don't see myself ever playing games like Life is Strange or Fire watch. However thanks to Jersh, I now can watch him insult it and play it
You're missing out on something good because you're autistic.
 
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I wonder how long its gonna take for "wrong think" twitch streamers suddenly having thousands of evidence to suddenly and magically appear, and boot em off every platform, while troon and huge titty streamers, who HAVE said some really fucking nasty shit, get off scott free
 
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Null said:
TL;DR: If you livestream on Twitch, Jeff Bezos is paying a 3rd party private investigation firm to spy on every fucking thing you do. They've also opened a tipline at <osit@twitch.tv> to narc on your favorite Twitch streamers.



Genuinely wondering if there's some way I can make it unlawful for Twitch or "third-party investigation firms" in association with Twitch to use the site.
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I felt like Twitch was gonna do this ever since the riots in May and June 2020, their service is so fucking abysmal and sloppy.
 
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Quantum Diabetes said:
Fag by Gaylight is the worst goddamn annoying game I've ever seen.
"ahhh!" **squishy doo doo sounds** "screeeeee" *more wet cum splattering sounds**. If you're seeing it for the first time, all it looks like is the streamer losing over and over, badly.
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I would say that describes the horror genre of movies it is referencing just as well. I think that's part of the appeal, as a game & genre it doesn't pretend to be high art, it's pure schlock and there's a market for it.

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It's not economically viable for a site to exist where anyone can stream on it for "free".
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It seems to be when you consider a significant subset of the viewers give the service real money in exchange for fake money to "gift" or "tip" to streamers, who get a fraction of the original exchange's value. And there's ads on top of that, along with selling user data on top of that. All the while, the bulk of the site work is done by volunteers that the individual streamers have to recruit themselves.
 
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Blood Bath & Beyond said:
Maybe it's just me, but I think there is a huge difference between stalking someone and what we do here at KF reporting on the batshit insane degeneracy that troons (and CiS sCuM) publicly share for all the world to see. So very not sorry for participating in the documentation of paedophiles, sex pests, animal abusers and ultimate cringe. It's literally to the benefit of humankind, whether degenerates like yourself acknowledge it or not.
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Nah it's just speds laughing at speds. Only difference is that we don't report. We aren't Red Cross.

Edit: I am an evil double poster
 
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