The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[the fall of man]

I feel bad for the jury. He keeps looking at them whenever he gives an answer. You know damn well a few women jurors are feeling uncomfortable as fuck right now.

The lawyers coach you to do this to seem reliable. They have sabotaged themselves.

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

oh no no no smockbros

 

[Pimpleking55]

You cant talk with air hunger, let alone form sentences.

 

[Ari Gold]

With regards to Mr. Floyd's tolerance:

"I ate too many drugs."

Edit: this nigga also a lisp that comes out occasionally which makes it sounds like he is whistling

 

[Big Floyd]

>what was Mr. Floyd saying while on the ground

ahem.... I CAN'T B-

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Come on dude
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Dude prolly sounds like the Dad from The Emoji Movie

 

[AnOminous]

oh no no no smockbros
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Guess he ran out of patients. Because they CAN'T BREATHE.

 

[SITHRAK!]

rioting under democrats doesn't look bad to democrat voters because democrat voters are the ones who riot in the first place, or cheer on the riots.

Until the rioting and looting hits their areas, like that husband and wife lawyer team who exemplify the saying that ‘a Democrat is just a Republican who’s never been mugged’.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

 

[Wingnut]

This whole trial is an Ace Attorney game. I'm 100% convinced after the Jewess pulled a Miles Edgeworth

The only thing we're missing at this point is an animal witness, and the defense pulling a win out of their ass. We're right on track though with the deck being stacked so heavily against the defense, but the difference here is that all the evidence and testimony so far has been in the defense's favor rather than the prosecution's.

Nelson hasn't had to use ridiculous anime game logic to make the prosecutors look like fools, they've been doing a fine job themselves.

 

[PrinceofAllCucks]

God the way he speaks makes me think of those TV Psychics from the 80's and 90's trying to read your mind. Just the sleeze behind every word makes my fucking skin crawl.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

So, wow my actual expertise

Percocet and friends target the mu receptor. Fentanyl is broad band. The guy isn’t wrong strictly speaking but still wrong enough for me to reeeee at

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

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[Hackallier]

The only thing we're missing at this point is an animal witness, and the defense pulling a win out of their ass. We're right on track though with the deck being stacked so heavily against the defense, but the difference here is that all the evidence and testimony so far has been in the defense's favor rather than the prosecution's.

Nelson hasn't had to use ridiculous anime game logic to make the prosecutors look like fools, they've been doing a fine job themselves.

I really need to do an Ace Attorney edit of this. Is there a some good clip that would be suitable?

 

[Retard#7822]

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https://twitter.com/SpokespersonCHN/status/1266741986096107520

Pretending the Chinese view blacks as anything other than a people more controllable than whites.

 

[Ari Gold]

"I can't believe this."

Edit: trying to breathe with his fingers... wtf

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

your honor I offer exhibit 1488

your honor if we could present exhibit 1488

 

[Linako 2.0]

I forgot how silly St George sounds

 

[Banditotron]

uUOOGHH SNEED

 

[murdered meat bag]

is something preventing nelson from.playing the videos where floyd was saykng he cant breathe before going to the ground?

sore throat sucks