Twitch: "Our Plan for Addressing Severe Off-Service Misconduct"

[Neil]

The previous Twitch Staff admin was a pajeet who would simp for a bunch of Twitch camgirls, permaban people to protect them, etc. The guy used to send gifts, invites to private/corporate parties to these girls.

We need to bring back locker-shoving, for adults this time. Make it a legal punishment for being a giant fucking simp.

Any time the IRS or a bank catches a whiff of any man donating thousands of his income to camwhores on the internet, he gets stuffed in a locker repeatedly and trapped inside of it for at least an hour for every hundredth dollar spent. Increase the punishment by an extra hour for every girl he's bankrupted himself for. Add an extra 2 hours per repeat offense.

It's what the founding fathers would have wanted.

 

[seri0us]

The previous Twitch Staff admin

How did "day of the loo" happen?

 

[Miller]

How did "day of the loo" happen?

One of the Twitch thots used the #MeToo card, if I remember correctly.

 

[Mr. Faget]

If you care about freedom at all you will start taking notes. remember, it's technology and oversocialized leftists that caused this.

Not quite. Politics rarely factors into this kind of thing, but it's a convenient dog whistle for distracting the drooling masses.

Ultra-rich elitists caused, and continue to cause, this. And they won't stop until they suck every cent out of you. Throwing X or Y political spectrum under the bus is an amazingly effective red herring. Every party plays this game, and it goes way beyond political shit-flinging.

Look how often people scream at upper-middle-class lawyers/doctors/attorneys/whatever as being the cause of their woes. They aren't, but the rich want people to think they are. Screaming at yuppies in affluent suburbs means they aren't burning down actual oligarch's homes. Getting into pissing contests with libruls/cuckservatives/whoever means people will never unite against the conductor of the shitty orchestra, they're too busy blaming the brass section.

Yea, society and people are being screwed hard, anyone even vaguely paying attention can see that. But suggesting a single business, a single political ideology, or any other group occupied by the not-ultra-rich is to blame, is missing the forest for the trees.

 

[Chettuce]

This is so fucking Dystopian.

"It's all rape now" The Quartering

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Not quite. Politics rarely factors into this kind of thing, but it's a convenient dog whistle for distracting the drooling masses.

Ultra-rich elitists caused, and continue to cause, this. And they won't stop until they suck every cent out of you. Throwing X or Y political spectrum under the bus is an amazingly effective red herring. Every party plays this game, and it goes way beyond political shit-flinging.

Look how often people scream at upper-middle-class lawyers/doctors/attorneys/whatever as being the cause of their woes. They aren't, but the rich want people to think they are. Screaming at yuppies in affluent suburbs means they aren't burning down actual oligarch's homes. Getting into pissing contests with libruls/cuckservatives/whoever means people will never unite against the conductor of the shitty orchestra, they're too busy blaming the brass section.

Yea, society and people are being screwed hard, anyone even vaguely paying attention can see that. But suggesting a single business, a single political ideology, or any other group occupied by the not-ultra-rich is to blame, is missing the forest for the trees.

It's technology and oversocialised leftists. Read the manifesto. That's all I have to say.

 

[General Tug Boat]

The circus known as the Twitch moderation team yet again has managed to come to a new low. Though, should not surprise anybody, considering that you have to conform to the mold known as the lolcow troon community anyways. The streaming market on Twitch has been oversaturated for a good amount of time anyways, and I have not really found any of those that stream on Twitch to be remotely informative, let alone entertaining anyways. The aspect that is the most ridiculous is how much of your personal identity you have to absolve into becoming a streamer anyways. I do not see the reward over risk at this point anyways, everything that you say can potentially be used against you; Especially when it is no longer right think, or politically convenient. On top of that, it is just a bunch of autistics that like to perpetually cancel each other anyways. Twitch is the streamer equivalent to Twitter these days. Like if you where to actually make a reasonable living off of your paypigs donos anyways, eventually you end up going crazy, and trooning out. Watching faggots cancel themselves is a hilarious spectacle at this rate. All of these special interest groups embedded themselves into these platforms is infuriating as well. Like is the entire purpose of streaming is mainly to market your personality? Like if I am watching the same cringe lord sped over and over again play moderately well at INSERT AAA ESPORT OF THE YEAR EVERYONE PLAYS TITLE HERE, then at least give us some fucking variety.

I am not forking over my money to thots, troons, and spergs with a personality equivalent to particle board. Most of these people fucking suck at games anyways, what is the appeal? Like DSP sure as fuck was a head of his time, sad that clown world de-evolved game streaming into DSP tier content with tits.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

We need to bring back locker-shoving, for adults this time. Make it a legal punishment for being a giant fucking simp.

Any time the IRS or a bank catches a whiff of any man donating thousands of his income to camwhores on the internet, he gets stuffed in a locker repeatedly and trapped inside of it for at least an hour for every hundredth dollar spent. Increase the punishment by an extra hour for every girl he's bankrupted himself for. Add an extra 2 hours per repeat offense.

It's what the founding fathers would have wanted.

Or treat them like people on welfare or someone that has a mental disorder. Make them unable to make investments or get a mortgage until they've been 6 months without simping. And do a wellness check on them to make sure they haven't been wasting money on some bimbo just to piss them off.

 

[m0rnutz]

Time to quit my job and be an online snitch

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Asset of the CIA is getting people to snoop and Mark on people?

Well blow me down with a sarcastic feather!

 

[RealWahmanOnTheNet]

So I guess anyone on Twitch who isn't a tranny and/or E-Thot is fucked finally. Too bad Mixer, Stream.me, etc. are gone so there is literally no where else to go

 

[Kamikaze]

The aspect that is the most ridiculous is how much of your personal identity you have to absolve into becoming a streamer anyways. I do not see the reward over risk at this point anyways,

Bro, normies do this FOR FUCKING FREE on FB just so some retard they played a chess game with 30 years ago might find them.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Can I stalk Alinity and tell the police I have authorization from Jeff Bezos?

 

[7he47r0n]

Do we have any examples of this new Twitch policy being put into effective use?

Not quite. Politics rarely factors into this kind of thing, but it's a convenient dog whistle for distracting the drooling masses.

Ultra-rich elitists caused, and continue to cause, this. And they won't stop until they suck every cent out of you. Throwing X or Y political spectrum under the bus is an amazingly effective red herring. Every party plays this game, and it goes way beyond political shit-flinging.

Look how often people scream at upper-middle-class lawyers/doctors/attorneys/whatever as being the cause of their woes. They aren't, but the rich want people to think they are. Screaming at yuppies in affluent suburbs means they aren't burning down actual oligarch's homes. Getting into pissing contests with libruls/cuckservatives/whoever means people will never unite against the conductor of the shitty orchestra, they're too busy blaming the brass section.

Yea, society and people are being screwed hard, anyone even vaguely paying attention can see that. But suggesting a single business, a single political ideology, or any other group occupied by the not-ultra-rich is to blame, is missing the forest for the trees.

After a certain point, money becomes a vague concept to the truly rich; just a means to an end. Power; influence; prestige; leaving your mark on the world - those become the new leaderboards that guide your life, especially the first one. It's a necessity, really - once you've accumulated enough wealth, you need to secure it, make sure that some moronic politician's ideas won't make it evaporate overnight due to some flippant law or regulation. So you start accumulating political power. And so the wheel of greed turns once again, only with a different goal in mind this time.

 

[Godbert Manderville]

Social Credit System with Western characteristics.

 

[Tovarisz]

Let's be honest, the private investigators are only hired to get newds of various thots streaming on there for the admins, for everyone else there's some twittertard snitching on everything some random gamer does off site.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Gotta protect your highest grossing "talents!". At this point twitch is now a fucking pimp protecting his whores.

 

[maguyver16]

When it comes to social media sites like Twitch, for me, the cycle has become:

1. Notice new site becoming interesting/popular
2. Consider joining it
3. Proceed to be too lazy to join it
4. Proceed to watch site destroy itself over time.

Everything moves too quickly nowadays. Businesses explode and then implode in a matter of years.

It's mind boggling to think that there are literal food stands in places like Japan that have been there for centuries, while million-dollar enterprises go the way of the dodo in a decade.

 

[kiwiburgerplanet]

The previous Twitch Staff admin was a pajeet who would simp for a bunch of Twitch camgirls, permaban people to protect them, etc. The guy used to send gifts, invites to private/corporate parties to these girls.

I remember this. The funny thing is the girl was a solid 2/10, it was Hasan Bohkeri I think. Anyway, the whole METOO allegation was so whack and when I saw the texts immediately I was like this is a set up. The girl whoever she was like "I can't believe you're inviting me; I've only been doing this for this long; ect". I can't believe this guy didn't pick up on that but knowing how pajeet's fetishize white women why would he. Hasan what a fucking manlet chump.

 

[Tovarisz]

It's mind boggling to think that there are literal food stands in places like Japan that have been there for centuries, while million-dollar enterprises go the way of the dodo in a decade.

Those food stands are probably owned wholesale by a family for generations along with the piece of sidewalk they're on, bilion dollar businesses come into existence on investor cash and the moment it turns out they're not going to become the next Amazon or Apple the same investors race to get as much of their money back as possible as fast as possible. There is no real owner and thus no soul and no one to really give two shits about it beyond it's monetary value.