Yea, that's it. He's actually never read the books though; he's only watched the Jackson trilogy.
It only gets better. The inscription of the One Ring is in the Black Speech of Mordor, a language designed by Sauron to unite the subjects of his realm. There are two versions, the "pure" version that Sauron spoke and which is written on the One Ring and the debased version spoken by the Orcs. Tolkien believed that words and languages hold power and that the Black Speech of Mordor is such an evil tongue that Tolkien held a special hatred for it to the point that when he was given a silver goblet with the inscription etched onto it, he couldn't abide using it to drink from and used it as an ashtray. Now this is lore that's not very well known and it could be argued that for someone like Patrick who has only seen the movies, he might not know about it being that bad.
He wont learn that lesson. He can't. Ive said it before, it's clinical and precisely the reason he is a cow. Well, that and the fat.
Wow, very well said. It can not be overstated that literally his entire personality is manufactured. He brands himself as a "tough guy pussy magnet mma fighter motorcyclist who also builds spaceship models and reads fiction." It's interesting that you point out his "nerd" side is also manufactured.
I'm betting half of us don't even live in the US. So even if by some miracle the suit isn't rejected, it achieves what it set out to do, and all of us are retards who don't use VPNs... what's he gonna do next? Is he betting on the CIA to blackbag us for hurting his feelings? Or is going to present his subpenis to me personally, waddling down a winding dirt path to my designated remote Siberian shitposting cabin?
He's the kind of unironic, Jersey Shore tier douchebag that finds tribal tattoos visually appealing, but he wasn't gonna settle with being a run of the mill dickhead, no, he's 'special and a 'geek'.
He should get a triforce tattoo on his lower back next. Really flex that geek cred.
I would make a snarky joke about it being something for his wife's boyfriend to focus on but he doesn't even have a wife to be cuckolded by.
Between the ham shaped fatcep and the clear moob outline, I don't know how he could convince himself that he isn't fat.
Judging from the pics in the subppoena thread, Fatrick and Betsy need to have a gunt off. He could really show everyone by laying the fat down. Gunts have been been coming up a lot lately in threads I've been reading. We really do need a sitewide gunt off. Determine who's gunt reigns supreme.
>actually reading the book before leaving a one star rating
They're less than 300 pages, might as well find the anti-semitic, racist, and pedophilic symbolism that can always be applied sub-textually.
