The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[break these cuffs]

Average snowfall there is over 80" per year, believe it or not, and subzero temps are common. You might just get your wish.

Is there enough moisture in the ground where they live to make it a problem? The soil just strikes me as too dry regardless of temperature. but I've only lived in places wet by comparison.

 

[mooey]

I'm not even convinced the Alpacas ruined the land at this point. More likely the cast and crew of the Tranch has such dry skin it absorbed all the nearby moisture, turning their land into dust.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

What's horrifying is that these idiots think that they pass.

They clearly don't.

 

[break these cuffs]

What's horrifying is that these idiots think that they pass.

They clearly don't.

They'd fuck themselves, why wouldn't anyone else want to? AGP is a helluva drug.

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One eye on the man titty; one eye on the nazi militia.

 

[titty skeleton]

What's horrifying is that these idiots think that they pass.

They clearly don't.

If you find that horrifying you're going to want to be in a padded room with a loaded gun when I tell you that literally every single tranny thinks this way.

They know deep down in their barely functional minds that they don't pass, but they will never admit it. They'll always say that they look indistinguishable from a real woman and that they are TOTALLY just one of the girls teehee or some equally inane larp phrase stemming from how their idea of a woman equates to teen girl sleepover scenes in 90s media.

Couple that with all the macho posturing they do in every facet of their life with guard duty, being a rugged asshole up all night with a loaded gun, buying extremely expensive weapons, extremely expensive farming equipment, old-ass cars, shelves dedicated to videogame memorabilia... Almost sounds like a bunch of very insecure men with lingering feelings of inadequacy! Who could have guessed?

 

[Timothymcoyvey]

Oh, they don't buy from Valley Feeds, they have their own guy

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In reality I think that they got a year supply from some charity and they're probably still using that

I hate you

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Having a website made when they can't even keep their animals healthy. Priorities.

I wonder what possessed them to acquire 200 alpacas anyway? They could have started with ten or fifteen to find out if they'd be able to sell the wool in any volume (they can't) before getting so many. What was going through their heads (aside from anime porn)?

Anyway, here's my prediction for how the ranch saga will end. I was speculating about possible violent endings before, but violence isn't the most likely ending, less than 50% but probably higher than 10%. The most likely ending is them ditching the ranch in order from smartest to dumbest.

When many animals start dying and the tranchers realize that disposing of dead alpacas isn't enjoyable, there'll come a point where a couple of the trannies, let's call them Trixie and Ryuuko, jump in their car with their backpacks saying that they're going to town for supplies. Then they never come back. AmHole and Penny go on a Twitter freakout about how the chuds have captured Trixie and Ryuuko and they don't know if they're dead or alive and the obvious fascist collaborator town police say they don't know anything about it. At some point someone chimes in with "they ditched you, dumbass" and the remaining tranchers go nuts and start berating each other over suspected disloyalty.

At this point they know the dream is dead and each one makes an awkward escape, giving whatever flimsy excuse to drive off and never return. They blame the locals for committing hate crimes and say they had to leave the ranch for self-care and and can't answer any questions about animal abuse because it triggers them, which their Twitter followers eat up. Hopefully in their anger they blame each other as well for added drama. Kevin may refuse to leave the ranch because he can't be bothered to pack up all his toys and gaming equipment and he can't live without them. He'll be gaming and tweeting alone in a house surrounded by rotting alpaca carcasses, burning Nag Champa to try and block out the smell.

The county government will be left to handle the hundreds of starving and dying animals. Whatever they do will earn them accusations of transphobia and animal abuse from Twitter. The beautiful vibrant unicorn ranch would never have fallen to ruin if not for the fascist chuds of Custer County.

Summer is coming, and fortunately for these idiots, the highs in Custer County only reach the low to mid eighties. They won't have to deal with rotting alpaca meat in 100 degree weather.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Kevin without his tradmark agp smirk
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lmao. His arm and hand look like claymation.

 

[Coily]

Sorry if this was already covered, but why did they take so many alpacas?

 

[White Devil]

Sorry if this was already covered, but why did they take so many alpacas?

Because they're stupid.

 

[Baloney Face]

What's horrifying is that these idiots think that they pass.

If you find that horrifying you're going to want to be in a padded room with a loaded gun when I tell you that literally every single tranny thinks this way.

But some fail to pass much harder than others. It's a spectrum. not unlike autism.

Say on a scale of 0 to 10 with Sophie LaBelle as a 1 and Blaire White as a 9.5 (there is no 10),
these guys are around 5.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

But some fail to pass much harder than others. It's a spectrum. not unlike autism.

Say on a scale of 0 to 10 with Sophie LaBelle as a 1 and Blaire White as a 9.5 (there is no 10),
these guys are around 5.

5 ? That awfully generous of you, 1 is more fitting.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

But some fail to pass much harder than others. It's a spectrum. not unlike autism.

Say on a scale of 0 to 10 with Sophie LaBelle as a 1 and Blaire White as a 9.5 (there is no 10),
these guys are around 5.

Hm. I'd agree with others that 5 is generous unless we're setting it as a maximum, but I'd want to define the upper end of the scale--10 being 'definitely a chick,' with 9.5 or so being "Might be former Soviet female athlete or intersexed chick"? Though I might put the female Soviet athlete lower, apparently some ended up transitioning because the 'roids left it easier for them to pass as men than as women.

...Yes, yes that is a problem with 'roid (ab)use, and why certain types of female bodybuilder end up looking like guys with stick-on tiddies. Try sticking to the opposite end if you're going to go purely off facial structure, where if you're wrong all you did is piss off a twink or a soyboy. You're less likely to end up in the hospital.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Ok question- when this shitshow circus starts fucking up everyone else around them- the smell of death, the desertification spreading, the random free fire zone they have set up which leads to the mathematical certainty they put bullet holes in someone else’s property, does the county/state still have the legal right/ responsibility to actually shut this circus down? I figure the area doesn’t have a really solid health department past the 4-H club at the local school, but the state does. I’m wondering when (for real) that rubicon is crossed and the state HAS to do something, social media lynching be damned? I think realistically THAT is how this saga ends. That they simply get stuck in cease and desist lawsuit hell, grift for gimmes for legal fees, etc.
Also I remember my grandpa telling me how he loved eating at restaurants behind enemy lines every day, taking selfies and not bothered at all that earl might walk up and shoot them all. Remember kids- living in fear of the enemy means eating at diners with your back to the door!

 

[AprilRains]

Ok question- when this shitshow circus starts fucking up everyone else around them- the smell of death, the desertification spreading, the random free fire zone they have set up which leads to the mathematical certainty they put bullet holes in someone else’s property, does the county/state still have the legal right/ responsibility to actually shut this circus down? I figure the area doesn’t have a really solid health department past the 4-H club at the local school, but the state does. I’m wondering when (for real) that rubicon is crossed and the state HAS to do something, social media lynching be damned? I think realistically THAT is how this saga ends. That they simply get stuck in cease and desist lawsuit hell, grift for gimmes for legal fees, etc.
Also I remember my grandpa telling me how he loved eating at restaurants behind enemy lines every day, taking selfies and not bothered at all that earl might walk up and shoot them all. Remember kids- living in fear of the enemy means eating at diners with your back to the door!

Easier for them to walk away and lose all lawsuits by default, I think.

 

[Vaclav]

Easier for them to walk away and lose all lawsuits by default, I think.

They'll run away, abandon the ranch and plead poverty and transphobia. Lawyers and judges won't want to touch the case because any inquiry will result in them screaming to high heaven about bigotry. The animals will be disposed of and the land will be remediated to prevent a complete desertification disaster at taxpayer expense, plus possibly some help from the neighbors who don't want their property values to go to hell.

 

[Coily]

This is becoming a bitter-bitter story.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I was thinking about Heifer International the other day, the charity that gives a family a flock of chickens/ducks or goats to milk and breed, and also teaches them evidence-based animal husbandry so they have sustainable output and don't just end up having to eat the goats right out of the gate. Part of the agreement with the recipients is that once they're secure and are reliably breeding livestock, they pass on some of the chicks/kids to their neighbors so the whole community benefits.

(If your mom does the "I just want you kids to be happy" thing but still wants a card, or your grandma's in a home and doesn't have any more room for lap blankets, you can donate in her name for her birthday and they'll send her a nice card with pictures of brown ladies hugging goats.)

Long intro done: this would be a natural-appearing way for the Tranch to downsize alpacas and not only save face, but make good publicity. Offer to ~share the gift of wool~ to any "queer homesteaders" who want to start out.

The Trancheros aren't making even token attempts at sustainability; their product is spin, outrage and feels. Caring for the physical alpacas is an impediment to carving out the meme of the alpacas.

They wouldn't vet LGBT credentials as hard as they do their web designer, of course. Just load a few alpacas into any truck that drives up to the Tranch with at least a "COEXIST" sticker on the back. There: savings on feed and social media photos of weirdos hugging cute animals, and anyone who reblogs with "aww wish I had a bigger yard for me and my polycule to start ranching" is asking to be hit up for a donation.

 

[Neko GF]

Update on the grift:

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1380595687767777281 (Archive)

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Update on the grift:
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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1380595687767777281 (Archive)

They use words like violence, imply they would be killed, and talk about safe spaces a lot. Yet, despite their compound supposedly bristling with cameras, they have not even a single Sasquatch photo of the "fash". They can't name names, despite the small community. Nobody's been beaten, shot, or harmed in any way. Nothing has been stolen or vandalized. The police have never been called. The only threat to the animals comes from the ranch itself, not from any outsiders. The alpaca that died, which they said they were getting a necropsy for, has never been mentioned again.

How anyone can see this as legitimate and not a clumsy grift slapped with some rainbow paint is totally beyond me.