So.....
He can't take 20 seconds to text her back because...
He is too busy cleaning his condo (the last 5 days now?) because he desperately wants to impress the princess.
"His job is very demanding guise! Even though I have no idea what he does for a living, he must be a millionaire because he lives alone and pays his bills!"
"He has performance anxiety. I came on too strong sexually, and now he is afraid he won't live up to my expectations in the bedroom."
And my personal favorite, "He just ordered a bunch of IKEA furniture, so he is probably terribly busy with that."
Holy Fucking Shit. I cannot with this anymore. I will admit, I am dying to see what this guy actually looks like.
This is what he looks like in my mind:
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ETA: Let's not forget she said he has "broken English." A language barrier is a great start to a lifelong committed relationship. Is it possible she seeks out foreigners for the purpose of "dominating" them?