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[NyQuilninja]

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(la goblina merrys a manlet)

 

[Iron Hamster]

Never before seen photos from the wedding of Paul and Sky_is_a_void. (Note: Sky is the only non-trans trancher. He's just a faggot.)
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Pure cope. Paul's mom tried to fat shame him out of wearing the dress because Paul is fat, not because the dress is black. And why couldn't he successfully uninvite his mom? Probably because she paid for everything.
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lmao. Did he marry his twin? Also, I'm pretty sure that dress is what fatshamed you.

Bonnie's mother is the one who holds the mortgage for the Tranch. Wishing her dead is perhaps a little unwise and lacking in foresight.

Also runs contradictory to 'she's out of my life'.

 

[White Devil]

That dress would look nice on someone actually female, and attractive.

 

[AprilRains]

Bears have been killed in Alaska with ARs. No, it's not pretty, yes you will have to shoot them a few times, but like anything else, marksmanship matters.

You've seen footage of then shooting, right?

 

[AnOminous]

Bears have been killed in Alaska with ARs. No, it's not pretty, yes you will have to shoot them a few times, but like anything else, marksmanship matters.

Yeah but the first shot is just going to piss them off, and these troons can't hit more than once. Have you watched their shooting videos? They like maybe roll a 20 and hit once, and then every shot after that is three miles away from the target.

 

[AprilRains]

Yeah but the first shot is just going to piss them off, and these troons can't hit more than once. Have you watched their shooting videos? They like maybe roll a 20 and hit once, and then every shot after that is three miles away from the target.

That was my point, but better and more explicitly put.

Besides, don't advocate for idiocy like shooting a bear with an AR when better choices are available. Use enough gun! It's one thing to have to resort to an inadequate cartridge in a surprise emergency, but if you live in bear country, it shouldn't be a surprise.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

That was my point, but better and more explicitly put.

Besides, don't advocate for idiocy like shooting a bear with an AR when better choices are available. Use enough gun! It's one thing to have to resort to an inadequate cartridge in a surprise emergency, but if you live in bear country, it shouldn't be a surprise.

I was about to sperg some, but remembered who they are, so the only thing I can write is:
I'd be feeling very uncomfortable if my loony troon neighbours were shooting and missing their woefully inadequate backstop with .444 Marlin, .45-70, .50 Beowulf, .458 SOCOM, or anything else good for big game hunting.

 

[AprilRains]

I was about to sperg some, but remembered who they are, so the only thing I can write is:
I'd be feeling very uncomfortable if my loony troon neighbours were shooting and missing their woefully inadequate backstop with .444 Marlin, .45-70, .50 Beowulf, .458 SOCOM, or anything else good for big game hunting.

Hence the Nerf recommendation. They should stick with that.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Hence the Nerf recommendation. They should stick with that.

Yup! Besides, I don't think it'll be very good for the milk quality if some innocents get mixed up in this, and given their demonstrated shooting skills and known backstop?

Nerf. Because loonies killing people who legit did nothing to deserve it is not funny. (Though I'd bet we'd know if there were bears in their area and they knew because we'd be getting uwu bear pics and maybe they'd try handfeeding the bear. He just grumpy and wants pets!)

 

[Baloney Face]

Never before seen photos from the wedding

To be fair, a black wedding dress is pretty stupid and gay

Lesbians I know go in big for the traditional white wedding dress (for both).
Gay men, it's either tuxedos or tails. OK those might be black in season.

But maybe that's only among folks with class.

Bonnie's mother is the one who holds the mortgage for the Tranch. Wishing her dead is perhaps a little unwise and lacking in foresight.

Then in effect she's the "owner" (modulo the bank and the state).

Who inherits when she kicks it?
This could have serious repercussions for the Tranchers.

 

[Lubby Smith]

femboy_firearms has had enough of these faggots.



Apparently this was triggered by Fed Paul and trancher Paul Mendoza defending a cop who called someone a tranny.






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[gaystoner]

When trans ranchers aren't pro-trans enough XD This is hilarious and a perfect example of why you don't change who you are to fit someone else's perception of the world.

 

[White Devil]

You've seen footage of then shooting, right?

Yea, they suck.

Yeah but the first shot is just going to piss them off, and these troons can't hit more than once. Have you watched their shooting videos? They like maybe roll a 20 and hit once, and then every shot after that is three miles away from the target.

I mean I wasn't advocating that you SHOULD use an AR-15 to take on a bear, merely commentating that it can be done. Bears are known for their very thick skulls, so at the velocity that .223 goes you can pierce it.

iirc, most experts suggest using mace if you encounter a bear rather than fighting/shooting it.

 

[Techpriest]

Wasn’t tranny originally shorthand for transvestites? You know, men and women who get sexual satisfaction wearing the clothing associated with the opposite sex? Is that why they’re mad?

 

[Aegir]

The amount of gun sperging in this thread is way too goddamn high

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

When trans ranchers aren't pro-trans enough XD This is hilarious and a perfect example of why you don't change who you are to fit someone else's perception of the world.

The hilarious thing is that, basically, you're supposed to roll with what the person wants--as in, if the person wants to be called a tranny, stfu about it being a slur, that's their choice.

Mostly because there's some groups where, basically, they got their pick of slurs.

I don't actually care how you identify, as long as you're sane and aware that social constructs are a product of communal agreement--you don't get to just imagine new ones into existence. And, of course, as long as I don't feel that you're just lying to me because you're a predator.

iirc, most experts suggest using mace if you encounter a bear rather than fighting/shooting it.

It looks like it's a mixed bag. (Link goes into some of the cringy flaws of the research supporting bear spray--it reads like the manufacturers of bear spray sponsored the study.) However, given it's basically in the same family as mace, and that's gotten a reputation as being prone to being ineffective except when the wind means more of the spray hits the user than the attacker--you might get better results if you tucked the canister into your fist to add a little to your punch. At the very least, you wouldn't be pissing off your attacker any more than they are already.

Actually...maybe that means mace would be a good weapon choice for the Tranchers? It's so much like them.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

femboy_firearms has had enough of these faggots.

Why is Boonie so mad? That twitter user just called them cops , even if you're extremely anti cop it's nothing worth getting angry at a kid for.

Also who's Boonie to call anyone else a vile human being, the man wished death on his own mother for fuck sakes.

 

[Miss Misery]

They're never going to have a bear on the tranch. No trees. And you can scare off most bears pretty easily, no mace or firearms necessary.

Mountain lions, on the other hand...

 

[AprilRains]

I think these people need to worry less about bear attacks and mountain lion attacks and alt-right attacks, and more about heart attacks.

Can't no gun help with those.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

They're never going to have a bear on the tranch. No trees. And you can scare off most bears pretty easily, no mace or firearms necessary.

Mountain lions, on the other hand...

Depends on the bear. They really do have individual personalities.

A starving bear or a sow with cubs are generally thought to be the most dangerous, but it its true. A lot of the time, you can scare a bear away just by standing your ground and acting threatening.

If you’re hiking and encounter a very aggressive bear, a good course of action is to drop your pack. If a bear attacks while you’re asleep inside a tent? Well, I don’t like to think about that too much. Some people recommend playing dead as a last resort.