Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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How great would it be if after Lucas has pissed away all the Corona bux on his motor Inn stay and 5 star meal delivery he finds all the men's shelters are full? It would serve the cow right, but they always make room for Lucas. He is entitled to shelter, apparently he is!
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“I’ll be taking 2 ovaries” sounds like he’s going to extract them surgically.
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This is a fucking cryptic one for sure. As @Scribbler said he probably saw a girl wearing blue earbuds and wanted to catcall her with something "funny", and I get the feeling he's attempting to be "funny" here talking about blue balls and calling people "woogies". One of my favorite Lucas traits is how he constantly tells on himself about what a loser he is without realizing, in this case admitting just seeing a girl walking by gave him "blue balls". Also just the general insanity of making a public post out of such a non-incident that only he experienced and expecting people to follow what the fuck he's talking about. And what the fuck are 1980s earbuds?
Again telling on himself by admitting that the supposed bigotry of Gen Z males is "protecting" the eggs from his rapist ass. Also just so turbo gross, Lucas talks about eggs and ovulation more than anyone I've ever seen, does he really think young women like this disgusting shit? He really is just operating on the level where if he likes something, he assumes other people like it too. In this case talking about his breeding fetish turns him on, so clearly it turns on the young hotties too right?
Also I know I'm constantly comparing him to CWC recently but "I'll be taking two ovaries" just sounds exactly like "In the end, he'll say 'One girlfriend please.'"
If anything CWC was 100 times classier about it, and he actually had a few female friends at one point.
WonderWino
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.....at least he isn't trying to order them via grubhub
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He's been a little quiet besides the crazy instagram shitposts but it would seem that way. I'd think he'd be on a video spree like usual when he posts up in a fart chamber for a few days. That'll probably be a little later on today or tomorrow though, he's probably too busy cooming while he's got some wifi and some privacy.
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Don't give him any ideas here. The way he talks about juicy ovaries conjures up images of those wacked out hippies that eat the placenta after birth. The way he's been slipping further and further into insanity it won't be much longer till he gets the police called on him for raiding the local medical waste bins to dine on some discarded afterbirth, aka what his parents accidentally took home instead of the baby.
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Because Lucas hasn't been too productive in his current sloth, I was watching this old video, and it reminded me of something I had wanted to mention about Lucas.
I'm not sure that everyone on the thread knows, but Lucas's original website conversationrage.weebly.com, was usually explained by him during the period of time in which kiwi farms first became aware of Lucas as being read conversation OUR age, rather than conversation rage.
Lucas mentioned several times that he had intended for it to be read with the letter "r" as the word "our", but this is an out and out lie, although I don't quite know why, I have suspicions.
The way I know this, is because Lucas originally had a Weebly site called rageconversation.weebly.com. And he read this web name as "rage conversation". Lucas now thinks that anger is good, according to a recent video, but at some point, he was willing to discuss his anger as a more pathological element of his life, which is probably something that he was led to in a therapeutic setting. The creation of the two Weebly sites seem to have been an attempt, at least in part, to discuss his anger and it's negative repercussions with an online audience. He alludes to it in this YouTube video that I've linked.
I've always found it interesting that Lucas thought the website name "conversation rage" was negative enough of a reflection on him to repurpose it as conversation OUR age, and then to lie about the distinction.
The only reason I even know about rageconversation.weebly.com, is from perusing some of his very old material, I want to say from 2012.
In any case, among the many aspects of Lucas's mental condition that have deteriorated, his perception of his own anger seems to have shifted from something that he recognized as pathological and destructive, to something he champions and puts forward with all bluster and force, seeing it as indicative of true masculinity somehow.
I actually think that Lucas's uncontrollable rage is probably the single most damaging aspect of his personality, in terms of how it affects his life.
It gets him kicked out of places, when a guard telling him not to talk to a nurse would otherwise be something he could walk away from; it makes him turn into a frothing-at-the-mouth clown online, which brings nothing but negative attention his way, and it makes him permanently infantilized, by being unable to deal with the frustration of not having a partner in any normal adult way.
In comparison to this, the voices on the Wind seem to be fairly minor in effect.
Unfortunately, we live in a time in which Lucas sees online righteous sjw anger being used, weaponized, and essentially monetized, from many different sources, most notably from the age group he's most desirous of attaining.
This societal reinforcement for the worst aspect of his personality, is going to make it much more difficult (and it already is extremely difficult for Lucas to ever admit he's wrong) for him to see the danger, and the damage, that his own rage visits upon his everyday life.
TL;DR We really need to have a conversation about Lucas's rage, but Lucas only wants to have a conversation about our age.
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I always thought it was 'our' as well, but there have been vids where he directed people to go to 'conversationRAGE.weebly.com
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It tickles me every time, watching his older videos, when he tells us "it's a clever pun" when explaining the rage/our age thing.
Imagine being that dumb that you think that is "clever"...
Imagine being that dumb that you think that is "clever"...
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....or a pun. "R" or "our" rather than Rage isnt even a pun.
WonderWino
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Indeed. It doesn't even make sense as a pun. After all it implies that toys R us is supposed to be toys our us. It shows just how much of a dumbass he is
That said, i'm surprised nobody has brought up how he talks about 'stronger telomeres' leading to the sperm hitting the egg extra hard. a statement which doesn't even remotely make the smallest amount of sense. He fundamentally doesn't understand the first thing about how reproduction actually works on any level
So in the Freak's rutting animal Pedo mind, patriarchy promotes racism, classism etc and agephobia/ "cock blocks" him from getting to what he really wants - young girls. The hypocrite who lusts after money and has been trying for years to dictate/force his deranged mind on society keeps projecting his despicable self.
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Keeps going on wanting to bring down the system that will put him in prison for being sexual with a young girl.
ETA:
Keeps going on wanting to bring down the system that will put him in prison for being sexual with a young girl.
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WonderWino
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The more he tries to convince everyone he's a feminist and pro women the more he proves he is a walking stereotype of a predatory male feminist. Memes like his should set off more red flags than a may day parade in moscow for every woman that sees it
Lucas, women are already free to make the choice Not to date/breed with you, the Spokane Pedo Freak. You want to manipulate women/take their freedom of choice away. You have nothing positive to offer anyone. The only thing you bring to the table is misery.
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He's noticeably getting fatter almost on a daily basis at this point. He's starting to be not far off from the apartment saga. At this rate he'll gain back that 200 pounds he lost to father gen Z's children by the end of
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WonderWino
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He is becoming less coherent with every meme post. I am not even sure what he is trying to say at this point, its just gibberish
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It's incredible how he is able to turn anything and everything into how it applies to him. That's some next level narcissism shit.
What- If it was up to him he'd be fine to let them leave. What is he aiming at. That a force is driving this enlightenment that girls should be fucking the Insane Pedo Freak of Spokane. Some years back it was the universe driving him to creep on young girls
Note to Lucas: Just like no one want to see up your nose, no one wants to see the inside of your filthy mouth. By the way, you look like you ready to give a blow job.
Note to Lucas: Just like no one want to see up your nose, no one wants to see the inside of your filthy mouth. By the way, you look like you ready to give a blow job.