DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just got an 'anonymous' $1.30 tip. He was fumbling while shouting it out, so obviously there was a message attached to it for him.
That was likely our whale of the night confirming their presence and promising to top up and hit the tips goal in the last 10 minutes of the stream. Let's see if the pattern holds.

 

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Not a surprise. Look at how many small female streamers he follows. Strong bet that he gifts subs there like a good simp.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Not a surprise. Look at how many small female streamers he follows. Strong bet that he gifts subs there like a good simp.

Honestly, though OIC gets more out of subbing to the E-thots than he does to Phil. At least with the thots he gets an attractive girl noticing him and some weird gimmick she has to show off her body. With Phil, he just gets a man looking like an aged pear wearing a vest.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Am I the only one who feels (kinda) bad for Kat?
Phil said this is is FIRST REAL Anniversary due to COVID last year.

So for the first Anniversary with your wife, you're just going to a restaurant like you normally do every other day.

Ignore WWE and buy that bitch a spa day, Manicure, Pedicure (replace old horse shoes and paint it pink) THAN take her to a fancy restaurant so she feels beautiful as they attach the feeding bag over her beautiful mane.

Remember everyone, just because your girlfriend/wife has low standards or expectations, DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD!

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Am I the only one who feels (kinda) bad for Kat?
Phil said this is is FIRST REAL Anniversary due to COVID last year.

So for the first Anniversary with your wife, you're just going to a restaurant like you normally do every other day.

Ignore WWE and buy that bitch a spa day, Manicure, Pedicure (replace old horse shoes and paint it pink) THAN take her to a fancy restaurant so she feels beautiful as they attach the feeding bag over her beautiful mane.

Remember everyone, just because your girlfriend/wife has low standards or expectations, DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD!

The lazy, scamming cunt deserves what she gets. She knows what happened to Leanna, and she shouldn't expect it to be much different for herself. There is no reason to feel bad for her.

 

[marlintan]

Am I the only one who feels (kinda) bad for Kat?
Phil said this is is FIRST REAL Anniversary due to COVID last year.

So for the first Anniversary with your wife, you're just going to a restaurant like you normally do every other day.

Ignore WWE and buy that bitch a spa day, Manicure, Pedicure (replace old horse shoes and paint it pink) THAN take her to a fancy restaurant so she feels beautiful as they attach the feeding bag over her beautiful mane.

Remember everyone, just because your girlfriend/wife has low standards or expectations, DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD!

She made her bed, so it's in the fire that she lays her head...

I'll get started on crying her a river ASAP.

EDIT: you fell for the pignosis that they love each other/are soulmates... there is little evidence that they actually talk to each other, or otherwise interact.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Last 10 minutes. OiC tipped $101.
Phil saw it IMMEDIATELY and shouted it out. He was not remotely surprised and was clearly expecting it to pop up.
This was completely planned. Phil confirmed this on his break earlier which is why we got clown mode. This was deliberately done so that he could exceed the tip goal. He just had to drum up $50 on his own. This means he got $200 today, as he demanded.

These two are running this fucking scam into the ground.

EDIT: Someone asked who the top tipper of the year was. Phil says he has no idea, it was $281 and he had no idea who it was! It was verified though.
I would bet an equivalent amount the name on that account is the same as the one on the account that just dropped $101.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Imagine being this much of a faggot.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Last 10 minutes. OiC tipped $101.
Phil saw it IMMEDIATELY and shouted it out. He was not remotely surprised and was clearly expecting it to pop up.
This was completely planned. Phil confirmed this on his break earlier which is why we got clown mode. This was deliberately done so that he could exceed the tip goal. He just had to drum up $50 on his own. This means he got $200 today, as he demanded.

These two are running this fucking scam into the ground.

EDIT: Someone asked who the top tipper of the year was. Phil says he has no idea, it was $281 and he had no idea who it was! It was verified though.
I would bet an equivalent amount the name on that account is the same as the one on the account that just dropped $101.

Imagine being the regulars drumming up enough cash to hit $59 while your master complains about not hitting the tips goal, then having the whale come in and hit the equivalent of the goal just on his own last minute.

When will they learn?

 

[Surly Muppet]

Imagine being the regulars drumming up enough cash to hit $59 while your master complains about not hitting the tips goal, then having the whale come in and hit the equivalent of the goal just on his own last minute.

When will they learn?

It also can't be understated - OiC is not trolling Phil, he is trolling detractors. OiC is fully aware that Phil is making arrangements and then continuing to beg while knowing he has money coming. If OiC wanted to troll Phil, he could leak that right now and that would be just as much damage as whatever the next $15k would get him because we would have confirmation that Phil is flatly scamming his audience and coordinating with whales. He is absolutely complicit.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Imagine being the regulars drumming up enough cash to hit $59 while your master complains about not hitting the tips goal, then having the whale come in and hit the equivalent of the goal just on his own last minute.

When will they learn?

You have to wonder if OIC would just tip $1500 every week if all the other viewers stopped giving Phil money

 

[SojiroSakura]

"People want a new release. People want a new AAA title and there are none right now, which sucks."

Reminder: over 70% of his viewers wanted him to play monster hunter, and he refused.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Oh people on the autistic spectrum including aspergers get triggered easily and randomly all the time. They have moments of suddenly snapping for the smallest things, like one patient I had threw a chair because we switched Wii Therapy for another day. Plus people with aspergers can go angry to calm instantly without any reason. For instance, one patient she got angry because someone made a joke and she thought it was about her, then about a minute later she forgot about it and was smiling and playing with the other patients fine. In my experience, people on the autism spectrum are the most difficult to work with due to them getting angry quickly for the littlest things. Also people with Prader-Wili syndrome are difficult too but DSP definitely doesnt have that. Since Prader-Willi is like down syndrome, where physically you can see that they have a condition.

Thanks for the in depth explanation. I appreciate it !

Sounds like Phil 100%.

*slams controller*
Fuck this stupid game !!
*2 minutes later*
I'm loving the combat in this game !!

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

OiC probably has to be one of the most pathetic people to enter the DSP arc in some time. He claims he wanted to buy his way into Phil's good graces by spending shit tons of money on him but his intentions got exposed to Phil. Now he is dedicated to the pay pigging. He can't back out now because that would be admitting that he was a stupid sperg with too much money to spend. So his only course in his mind is to "own the trolls" by flushing thousands of dollars on Phil.

This pattern of behavior eerily close to Jonathan Ross (effinrawz). I am not saying he is Ross because Ross literally cannot function in society and he would have to win the lottery to get that much money to spend on Phil but let's remember how his trajectory played out. He wants to get in good with the Sons of Kojima but he is too much of sperg so they ignore him. Because he feels spurned by them, he sides with Phil and starts an internet slap fight with them (this is where we are at). Then he becomes a brightly burning dumpster fire for all of the internet to see. Just my take.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

He has been very careful not to mention this today. At least not that I've heard. Now we need a massive cash influx for tomorrow specifically, so the Twitch payday has disappeared off the calendar a little ahead of schedule (usually it disappears on the 16th...)

I suspect what's happened here is he didn't properly budget for his bills, going out with Kat, and the WWE Champions event that may have actually blindsided him. We're panic fundraising tips now to make sure he has the cash to do everything tomorrow because he doesn't want to have to compromise on his responsibilities, his only relationship, or his wasteful addiction.

If only he had married Hulk Hogan, then two of these expenses would have been combined. Alas, Kat only has a comparable jawline.

I do not understand how anyone that knows Fill well enough, thinks any money for which he is debasing himself on a daily basis, is for anything but WWE Champions.

There's no unexpected bills, no tax guy, no dinner with his wife*, no food for Casper. That's all covered. Every cent he makes via tipping is for his absolutely pathetic gacha addiction.

And it's worth repeating that it's the absolutely lamest type of adversity/addiction. No huge jackpot, no character building, no insanely interesting war stories. War stories that normally come with with gained life experience and wisdom- valuable wisdom he can then impart onto others to help them.

Just pixels on a screen, for an app, that will one day no longer exist.

*Just so I'm clear, I don't doubt that he may be having dinner with his wife. I actually hope, for his own sake, that he is. But it's not like they wouldn't order desert if he only hit $60/$100 tonight. The whole ordeal is just one big grift.

 

[Thomas Highway]

The people who donate to Phil don't care where his money goes or what he spends it on and they never will.

These are lonely retards with literally nothing in life.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I do not understand how anyone that knows Fill well enough, thinks any money for which he is debasing himself on a daily basis, is for anything but WWE Champions.

There's no unexpected bills, no tax guy, no dinner with his wife*, no food for Casper. That's all covered. Every cent he makes via tipping is for his absolutely pathetic gacha addiction.

And it's worth repeating that it's the absolutely lamest type of adversity/addiction. No huge jackpot, no character building, no insanely interesting war stories. War stories that normally come with with gained life experience and wisdom- valuable wisdom he can then impart onto others to help them.

Just pixels on a screen, for an app, that will one day no longer exist.

*Just so I'm clear, I don't doubt that he may be having dinner with his wife. I actually hope, for his own sake, that he is. But it's not like they wouldn't order desert if he only hit $60/$100 tonight. The whole ordeal is just one big grift.

I mean a paypig like OIC probably knows DSP spends it on WWE Champions and just doesn't care. It's not about what Phil spends it on it's about that (very pathetic) flex.

 

[BepsiLight]

"People want a new release. People want a new AAA title and there are none right now, which sucks."

Reminder: over 70% of his viewers wanted him to play monster hunter, and he refused.

Monster Hunter was the easiest day 1 views he could have gotten in his life. It's short as fuck and story quests are gimped with monsters having 1/4th of the health compared to GH quests. He could breeze through it in like 5 days of streaming it.
Also Outriders is pretty good all thing considered. It's janky as you'd expect form People Can Fly but it's good fun when the game isn't crashing or the servers are down.
He just doesn't want to play anything that isn't CoD or Fall Guys at this point. Zero effort.

 

[MemeGrey]

He could breeze through it in like 5 days of streaming it.

This is Phil we're talking about.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

When will they learn?

That’s my biggest question, like if I was one of these loser and saw these whales constantly tipping more than what Phil expects in one go I’d lose absolutely all motivation to ever give the guy money.