Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

What- If it was up to him he'd be fine to let them leave. What is he aiming at. That a force is driving this enlightenment that girls should be fucking the Insane Pedo Freak of Spokane. Some years back it was the universe driving him to creep on young girls

Note to Lucas: Just like no one want to see up your nose, no one wants to see the inside of your filthy mouth. By the way, you look like you ready to give a blow job.
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What in the actual fuck did I just read....? He's legit becoming unhinged being stuck in that room alone. Thats just asking for a visit from the men with butterfly nets again if it starts spilling out into his public behavior

 

[SpiceyHuman]

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Jesus christ. Those rotten molars look terrible.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Jesus christ. Those rotten molars look terrible.

Toothless wern will be best Wern
Unable to suck down Clinkerdagger or Churchills prime rib

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

What- If it was up to him he'd be fine to let them leave. What is he aiming at. That a force is driving this enlightenment that girls should be fucking the Insane Pedo Freak of Spokane. Some years back it was the universe driving him to creep on young girls

Note to Lucas: Just like no one want to see up your nose, no one wants to see the inside of your filthy mouth. By the way, you look like you ready to give a blow job.
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Forget a Gen Z bae Wern needs a dentist stat holy shit
Hopefully his perfect 10 teenage kween with great eyesight doesn’t care about having a man with no teeth except the fake one in the front

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Forget a Gen Z bae Wern needs a dentist stat holy shit
Hopefully his perfect 10 teenage kween with great eyesight doesn’t care about having a man with no teeth except the fake one in the front

That’s a horrifying thought, then he’d really look like a rodent

 

[ClownBrew]

I see he's been smoking again.

 

[WonderWino]

no teeth except the fake one in the front

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Again telling on himself by admitting that the supposed bigotry of Gen Z males is "protecting" the eggs from his rapist ass. Also just so turbo gross, Lucas talks about eggs and ovulation more than anyone I've ever seen, does he really think young women like this disgusting shit? He really is just operating on the level where if he likes something, he assumes other people like it too. In this case talking about his breeding fetish turns him on, so clearly it turns on the young hotties too right?

I've mentioned it before, but that breeding fetish, combined with his pedophilia and insistence on a daughter, gives me Humbert Humbert/Josef Fritzl vibes.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

"Rage against the machine, because the machine won't let me fist teenage girls with my MRSA hands!" - Lucas Werner

What- If it was up to him he'd be fine to let them leave. What is he aiming at. That a force is driving this enlightenment that girls should be fucking the Insane Pedo Freak of Spokane. Some years back it was the universe driving him to creep on young girls

Note to Lucas: Just like no one want to see up your nose, no one wants to see the inside of your filthy mouth. By the way, you look like you ready to give a blow job.
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"Deigned To Take It"

Dying? Designed? Either way, with that expression alone with the title "Designed to Take It" or "Dying to Take It" you'd think The Wern was making gay pornos.

 

[Cash Pope]

I didn't realize Wern was on IG, not that it's surprising. Hilarious how he makes memes of himself, I guess he can't find any premade memes openly promoting his pedo views

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Now thats how you want to smile for a selfie.

 

[Wernology]

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Now thats how you want to smile for a selfie.

Jesus fuck that's the stuff of nightmares.

Edit: Just imagine the stench.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

What do we think Wern does more often:
Brush his teeth or change his shirt?

 

[dirtydeanna96]

"Rage against the machine, because the machine won't let me fist teenage girls with my MRSA hands!" - Lucas Werner


"Deigned To Take It"

Dying? Designed? Either way, with that expression alone with the title "Designed to Take It" or "Dying to Take It" you'd think The Wern was making gay pornos.

Deign is when a person does something that's beneath them.
A common lolcow trait is massive ego.
For king wern, to do anything is to deign
it's kind of archaic now.

here it is used in a poem, by Wesley.


He deigns in flesh to appear,
Widest extremes to join;
To bring our vileness near,
And make us all divine:
And we the life of God shall know,
For God is manifest below.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I was gathering material for something and deigned to notice this. We all talk about poonaner and puss puss but Lucas also decided to use this term once. How attractive. Though tbh, I can't even find any precedent for it on urban dictionary this time.

 

[Plague Flea]

It’s not in Sex-Lexis either. This could be an original Wernism.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I was gathering material for something and deigned to notice this. We all talk about poonaner and puss puss but Lucas also decided to use this term once. How attractive. Though tbh, I can't even find any precedent for it on urban dictionary this time.
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I've got a sinking feeling that he's misremembering the word "cunny", which is troubling in and of itself.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I've got a sinking feeling that he's misremembering the word "cunny", which is troubling in and of itself.

He's not *that* old is he? Cunny is an 1800s term.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I was gathering material for something and deigned to notice this. We all talk about poonaner and puss puss but Lucas also decided to use this term once. How attractive. Though tbh, I can't even find any precedent for it on urban dictionary this time.
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So Lucas thinks that when he sees young women holding hands with their boyfriends, Lucas “gotta block their cocks to get some cooney,” as it were?

What’s he going to do, run up and try to get between them while yelling “DON’T SLEEP WITH THIS GUY HE’S A LOSER” at the girl?

Lucas is telling us that a woman in a visible relationship is just a challenge to Lucas to “cockblock” her boyfriend, a challenge he needs to defeat other males in order to accomplish.

This is the same Lucas that also told us that the moment a man is in the same room as women and Lucas, Lucas suddenly CANNOT talk to women and has lost all hope of ever winning a single one’s attention, because merely having another male present is enough intimidation for Lucas to cringe and give up instantly.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

He's not *that* old is he? Cunny is an 1800s term.

It's a popular term in the lolicon community, Null had a grumble about that and other, associated, stuff in the VTuber thread a little while back.