DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

OiC is not trolling Phil, he is trolling detractors.

Yea that makes perfect sense cuz nothing says making faceless people you don't like on the internet angry than making yourself financially destitute funding some idiot's poser bum lifestyle.

 

[gh0stzero]

It also can't be understated - OiC is not trolling Phil, he is trolling detractors. OiC is fully aware that Phil is making arrangements and then continuing to beg while knowing he has money coming. If OiC wanted to troll Phil, he could leak that right now and that would be just as much damage as whatever the next $15k would get him because we would have confirmation that Phil is flatly scamming his audience and coordinating with whales. He is absolutely complicit.

I'm not feeling trolled at all I think OiC has to send Phil all of his money and then start overnighting boxes of his own possessions to Phil until he can't even watch his streams anymore. Lol that'll show us.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

What is even the point of Nerd statues?

It's the wolverine toy on a grand scale coupled with the reality that as real machoor adult home furnishing goes phil's taste is in his ass. The exterior is a reflection of his interior. He suddenly found himself with stacks of cash and no actual interests or desire to see beyond the pale dream of noble vidya poser extrordinaire. Nor any sense of compunction when it comes to wasting thousands of dollars so he filled his condo with a shitload of them to flex in front of his audience in his week in preview videos.

He certainly wasn't about to share his money with anyone else. When young people make bank you usually hear about how they helped their parents pay off their mortgage, bought them a new car or sent them on a cruise or something. Charity begins at home in rainy day fund pigspeak clearly translates in phil's mind to I should be charitable to those who live in mai khando (me! ree!) and no one else.

Now he does the exact same thing only in "secret" with WWE champions and who knows how many other mobile games. The only difference in this deeper skewed trajectory is that it's even more self destructive because at least statues and figures have resale value wheras he gets absolutely fuck all out of blowing OIC's money on jpegs beyond wallowing
in his own gambling addict degeneracy so he can flex in front of a bunch of different names on a screen. Crucially a bunch who are just as bad as he is and will only egg him on to keep spending with no end in sight.

Now he doesn't want people to get a sense of how empty his life is, how he's never understood the value of $1 let alone over $100k per annum rolling in and I suspect when he and leanna moved into the wahkando it was his first taste of dealing with another human being day in day out and she encouraged him to grow the fuck up and not have 1/4 scale jokers and hulks on the coffee table so it was all banished to the closet along with his latent homosexuality.

There's money to be made in nerd statues. I've been buying and selling for years. But it takes time and effort and thus for phil it can only be relegated to surface level interest while he thinks it gives him credibility - the same way in which playing every bullshit game release is supposed to bolster his realest gamer cred when all it does is further the vast expanse of proof that he's a complete moron who never learns, never changes and has no desire to ever do so either.

 

[NotValKilmer]

We're asking the wrong questions here. Instead of "why is OIC such a cuck?" we should be asking "how do I get my own autistic cuck daddy to pay my bills for minimal effort?"

 

[PieceofShet]

I'm not feeling trolled at all I think OiC has to send Phil all of his money and then start overnighting boxes of his own possessions to Phil until he can't even watch his streams anymore. Lol that'll show us.

After reading his messages in the past few days, I dont think I will ever can feel "owned" whenever OIC tips a big one to hit the goal. Even then, I still need to smile and laugh at him. Its just not working anymore, he ruined it for me.

 

[hundredthousand]

Phil just got an 'anonymous' $1.30 tip. He was fumbling while shouting it out, so obviously there was a message attached to it for him.
That was likely our whale of the night confirming their presence and promising to top up and hit the tips goal in the last 10 minutes of the stream. Let's see if the pattern holds.

So you were correct about this. Phil tells his whales in private to hold the money while the tip goal isn't reached yet, since tips dry up after reaching $100.

He is fucking vile. He has gotta be one of the most shameless people I've ever seen.

I wanna slap his mother for giving birth to him.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

It's the wolverine toy on a grand scale coupled with the reality that as real machoor adult home furnishing goes phil's taste is in his ass. The exterior is a reflection of his interior. He suddenly found himself with stacks of cash and no actual interests or desire to see beyond the pale dream of noble vidya poser extrordinaire. Nor any sense of compunction when it comes to wasting thousands of dollars so he filled his condo with a shitload of them to flex in front of his audience in his week in preview videos.

He certainly wasn't about to share his money with anyone else. When young people make bank you usually hear about how they helped their parents pay off their mortgage, bought them a new car or sent them on a cruise or something. Charity begins at home in rainy day fund pigspeak clearly translates in phil's mind to I should be charitable to those who live in mai khando (me! ree!) and no one else.

Now he does the exact same thing only in "secret" with WWE champions and who knows how many other mobile games. The only difference in this deeper skewed trajectory is that it's even more self destructive because at least statues and figures have resale value wheras he gets absolutely fuck all out of blowing OIC's money on jpegs beyond wallowing
in his own gambling addict degeneracy so he can flex in front of a bunch of different names on a screen. Crucially a bunch who are just as bad as he is and will only egg him on to keep spending with no end in sight.

Now he doesn't want people to get a sense of how empty his life is, how he's never understood the value of $1 let alone over $100k per annum rolling in and I suspect when he and leanna moved into the wahkando it was his first taste of dealing with another human being day in day out and she encouraged him to grow the fuck up and not have 1/4 scale jokers and hulks on the coffee table so it was all banished to the closet along with his latent homosexuality.

There's money to be made in nerd statues. I've been buying and selling for years. But it takes time and effort and thus for phil it can only be relegated to surface level interest while he thinks it gives him credibility - the same way in which playing every bullshit game release is supposed to bolster his realest gamer cred when all it does is further the vast expanse of proof that he's a complete moron who never learns, never changes and has no desire to ever do so either.

Philbert cant hide his faggotry no matter how large a closet he tries to bury it in. The WWE thing is also one of many crab buckets he's fallen into willingly. Will amuse to no end to see him run his mouth incessantly on stream for 2+ hours straight without pauses like he always does, trying to cope with the fact he has no more money one day and the paypigs either left or pissed away everything they had on him.

Also surprised he hasn't gone to jail for blatant tax evasion, which he is infamous for doing here.

 

[Pargon]

I wanna slap his mother for giving birth to him.

"Dave came in me, dood! Nuthin' I could do! Abortions are like a hundred thousand dahlers, I can't afford that!" *snorts, lights nineteenth Pall Mall of the day*

 

[Iron Father]

What is even the point of Nerd statues?

Mindless consoomerism. At least the average nerd who buys that shit actually likes the franchises they consoom, DSP hates everything and still went into debt buying that trash.

 

[Coke Zero]

Mindless consoomerism. At least the average nerd who buys that shit actually likes the franchises they consoom, DSP hates everything and still went into debt buying that trash.

Yeah his collection was completely random and nothing went together- there would be like a random mario character, a random mortal kombat character, a random marvel character, a random AAA video game character, etc. like he was just buying any and everything video game/nerd related, not stuff he was actually interested in. I feel like an actual fan of any of these IPs would probably stick to one or two franchises they really like for their collection and focus on that. Dsp was just buying whatever he thought other people would like and be impressed/jealous of.

 

[Poo Twister]

OnlyIcedCoffee must be allowed to continue his game. Give him the attention he needs to sink money into Philth. We don't need to know who he is, just give him what he wants.

When the time is right, we will all get the biggest laugh of our lives as both OiC and Philth cannibalise each other.

 

[_XXIII_]

If it was 2010 Phil would be playing Disco Elysium right now, blind without chat and that would have potential to be a classic playthrough.

Stream chat is the single worst thing to happen to Phil’s streams in the past 10 years - ten parts of a play through with him losing his FUCKING MIND trying to find rations in MGS2 because he can’t be handheld into oblivion is vintage DSP. Inject that into my fucking veins.

Throwing a whinge strop because you don’t know how to reconnect a controller and then someone PAYS to tell you how to do it 30 seconds later rewards him for being a crayon eating window licker.

Give him some respect for making money for being dogshit at his ‘job’ but I prefer ‘Bayonetta playthrough Phil’ who was on the verge of a mental breakdown because he’d spent an hour trying to get out of the starting area rather than ‘if you don’t pay me to tell me what to do I’m not playing’ Phil.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Monster Hunter was the easiest day 1 views he could have gotten in his life. It's short as fuck and story quests are gimped with monsters having 1/4th of the health compared to GH quests. He could breeze through it in like 5 days of streaming it.
Also Outriders is pretty good all thing considered. It's janky as you'd expect form People Can Fly but it's good fun when the game isn't crashing or the servers are down.
He just doesn't want to play anything that isn't CoD or Fall Guys at this point. Zero effort.

After seeing his demo gameplay and considering how long Phil stalls (my God just imagine the stalling between hunts), I think a Monster Hunter Rise playthrough would take him months even if all he did was the village and stopped at the credits. I can already hear him saying "That's it? That was the final boss?!" after beating Magnamalo and promptly shitting all over the game. "They said Monster Hunter was a game you play forever with a million years of content but I gotta say, you know just being honest here, I struggled, I did, but it was pretty short!"

 

[FormerPro]

The thing with OIC is he's clearly desperate for attention from detractors, but is constantly overshadowed by almost everyone else that enters Phil's autistic gravitational pull. Even now, in an all time low era of DSP content, he's still barely a talking point. He's a poundland king tut, who despite having seemingly unlimited pit of money to throw at "owning the trolls", still gets maybe 1/10th of the attention of a horny Asian spastic pedo, badgering porn stars on twitter.

Derich's got his own thread, Phil's lonely furry mod was the talk of the town for a while and meanwhile no one can be bothered to even DOXX OIC, despite how he clearly, desperately, wants someone to try. Even Phil's neighbours and WWE comrades got outed, but the fact literally no one cares enough to go after his biggest financial backer, tells you how irrelevant he is, even after spending thousands of dollars to inject himself into the narrative.

I believe in you OIC. Keep plugging away. Who knows where you'll be this time next year... A detractor ran parody twitter account? A doxx of your own? Maybe, just maybe... if you really spend a lot... you could one day get your very on thread on the farms. Good luck bud.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

his paypigs and whales really have to wake up an realize how much power they hold over philbert. they basically have complete control over him and his life, he is a slave to their wallets.
make this motherfucker dance.
just stop giving him anything for a week and then they could demand absolutely anything. dress up as sonic or yoshi for 30$.
or even better: for a 50$ tipsgoal he has to dress up as the pigroach with a little snout and antennas on his head. for every additional new cheer/ tip / sub he has to go on all fours and "oink-oink".
put his horsewife on stream for 70$.
or a 100$ tipsgoal: he has to do a irl stream where he has to go outside and interact with real people. for 150$ he has to do the same in dressup.
there are so many "fun and chill" possibilities.

While his paypigs have power over him they don't want to exert it, I was watching a OnlyUseMeBlade documentary,the guy is an alcoholic streamer and his "fans" give him money to drink saying that they will give him more money the more shots he does,at one point his girlfriend stops him from drinking and his "fans" say that they want to see him die and that's why they encourage that behavior. Phil fans are not like that,while you have some people that give money to try to mess with him like OIC the majority of his whales are deep in pignosis,they actually believe Phil did nothing wrong and he has just been dealt a bad hand at life and that people hate him for no reason,I think that on the discord leaks or the OIC leaked DM's it was said that Phil has a handful of whales who he messages to get money and they even take the effort of using a different username to tip so it looks like he is not being supported by such a small group of people.

Phil whales could fuck with him if they wanted but since they are not ironic fans they won't.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I like that he is straight up saying he's being paid by Twitch in a few days but wants more tips now. That itself should be a deterrent.

Since Saturday is your official day, but you're celebrating it tomorrow, why don't you have the raincheck be after that Twitch pays you in THOUSANDS? This whole thing makes no sense but I realize nothing makes sense with this dude because he feeds you bullshit constantly.

He couldn't get scopely to move the event to Saturday.

"Please guys, don't post Wrestlemania spoilers in the chat. I don't watch WWE anymore, but there may be other people in the chat who do..."

Anyone that watches wrestlemanta is glued to their TV and not Phail's stream. His excuse can't be more ridiculous.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Let him continue to throw hundreds down the bottomless well of DSP's finances. Personally I don't give a shit, OIC is a faggot and if he goes broke because we give him attention by shitting on him and documenting his donations to the pigcult, all the better.

If it takes him going broke to see the error if his ways, so be it. Guy is a retarded homo with or without money.

In that clip of the chat where people thank OiC for saving Phil's anniversary, the last line of "Trolls are stunned" is the dumbest one. No one here is EVER stunned by the idiocy of Phil's five fans because we see it every day. @Surly Muppet literally described what was going to happen before it did. OiC is just Phil's basic bitch.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

This is a minor thing but I had Phil's video of Fall Guys from yesterday part 1, at 9:02 he reads a tip and says "ST charger tipped me two dollars and says 'you should replay Homefront: The Revolution' Oh you really wanna...waste my time? uhmm" and after that proceeds to say that its a shit game. I just wanted to point out how an innocent tip with no negativity or hint of being from a detractor gets told that he is wasting his time for saying he should replay a game, he just has too to take any opportunity he can to be toxic.

 

[millais]

His begging has increased so much over the past year that now it has rendered terms like begathon or hardcore begging season meaningless. Every stream is a begathon, every week is hardcore begging season

 

[kebab4you]

His begging has increased so much over the past year that now it has rendered terms like begathon or hardcore begging season meaningless. Every stream is a begathon, every week is hardcore begging season

Would be neat to see it graphed to a timeline to see the ramp up, bonus points if it includes reason for hotspots/notspots in the timeline.