DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

This is a surreal piece of DSP history right here. I've watched some of these panel clips before but never came across the part where we see how big the crowds were.

At his 2012 MAGFest panel, he casts a pignosis spell over a real life crowd, actively retconning his racism scandal involving Bliptv. The person with the camera pans over the entire room (relatively filled with people) as you can hear DSP shitting on Bliptv for falling for lies "da haters" told them about him being a racist dipshit.

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For posterity, here's the clip that got him cancelled from Bliptv. Definitely not racist lmfao.

#PigCult

This was the biggest mistake the gamer world could have made.............making it seem like he was somebody. I notice he didn't play the video in question to prove his case.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

And the fact that you guys keep talking about him every single time he donates.

Protip : stop

Thats not how mental illness works. LonelyIcedCoffee has spent thousands of dollars on Phil. This isn’t a troll doing it solely for attention from detractors, this is a lonely individual who has a specific coping mechanism for their illness. Forming a parasocial relationship with a streamer and using money as a way to buy their friendship, or play the role of savior to the streamer in order to fill some personal gap in their life.

I’m in no real hurry for LonelyIcedCoffee’s doxx but my expectations are pretty set. I fully expect him to be a young adult between 19-22 years old working a job that pays less than $50k, no friends, no love life. Based on the lack of personality I’m going to guess he is either fairly normal looking and able to create friendships/relationships but can’t maintain them due to having nothing to offer past the initial curiosity and interest.

Tut and LonelyIcedCoffee are two ends of the cuck spectrum. Tut was a high flying and spectacular cuck who actually had a personality, and definitely was a younger person playing with family money (shit, possibly straight up stolen money), and LonelyIcedCoffee represents the quiet loser at the table who pays the tab himself but everyone forgets to say goodbye when they’re leaving.

Theres value to be had for us here. I’m compelled to believe LonelyIcedCoffee doesn’t ACTUALLY have the financial means to fund DSP’s life past a certain age, so I think it’s good to be able to sit and enjoy the spectacle and see how much he’s willing to give up for master.

For every $100 LonelyIcedCoffee spends, we actually win in the long term. Problem is a lot of people here are so impatient and just want to see Phil kill himself or quit streaming this week.

 

[tomstone]

do you think oic is a succesful person with a good job or owns a succesful company or a trustfund baby?

I fully expect him to be a young adult between 19-22 years old working a job that pays less than $50k, no friends, no love life.

there is no way he makes less than 50k$ while dropping 1000s of $ every month on twitch unless he still lives with his parents for free and basically donates every single $ he earns on twitch.
that would be ultimate wheelchair sadness

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

This is a minor thing but I had Phil's video of Fall Guys from yesterday part 1, at 9:02 he reads a tip and says "ST charger tipped me two dollars and says 'you should replay Homefront: The Revolution' Oh you really wanna...waste my time? uhmm" and after that proceeds to say that its a shit game. I just wanted to point out how an innocent tip with no negativity or hint of being from a detractor gets told that he is wasting his time for saying he should replay a game, he just has too to take any opportunity he can to be toxic.

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“identical NPCs standing next to each other”
Now what game that Phil praised does that remind me of?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Monster Hunter was the easiest day 1 views he could have gotten in his life. It's short as fuck and story quests are gimped with monsters having 1/4th of the health compared to GH quests. He could breeze through it in like 5 days of streaming it.
Also Outriders is pretty good all thing considered. It's janky as you'd expect form People Can Fly but it's good fun when the game isn't crashing or the servers are down.
He just doesn't want to play anything that isn't CoD or Fall Guys at this point. Zero effort.

He really could have m.ilked it too with doing every little thing possible and taking his time with hunts and scouting out palicos/palamutes (dogs and cats) editing, doing top tipper to rename them, asking viewers on questions of whatdoido, etc.

Oh well back to playing the same four games every week. When's the last time this guy bought a new release? He's still playing shit from months to years ago at this point.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

there is no way he makes less than 50k$ while dropping 1000s of $ every month on twitch unless he still lives with his parents for free and basically donates every single $ he earns on twitch.
that would be ultimate wheelchair sadness

This is exactly what I think, actually.

 

[YokuNama]

do you think oic is a succesful person with a good job or owns a succesful company or a trustfund baby?

It doesn't matter which. He's going to eventually lose all his money one way or another.

 

[Poo Twister]

I have actually tried to Doxx OiC purely out of curiosity. I'm not a pro like Nigel but I can find things if I want to. OiC has hidden his trail pretty well, I've found a few things here and there, a few other comments in other Twitch streamer chats, then I just got bored. My aim was to find out his occupation, but I just don't really care enough to keep going.

Then I learned that he wants to be doxxed, truth is that he probably thinks he's doing pretty well and if he's doxxed then it would prove us all wrong and make us look stupid. That's how OiC gets his pleasure, he likes to think that he's playing a game with Phil and us, and that he's at the top. In his mind the entire Philniverse revolves around him and we're only chess pieces in his mentally ill game. Spending thousands on Phil genuinely isn't a waste to him, he's bought his way into the Royal Family and it has actually worked.

The problem is that when you reach the top, there's no where else to go and that's when men get desperate. Now we all know that OiC is a fucking idiot, but in his mind he's the chess master, and he's winning a masterful game.

We have to pretend to play his game, let him get further up that ladder and let him reach the top. Phil knows that support from OiC won't last forever, and when Jaxx and The Pastriarchy drop off, he's basically done.

The fallout from this is going to be insane, And even though OiC is a complete twat, he's going to be remembered as a phenomenal troll.

 

[gaarashatan]

This is a minor thing but I had Phil's video of Fall Guys from yesterday part 1, at 9:02 he reads a tip and says "ST charger tipped me two dollars and says 'you should replay Homefront: The Revolution' Oh you really wanna...waste my time? uhmm" and after that proceeds to say that its a shit game. I just wanted to point out how an innocent tip with no negativity or hint of being from a detractor gets told that he is wasting his time for saying he should replay a game, he just has too to take any opportunity he can to be toxic.

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omg, for some reason i thought he was streaming right now so i went to his channel and notta then was like wait. whats wrong with me. it would only be 9am where phil is. no fucking way hes streaming, lazy ass probably isnt even up yet

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

I have actually tried to Doxx OiC purely out of curiosity. I'm not a pro like Nigel but I can find things if I want to. OiC has hidden his trail pretty well, I've found a few things here and there, a few other comments in other Twitch streamer chats, then I just got bored. My aim was to find out his occupation, but I just don't really care enough to keep going.

Then I learned that he wants to be doxxed, truth is that he probably thinks he's doing pretty well and if he's doxxed then it would prove us all wrong and make us look stupid. That's how OiC gets his pleasure, he likes to think that he's playing a game with Phil and us, and that he's at the top. In his mind the entire Philniverse revolves around him and we're only chess pieces in his mentally ill game. Spending thousands on Phil genuinely isn't a waste to him, he's bought his way into the Royal Family and it has actually worked.

The problem is that when you reach the top, there's no where else to go and that's when men get desperate. Now we all know that OiC is a fucking idiot, but in his mind he's the chess master, and he's winning a masterful game.

We have to pretend to play his game, let him get further up that ladder and let him reach the top. Phil knows that support from OiC won't last forever, and when Jaxx and The Pastriarchy drop off, he's basically done.

The fallout from this is going to be insane, And even though OiC is a complete twat, he's going to be remembered as a phenomenal troll.

While I agree with most of what you say I don't think that OIC is a phenomenal troll, he doesn't do anything in particular, he just shows up and drops big tips or subs. The thing is that a lot of people want to see Phil go away right now so they don't like that a whale is giving him so much money, every time he does a big donation you have four or five people in the thread saying something along the lines "c'mon OIC I'm not feeling owned until you sell your house to support Phil", I'm not trying to act as the fun police but from what I see here a lot of people get upset over the fact he donates ,but he is not doing any trolling.

Even if you want to argue he is a master troll there is a point where you are also trolling yourself, if I write 5000 porn movie reviews with the purpose of getting attention and I get a thread here for being a massive coomer am I at that point trolling the people who think I'm a coomer or did I troll myself for wasting so much time? I don't think dropping thousands of dollars on the biggest lolcow in gaming to not even become a mod can be anything else than a self own.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

there is no way he makes less than 50k$ while dropping 1000s of $ every month on twitch unless he still lives with his parents for free and basically donates every single $ he earns on twitch.
that would be ultimate wheelchair sadness

That's the case with most paypigs, though. These kids working minimum wage jobs don't have the money to waste hundreds per month on Phil. The ones on SSI certainly don't either. There was straightcuckhomie who probably wasn't making even $50k/year and he's married, yet still was blowing $1k+/month to become mahd, and recently lost it teehee.

 

[Fill Bern El]

He really could have m.ilked it too with doing every little thing possible and taking his time with hunts and scouting out palicos/palamutes (dogs and cats) editing, doing top tipper to rename them, asking viewers on questions of whatdoido, etc.

Oh well back to playing the same four games every week. When's the last time this guy bought a new release? He's still playing shit from months to years ago at this point.

man I was ranting so much about this dumb shit in phil's CoD chat yesterday

CoD needs to be dropped because once you see one stream of it, it's rinse and repeat

DSP dies: lag, bad connection, game sucks
DSP good: good connections, haha fun penne points!!1

like jesus christ my screen is turning fucking white due to the amount of milking being done to this mfking game...and THEN when he's done with CoD, he just switches to mfking WHAT? DANGANRONPA? DRAGON QUEST? WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SEE THIS? AND WHY IS HE ONLY ROTATING BETWEEN 4 GAMES IF HE'S A VARIETY STREAMER? HAVE A THROWBACK DAY AND PLAY SOME SHIT ON THE PS3, EVEN PS2, IDK JUST SAY FUCK IT AND PLAY TITANFALL FOR A SESSION CAUSE YOU'RE NOT BUYING SHIT RN DARK

Watching a guy beg for money basically reading a book to us (a visual novel is not a fucking game) is just fucking boring...And I realize like hey, AAA games can't release every week but it's not like there isn't 20-30 YEARS of previous game releases DSP can go to at any time. I am completely fascinated by his train of thought, or complete lack thereof.

And to top it off, if DSPGaming was truly an archive, then this idea would work out. "Full game playthroughs" wouldn't actually need to be fulfilled cause it's just an archive of his twitch. But no, ofc he won't do that.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

While I agree with most of what you say I don't think that OIC is a phenomenal troll, he doesn't do anything in particular, he just shows up and drops big tips or subs. The thing is that a lot of people want to see Phil go away right now so they don't like that a whale is giving him so much money, every time he does a big donation you have four or five people in the thread saying something along the lines "c'mon OIC I'm not feeling owned until you sell your house to support Phil", I'm not trying to act as the fun police but from what I see here a lot of people get upset over the fact he donates ,but he is not doing any trolling.

Even if you want to argue he is a master troll there is a point where you are also trolling yourself, if I write 5000 porn movie reviews with the purpose of getting attention and I get a thread here for being a massive coomer am I at that point trolling the people who think I'm a coomer or did I troll myself for wasting so much time? I don't think dropping thousands of dollars on the biggest lolcow in gaming to not even become a mod can be anything else than a self own.

Whoa this is some massive brained 4D chess moves.

Remember who the majority of Phil's fanbase is when you start writing this ARG-tier fanfiction.

 

[YokuNama]

The problem is that when you reach the top, there's no where else to go and that's when men get desperate. Now we all know that OiC is a fucking idiot, but in his mind he's the chess master, and he's winning a masterful game.

We have to pretend to play his game, let him get further up that ladder and let him reach the top. Phil knows that support from OiC won't last forever, and when Jaxx and The Pastriarchy drop off, he's basically done.

The fallout from this is going to be insane, And even though OiC is a complete twat, he's going to be remembered as a phenomenal troll.

He will be remembered as a "phenomenal troll"?

Let me ask you. Were you around when King Tutenkamen was blowing his money on Phil? Remember when he blew thousands on Phil then tried to get it all back to fuck him over and failed? Is he talked about around here very often since then?

No.

OIC is Tut 2.0 if what i've read about him is true with him being another 4D troll. Right now page after page he is talked about here and that's how he is getting his jollies off. As soon as he is ignored he's going to pull some big stunt that will fail miserably because Phil already knows he's just some clown that will pay anything for attention.

I try not to talk about him much and I don't really care too much to know who he is in real life because I already know what to expect.

I've seen this movie before and it was fucking retarded the first go around. I don't expect any different from the sequel.

 

[_XXIII_]

Phil knows that support from OiC won't last forever, and when Jaxx and The Pastriarchy drop off, he's basically done.

The fallout from this is going to be insane, And even though OiC is a complete twat, he's going to be remembered as a phenomenal troll.

[Edit: YokuNama beat me to saying pretty much the same thing before I finished typing]

No chance - whales get replaced by whales. Vidar, Swagginz, King Tut, Emerald 7, PlanetJeff, that blind guy, and OnlyIcedCoffee have all taken turns to prop up Phil’s finances with their little period of being top wallet.

Some other turbo autist fills the void OIC leaves one day, mark my words. You can’t kill Phil, certainly not by hoping that he runs out of idiots he can convince to part with their money. You already named two others.

He won’t be remembered as a phenomenal troll in the slightest, just another prick who threw thousands of dollars into a black hole and annoyed the few people who still believe Phil is on the verge of financial collapse any minute now. I sat through his bankruptcy - despite having zero other discernible skills, Phil is second to none for attracting oddballs with too much money to toss some his way.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Yeah his collection was completely random and nothing went together- there would be like a random mario character, a random mortal kombat character, a random marvel character, a random AAA video game character, etc. like he was just buying any and everything video game/nerd related, not stuff he was actually interested in. I feel like an actual fan of any of these IPs would probably stick to one or two franchises they really like for their collection and focus on that. Dsp was just buying whatever he thought other people would like and be impressed/jealous of.

He didn't even put the effort into maintaining them. I remember he broke the Guile and the Medic from TF2 statues. As time went on most of his statues started getting the usual wear and tear that you get if you don't bother cleaning the dust off them regularly.

I vaguely remember that several months ago someone asked him on stream if it's worth getting into comic book and card collecting. Dave said no, acted like the authority in the room while not knowing even basic terms like what a short-print or a secret rare is, and claimed that he got "scammed" or that people were trying to "scam" him by buying collectible shit from him. In summary he basically said: It's a waste of time since I failed at it, therefore nobody can succeed unless if they use underhanded means.
I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to sell some of his statues that were in bad condition at the price someone would sell the same statue if it was in good condition, then thought people were gonna scam him when they told him that they'll only take one of his statues off his hands at a significantly lower price due to its poor condition.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

While I agree with most of what you say I don't think that OIC is a phenomenal troll, he doesn't do anything in particular, he just shows up and drops big tips or subs. The thing is that a lot of people want to see Phil go away right now so they don't like that a whale is giving him so much money, every time he does a big donation you have four or five people in the thread saying something along the lines "c'mon OIC I'm not feeling owned until you sell your house to support Phil", I'm not trying to act as the fun police but from what I see here a lot of people get upset over the fact he donates ,but he is not doing any trolling.

Sorry to break it to you, but those people talking about "feeling owned" are all in jest because these paypigs feel that they're owning the trolls and detractors by giving Phil money. Hardly anyone here actually cares that Phil is getting money as we all know that he's spending that shit on gacha the minute it hits his account. The joke is that these retards are spending all of their money on a never-ending black hole. The people who OiC is pissing off can be found on twitter, reddit, youtube and elsewhere.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

We have to pretend to play his game, let him get further up that ladder and let him reach the top. Phil knows that support from OiC won't last forever, and when Jaxx and The Pastriarchy drop off, he's basically done.

I've only been following Phil for the past couple of years and if I had a penny for each 'this is the silver bullet that will cause Phil to be broke and homeless' I could buy all the Train Simulator dlc. OiC simply follows in the long line of brainlets that want to be the big fish in the small pond and with a large bank account they can be. It doesn't matter if it's Phil, the chat or detractors that they get reactions from, they get to be a somebody while they're still solvent.

OiC will probably get bored or Phil's greed will outweigh the amount even OiC can put in, we're beyond Phil having tax seasons and now it's monthly 'bills' that sprial into the thousands so there's no chance of his spending habits slowing down. And likely a new whale will come to fill the void, if one doesn't then it might be somewhat interesting but for the near future I doubt it.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

He didn't even put the effort into maintaining them. I remember he broke the Guile and the Medic from TF2 statues. As time went on most of his statues started getting the usual wear and tear that you get if you don't bother cleaning the dust off them regularly.

I vaguely remember that several months ago someone asked him on stream if it's worth getting into comic book and card collecting. Dave said no, acted like the authority in the room while not knowing even basic terms like what a short-print or a secret rare is, and claimed that he got "scammed" or that people were trying to "scam" him by buying collectible shit from him. In summary he basically said: It's a waste of time since I failed at it, therefore nobody can succeed unless if they use underhanded means.
I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to sell some of his statues that were in bad condition at the price someone would sell the same statue if it was in good condition, then thought people were gonna scam him when they told him that they'll only take one of his statues off his hands at a significantly lower price due to its poor condition.

There was someone that was going to "buy" his statues and contacted him behind the scenes. The guy had Phil take a ton of pictures (wasting his time) and never bought the statues.

 

[actually]

I fully expect him to be a young adult between 19-22 years old working a job that pays less than $50k, no friends, no love life. Based on the lack of personality I’m going to guess he is either fairly normal looking and able to create friendships/relationships but can’t maintain them due to having nothing to offer past the initial curiosity and interest.

Mostly agree, but I'd say mid-20s and making more like $80-100k to splash out as much as he does. Otherwise, I'd say dead-on. Based on the "DrTonyHuge" moniker, probably at least some interest in weightlifting as well but with the lack of personality, no real relationship benefits from it.