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Getting carpal tunnel from liking all of your guys' shit, like usual.

For funsies (aka retarrrr-ness) I went to PigPigGo, searched for 'PayPal,' & picked dates I knew for a fact I was in the process of charging every dollah tip back from Paul. The results were literal thousands since he begs incessantly & plugs the site... so I didn't get too far. But, I do present you three instances for you to make of them what you will:





these moments are all within a 7 day period.

I wish I could resurface his messages to the "outsourced indian mohrans" in the PayPal resolution center. lmao. He is so toxic.
Also, I never got to experience King Tut & Paul's cannibalization (credit to whoever used that term somewhere above me), so I will selfishly continue to root OiC on in hopes he does the same thing. The chargeback window is always closing on OiC though, but it would not matter. This is not years ago. Paul no longer has credit. He went bankrupt. Is married. Has a declawed son. Foreclosure shit lingering. Whales in danger of extinction. Taxes never upkept... need I go on? My gut feeling is that if OiC betrays him financially, Phil's meltdown would be of epic proportions. It would definitely lead to gout flares & other underlying health conditions truly surfacing. So yeah, I'm getting that groooooove back, getting that viiiiiiiibe back. I'm still ready for fun stuff & I hope you guys are too!
 
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strandedcastaway said:
In that clip of the chat where people thank OiC for saving Phil's anniversary, the last line of "Trolls are stunned" is the dumbest one. No one here is EVER stunned by the idiocy of Phil's five fans because we see it every day. Surly Muppet literally described what was going to happen before it did. OiC is just Phil's basic bitch.
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That’s kinda why I don’t entertain the idea of “he wants attention, stop talking about him”

if this loser really wants to own detractors and thinks giving Phil money does that he’s going to find any little comment to reinforce that idea, even if we stopped talking about him here he’ll sniff out that one tweet where someone says he’s lame or a chat message praising him for owning us.
 
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Rumpelstiltzkinz said:
If he is not PlanetJeff like @Surly Muppet suspects, then OiC 1000% is a homosexual.
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Would not be at all surprised to discover PlanetJeff actually is gay and his wife was so shocked and distraught at the life of lies he forced her into that she just willed herself into getting ass cancer or whatever it was she cacked it from.
 
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Hadidecount1990 said:
Sorry to break it to you, but those people talking about "feeling owned" are all in jest because these paypigs feel that they're owning the trolls and detractors by giving Phil money. Hardly anyone here actually cares that Phil is getting money as we all know that he's spending that shit on gacha the minute it hits his account. The joke is that these retards are spending all of their money on a never-ending black hole. The people who OiC is pissing off can be found on twitter, reddit, youtube and elsewhere.
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Exactly.

At the end of the day I couldn't give two shits if/how he made his tips goal at the end of the day: I make more money, have a nicer house, and a way hotter wife who isn't a literal braindead potato.

This might be a bit callous, but I'm the type of person who wants both Phil AND his retard whales to suffer from their own stupidity and poor decision-making.

Imagine Phil in a world without whales: he has no money, no discernable assets to speak of, is an insufferable prick with no friends, and in a loveless marriage.

So when LonelyIcedCoffee throws his tard bux at Phil, I want you to ask yourself what is different now. The answer is that now, not only is Phil STILL all of those things described, but OIC loses money he could have spent on LITERALLY anything else: whores, drugs, or even to help out an actual IRL friend (by the way, this is how you know he's LonelyIcedCoffee, because if he had any actual friends, the money he wastes on Phil would be spent to do cool shit with them.)

This is because he's a fucking GACHA ADDICT. His whale money goes straight to Scopely whom I have no beef with. At the end of the day, Phil is in the exact same place he started (+ worthless jpegs), OIC is out thousands of dollars Scopely CEO gets to do a line of coke off of a hooker's ass, and we get to sit in the forums and laugh at all of it for free.

TL;DR: I unironically have zero issue with his whales dropping money on him because it is effectively killing two birds with one stone in my eyes. Thank you for attending my TEDx Talk.
 
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wahkando said:
Why is this entire thread now about OIC?

Guys shut the fuck up and stop enabling this guy by giving him this amount of attention

Jesus christ
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Impossible.

PieceofShet said:
Whos this bitch? Whats his connection with dsp?

This looks soo fake, not even gonna address it anymore.
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If you didn't know. Venti is a career troll. And a very bad one at that.
 
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wahkando said:
Why is this entire thread now about OIC?

Guys shut the fuck up and stop enabling this guy by giving him this amount of attention

Jesus christ
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we gotta make sure the lore is established before the Save The Condo saga coming soon

uhhh, guys *sniff* Apparently, the dumb idiots in Connecticut can't sell the house because there's a hole in the roof and there's mold? WTF? I haven't lived there in YEARS, how could it be my problem! And now they're having me pay the fees associated with getting it in order to put it on sale!? I really need the help right now guys, if you could PLEASE tip me that'd be great. *snort* Sound good? Alright...................................Let's take a quick 30 minute break and then we can play some more call of dooooohteh. hehehehe
 
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Fill Bern El said:
we gotta make sure the lore is established before the Save The Condo saga coming soon

uhhh, guys *sniff* Apparently, the dumb idiots in Connecticut can't sell the house because there's a hole in the roof and there's mold? WTF? I haven't lived there in YEARS, how could it be my problem! And now they're having me pay the fees associated with getting it in order to put it on sale!? I really need the help right now guys, if you could PLEASE tip me that'd be great. *snort* Sound good? Alright...................................Let's take a quick 30 minute break and then we can play some more call of dooooohteh. hehehehe
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Its going to be like The Phil speaking for the Trees,

Except its Phil, arguing that the moldy hole in the roof doesn't need to be replaced or fixed all the while raising funds claiming he will all the while funding the nanorobotics division of his WWE mobile game by whaling for rolls of uncommon sweaty man jpgs.
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
There was someone that was going to "buy" his statues and contacted him behind the scenes. The guy had Phil take a ton of pictures (wasting his time) and never bought the statues.
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Didn't Phil seell a lot of his statues / game props years ago? I know the "statue guy2 was just the one who was willing to put a lot of money on the table and he made Phil jump though hoops only to say "No thanks". I bet his "nook" in the snort fort is actually pretty empty. Imho he has nothing left from his "days of milk and honey" which is even more amazing: if I had made so much money I would have invested it into something really soli while also saving some up for rainy days (and not the rainy days Phil thinks of)
 
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Phil always thinks in the short term. Yes Twitch provides him with a nice living now. But in 5-10 years theres no way this will still be going on. At that point he will realize he should have got a job. Honestly age 30 is probably the point in life where you should either get a real job or go to school. He's 40 he's wasted far too much he's pretty much fucked. He will get an inheritance but his parents don't seem super rich or anything. He has no siblings so he will blow that money super fast.
 
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In regards to OIC and his financial status, we can confidentially guesstimate his ability to donate discretionary income based on the frequency with which he donates as well as the amounts.

If a really rich individual were to donate to Phil to “own the trolls,” he’d allocate $10,000 to hitting the Tips Goal, twice a day on a daily basis for 50 days in a row. He could then switch to $5,000 worth of gifted subs over a period of time then revert back to donating $10,000 over a period of another 50 days. That’d be 4 months of continuous support with no break in between by spending $25,000. That amount is nothing for people who have money. Hell, I piss that away way more on gambling on a quarterly basis (but I’m a degenerate for slot machines so...).

OIC doesn’t do that. Most of the support that we can gauge publicly has come in the forms of subscriptions and cheers. And it’s been donated over a period of close to 12 months now. You can tell that he gets paid, takes care of the necessities, and whatever extra money he has goes into Twitch. We keep saying it’s Phil who’s been benefitting the most from OIC’s cuckoldery but it’s Twitch who has been the main benefactor by far.

That’s what’s incredibly pathetic. We have a young guy with limited income who’s spending it all on people he’ll never meet, who have no idea who he is, and have no motivation to ever know who he is. He’s demonstrated to be incredibly lonely by constantly telling people what he’s doing, never asking what they’re doing or integrating himself within a chat’s community. He constantly want to be the center of attention within the Twitch community he donates to or be the center of attention within this board, so he can be talked about.

This dude has major issues. It’s not normal to waste your life savings by donating to Twitch streamers as a desperate cry for attention. Years down the line, when an opportunity or emergency in his life is going to present itself, he’s going to feel incredibly stupid at all the money he’s wasted; money wasted without any goals or resolutions in sight.

Whatever “plan” he has, it hasn’t worked or produced anything to validate what he’s been doing. Especially for someone for whom that money is important.

In short, just another fucking retard sucked into the ‘Tim’s Vortex who’s inevitably going to regret it later.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Phil always thinks in the short term. Yes Twitch provides him with a nice living now. But in 5-10 years theres no way this will still be going on. At that point he will realize he should have got a job. Honestly age 30 is probably the point in life where you should either get a real job or go to school. He's 40 he's wasted far too much he's pretty much fucked. He will get an inheritance but his parents don't seem super rich or anything. He has no siblings so he will blow that money super fast.
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some part of me thinks phil knows this. or he thinks hell just stream till the day he dies i guess? which isnt possible either cause he will start having major issues and im sure his health insurance is garbo. wont be able to pay for his back pills and shit. feel even shitter when he does stream cause he cant get nice and medicated for his joints and pains. beg harder then. and etc etc etc. yet here he is dropping loads on hogan.

oh yeah. the content phil has to offer will only appreciate in value over the years as he gets more and more desperate and beggy cause he doesnt know how to be an adult
 
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Probably late but what the fuck is this....

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