DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

some part of me thinks phil knows this. or he thinks hell just stream till the day he dies i guess? which isnt possible either cause he will start having major issues and im sure his health insurance is garbo. wont be able to pay for his back pills and shit. feel even shitter when he does stream cause he cant get nice and medicated for his joints and pains. beg harder then. and etc etc etc. yet here he is dropping loads on hogan.

oh yeah. the content phil has to offer will only appreciate in value over the years as he gets more and more desperate and beggy cause he doesnt know how to be an adult

Phil doesn't have the foresight to retire, regarding the time where he bought all of his statues and gaming shit he has said that "he had all this money and had to blow it on something", at the time he was credit card debt and CT condo debt but instead of paying it he wasted all his early youtube money , he also said that he cashed out his retirement fund because his stocks went down (not understanding that something it goes up and sometimes it goes down). He doesn't plan ahead in any area of his life and pushes any responsibilities forward in time, for example it took him years to clean his garage once he moved to Washington and only did because his dad did it for him.

Phil past is whatever present Phil finds convenient at the moment and his future is for future Phil to worry about ,that's how he got to half a million in debt, there is a saying that says "how you do anything is how you do everything" and Phil never plans ahead ,why would his finances be different? He is the kind of person for which state pension is thought for since people like him will save nothing for his old age and when they can't work anymore will become homeless.

 

[YokuNama]

Likely Phils autobiography, (from his persepective.)

Well I laughed at first... but then I discovered there is actually pages and pages of material in these books... then read the authors description... and it quickly turned autistic.

Spoiler: Author Biography

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Phil always thinks in the short term. Yes Twitch provides him with a nice living now. But in 5-10 years theres no way this will still be going on. At that point he will realize he should have got a job. Honestly age 30 is probably the point in life where you should either get a real job or go to school. He's 40 he's wasted far too much he's pretty much fucked. He will get an inheritance but his parents don't seem super rich or anything. He has no siblings so he will blow that money super fast.

This is my personal reason for following the DSP sphere. Phil is completely and utterly fucked and he doesn’t realize it. Every day he goes on stream is another day he passes an opportunity to hold a sustainable job.

“Why would I work somewhere else and get paid less than I do now?”

Nobody is going to watch you anymore. You are LUCKY to have 300 stream viewers and around 5-10 contributors RIGHT NOW.

It’s a hole being dug deeper and deeper and I am DYING to see how far it goes.

 

[gaarashatan]

Probably late but what the fuck is this....

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its beautiful is what it is

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

This is my personal reason for following the DSP sphere. Phil is completely and utterly fucked and he doesn’t realize it. Every day he goes on stream is another day he passes an opportunity to hold a sustainable job.

“Why would I work somewhere else and get paid less than I do now?”

Nobody is going to watch you anymore. You are LUCKY to have 300 stream viewers and around 5-10 contributors RIGHT NOW.

It’s a hole being dug deeper and deeper and I am DYING to see how far it goes.

Phil probably believes hes going to dig a hole to china to commit further tax evasion

 

[gh0stzero]

While I agree with most of what you say I don't think that OIC is a phenomenal troll, he doesn't do anything in particular, he just shows up and drops big tips or subs. The thing is that a lot of people want to see Phil go away right now so they don't like that a whale is giving him so much money, every time he does a big donation you have four or five people in the thread saying something along the lines "c'mon OIC I'm not feeling owned until you sell your house to support Phil", I'm not trying to act as the fun police but from what I see here a lot of people get upset over the fact he donates ,but he is not doing any trolling.

Even if you want to argue he is a master troll there is a point where you are also trolling yourself, if I write 5000 porn movie reviews with the purpose of getting attention and I get a thread here for being a massive coomer am I at that point trolling the people who think I'm a coomer or did I troll myself for wasting so much time? I don't think dropping thousands of dollars on the biggest lolcow in gaming to not even become a mod can be anything else than a self own.

Its just a bit of fun, don't take this thread or its posts too seriously.

If you want to see some real salty tears about Phil getting money, head over to twitter.

I don't want to go naming anyone because autistic slapfights are gay but twitter detractorsphere is filled with tears about a fat man getting exceptionally large donations (the time he made $700 recently spring to mind)

At least here on kiwifarms we can hop over to a different lolcow for funsies. Detractor twitter on the other hand, [pun intended] is a circle jerk all furiously beating off the same garguntuan hate boner.

tl;dr your post describes twitter better than it describes the posts in this thread. Least that's my opinion anyway.

 

[BepsiLight]

Phil always thinks in the short term. Yes Twitch provides him with a nice living now. But in 5-10 years theres no way this will still be going on. At that point he will realize he should have got a job. Honestly age 30 is probably the point in life where you should either get a real job or go to school. He's 40 he's wasted far too much he's pretty much fucked. He will get an inheritance but his parents don't seem super rich or anything. He has no siblings so he will blow that money super fast.

Mama Burnell gave him 10 years so he doesn't have to worry about that for another 8 or so. That's future DSPs problem, not his.

Probably late but what the fuck is this....

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It's part of the DSP extended universe. Only intended for fans that want to dig beyond what's shown on the theatrical release.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Phil always thinks in the short term. Yes Twitch provides him with a nice living now. But in 5-10 years theres no way this will still be going on. At that point he will realize he should have got a job. Honestly age 30 is probably the point in life where you should either get a real job or go to school. He's 40 he's wasted far too much he's pretty much fucked. He will get an inheritance but his parents don't seem super rich or anything. He has no siblings so he will blow that money super fast.

Phil would never get a job that pays as much as sitting on twitch and begging for $$$.

He's selling his mental health and self worth to retards. Let's also be honest, he's not got the work ethic, mentality or ability to get a job earning $10k a month too.

He's doing the right thing honestly, he just has to drop his standard of living for it to make sense and stop dumping money into mobile games. Kat could get a full time job, pull $30-40,000 a year in and Phil could do the same even 5-10 years from now. They will be fine.

 

[gaarashatan]

Phil would never get a job that pays as much as sitting on twitch and begging for $$$.

He's selling his mental health and self worth to retards. Let's also be honest, he's not got the work ethic, mentality or ability to get a job earning $10k a month too.

He's doing the right thing honestly, he just has to drop his standard of living for it to make sense and stop dumping money into mobile games. Kat could get a full time job, pull $30-40,000 a year in and Phil could do the same even 5-10 years from now. They will be fine.

true, his problem is his money management. but while a job would appreciate, his twitch will only deteriorate

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

true, his problem is his money management. but while a job would appreciate, his twitch will only deteriorate

you make it sound so easy. Even if Phil got a job, he would be fired within a week for simply not showing up.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Probably late but what the fuck is this....

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bro i always wonder who be doing this shit too omg (this is real, go check it out)

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

bro i always wonder who be doing this shit too omg (this is real, go check it out)

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I have a feeling this will be an indirect spinoff of "Super size me"

 

[Forbidden Math]

Phil would never get a job that pays as much as sitting on twitch and begging for $$$.

He's selling his mental health and self worth to retards. Let's also be honest, he's not got the work ethic, mentality or ability to get a job earning $10k a month too.

He's doing the right thing honestly, he just has to drop his standard of living for it to make sense and stop dumping money into mobile games. Kat could get a full time job, pull $30-40,000 a year in and Phil could do the same even 5-10 years from now. They will be fine.

So I know this sounds crazy but bear with me: Money isn't everything.

Making 10k a month at the cost of your self worth, health, and future opportunities isn't actually as good as it sounds. It's actually worse than a dead end job in that at least then you get a 401k or something else. Now if DSP were saving some money or investing then, yes, it would be more than worth his time to make the cash he's making and keep doing what he's doing... but because he makes so much doing so little he ends up getting this psychotically inflated ego that tells him "I deserve this and no matter what I do I will always be famous so people will give me money".

There are plenty of people who have quit jobs that pay better than what DSP is getting to either pursue their dreams, or because the job didn't make them happy, or for (get this) more job stability. Money doesn't mean shit if it's leading you down a dead end. DSP would be better off getting a real job and snapping out of his "famous on the internet for playing vidya" fantasy.

Edit: By the way, playing vidya for the internet and making money is totally a thing you can do. Just not Phil because he's boring, stupid, bad at games, and offers nothing aside from toxicity which is why he's streaming to 300 people after streaming for years now (and having a long time youtube following before that). I mean holy shit take the hint Phil.

 

[Gramh]

And most of those ~300 are hatewatching, he probably has maybe 50 or so legit fans.

 

[marlintan]

OiC is just Phil's bottom bitch.

FiTFY

 

[UaineRunei]

In regards to OIC and his financial status, we can confidentially guesstimate his ability to donate discretionary income based on the frequency with which he donates as well as the amounts.

If a really rich individual were to donate to Phil to “own the trolls,” he’d allocate $10,000 to hitting the Tips Goal, twice a day on a daily basis for 50 days in a row. He could then switch to $5,000 worth of gifted subs over a period of time then revert back to donating $10,000 over a period of another 50 days. That’d be 4 months of continuous support with no break in between by spending $25,000. That amount is nothing for people who have money. Hell, I piss that away way more on gambling on a quarterly basis (but I’m a degenerate for slot machines so...).

OIC doesn’t do that. Most of the support that we can gauge publicly has come in the forms of subscriptions and cheers. And it’s been donated over a period of close to 12 months now. You can tell that he gets paid, takes care of the necessities, and whatever extra money he has goes into Twitch. We keep saying it’s Phil who’s been benefitting the most from OIC’s cuckoldery but it’s Twitch who has been the main benefactor by far.

That’s what’s incredibly pathetic. We have a young guy with limited income who’s spending it all on people he’ll never meet, who have no idea who he is, and have no motivation to ever know who he is. He’s demonstrated to be incredibly lonely by constantly telling people what he’s doing, never asking what they’re doing or integrating himself within a chat’s community. He constantly want to be the center of attention within the Twitch community he donates to or be the center of attention within this board, so he can be talked about.

This dude has major issues. It’s not normal to waste your life savings by donating to Twitch streamers as a desperate cry for attention. Years down the line, when an opportunity or emergency in his life is going to present itself, he’s going to feel incredibly stupid at all the money he’s wasted; money wasted without any goals or resolutions in sight.

Whatever “plan” he has, it hasn’t worked or produced anything to validate what he’s been doing. Especially for someone for whom that money is important.

In short, just another fucking retard sucked into the ‘Tim’s Vortex who’s inevitably going to regret it later.

Really good view on the OiC "situation". I would add that whenever he shows up in Phil's chat he desperately wants attention, but all he can do is @ some guy and type "sup pimp", "nice crown pimp" or answer someone asking for a sub. But, if he doesn't get the attention he needs, he just simply stop typing and vanish from Phil's chat. At that point he starts snitching users sneak dissing Phil by tipping $1 at a time and/or he starts donating.

And he's absolutely no rich guy. Multiple times he said that he "didn't have money until next month". I agree it's sad, but the scam is pretty obvious. He's just walking into it.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Probably late but what the fuck is this....

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Paul used to post this on GTG youtube comments.

 

[Gramh]

What would be really fun to see is DSP sit down with some sort of analytics guy to discuss his viewership trends and his donation trends and realize slowly that his viewership skyrockets when he's having a tism fit or getting salty about multiplayer games, his Youtube videos probably get most of their traffic from the detractor community looking for new material to splice up for their own content, and that he's reliant on troll tips and troll cheers for most of his "organic" donations and his real money is coming from a small handful of autists that want to see him hit an imaginary tips goal and gifting subs.

 

[YokuNama]

Paul used to post this on GTG youtube comments.
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[Antarctic Hellbeast]

What would be really fun to see is DSP sit down with some sort of analytics guy to discuss his viewership trends and his donation trends and realize slowly that his viewership skyrockets when he's having a tism fit or getting salty about multiplayer games, his Youtube videos probably get most of their traffic from the detractor community looking for new material to splice up for their own content, and that he's reliant on troll tips and troll cheers for most of his "organic" donations and his real money is coming from a small handful of autists that want to see him hit an imaginary tips goal and gifting subs.

So basically be like Brittany Venti, who is self aware enough to do her tism fits on purpose.