Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
The Ratface Manlet just got posted to /r/niceguys again.

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It's not my actions that ruined my reputation. It's the documentation and discussion of those actions that ruined my reputation.
This is an astonishingly common belief today, especially among lolcows, but really anybody willing to cry "harassment" when criticized. Russ really is a brilliant example of it in action, though.

The only time I gave a homeless person money, I was living in Portland and a guy at the trimet stop said he wanted alcohol.
Same here. I can respect an honest beggar. Or at least one that admits to a vice and doesn't try to bullshit me with a sob story.
 
There's no way this pipsqueak is 5'8".
What I wanna know is if someone called him a pipsqueak on the phone (the way his sentence is written is very confusing), or if he has been dwelling and seething on that single instance of it in the fake bio for all this time. I really hope it's the latter.

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How many times did he knock the mirror down when he cross-stepped and tripped on the luxurious tufts of fur growing from the backs of his hobbit feet?

No. The mirror committed suicide from both the sight and acrid smells of his feet.

Seriously it looks like he has hammer toes, ingrown or malformed toenails, and the feet look clammy. Probably smelled like a middle school locker room in there.

The comments on that Reddit post... :story: Looks like the OP was or is a friend of the girl he's bothering, and now they're getting the 30 second rundown.
So far no one has informed her of his STALKING CHARGE, but just mentioned lawsuit.
 
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Here's an interesting comment I saw on the reddit post, I don't recall ever hearing about Russell being a theater crew kid.

I don't recall him having a brother or a large family either, though it's a safe guess if he was raised mormon. I thought he only had a sister.
 
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Awww...the Widdle Man gets angwy when you point out that he's barely taller than a midget! How scawy!

I highly doubt that Russ is a millimeter taller than 5 foot 5. He's a short, scrawny little dingus. He has no muscles, no tone, and a paunchy little gut like a 55 year old accountant who needs a couple beers before bed to fall asleep. It's really funny to see him getting so worked up over people pointing out that he's short. He's even got to bring up the bullshit about how he's totally a gym rat, you guys! Serious!
 
Women are biologically predisposed to seek genetically fit mates that won't give their kids horrific congenital malformations. What a shock.
If that were the case, they wouldn't have children with black men, since they are notorious for leaving you a single mother, and the child in question a future felon/corpse in a gang war.
 
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