DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JimiHendrix]

From John and Howard, to the dude that built his PC, to the original tax guy, and the list goes on, if you even SLIGHTLY inconvenience Phil, you are now the bad guy. Fully agree with your point.

there seems to be degrees of it. Chris Furtado, who is I believe the one who built the PC? John Rambo, the tax guy. They were traitors. They blind sided phil for no reason according to him. But DSPCultleader, SoK, KWO, Youtube, Tevin, they were the villains. Rambo and all the others, they attacked phil out of no where because they let "feelings of resentment build up" according to him. But the others? Tevin and all that? they just "hate me for no reason" and are actively malicious and out to get him.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Reminder that Phil changed despite how many times he's either threw people that helped him under the bus or blamed people that made fun of him for why he's still not doing good in life.
I swear he's said that one of mistakes he's made (rare, I know) was being overly negative to the first TIHYDPs and shitting on EvilAJ the way he did, which is why he tried to "own the meme" with KOCC, yet for some reason, he decided to go after the restreamers the same way.

It's almost like Phil only changes in ways that don't really mean anything, like hating sex and not flexing his house in vlogs for YT money (which isn't as profitable anymore btw) and doesn't actually make changes to himself that might make him less fun to troll.
It's almost like the SOK, while they were the closest DSP has to actual villains, were what they are because of a desire for fame in the relatively small Detractorverse, which Phil gave them with his reactionary nature.

It could be Phil being too stupid or too prideful to change himself, but it's probably just his depression coming out.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Monster Hunter was the easiest day 1 views he could have gotten in his life. It's short as fuck and story quests are gimped with monsters having 1/4th of the health compared to GH quests. He could breeze through it in like 5 days of streaming it.
Also Outriders is pretty good all thing considered. It's janky as you'd expect form People Can Fly but it's good fun when the game isn't crashing or the servers are down.
He just doesn't want to play anything that isn't CoD or Fall Guys at this point. Zero effort.

Phil doesn't want to spend $60 to breeze through something. He wants to spend as little as possible and milk content for as long as possible. He's been playing Fall Guys (Free) for almost a year and CoD ($60) multiple times a week for 5 months. Both GnG & Danganronpa were <$60 and will drag on way past their welcome too. Don't even get me started on YaSnooza & AC:V.

Phil doesn't have the foresight to retire, regarding the time where he bought all of his statues and gaming shit he has said that "he had all this money and had to blow it on something", at the time he was credit card debt and CT condo debt but instead of paying it he wasted all his early youtube money , he also said that he cashed out his retirement fund because his stocks went down (not understanding that something it goes up and sometimes it goes down). He doesn't plan ahead in any area of his life and pushes any responsibilities forward in time, for example it took him years to clean his garage once he moved to Washington and only did because his dad did it for him.

Phil past is whatever present Phil finds convenient at the moment and his future is for future Phil to worry about ,that's how he got to half a million in debt, there is a saying that says "how you do anything is how you do everything" and Phil never plans ahead ,why would his finances be different? He is the kind of person for which state pension is thought for since people like him will save nothing for his old age and when they can't work anymore will become homeless.

IIRC Phil liquidated whatever meager 401k he had from working at the helicopter support job to help fund his move across the country.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

299 messages in 10 days. What the actual fuck.

 

[tzgnilki]

299 messages in 10 days. What the actual fuck.

nothing special happened

 

[JamFlowMan]

Reminder that Phil changed despite how many times he's either threw people that helped him under the bus or blamed people that made fun of him for why he's still not doing good in life.
I swear he's said that one of mistakes he's made (rare, I know) was being overly negative to the first TIHYDPs and shitting on EvilAJ the way he did, which is why he tried to "own the meme" with KOCC, yet for some reason, he decided to go after the restreamers the same way.

Well this one is easy. TIHYDP became acceptable when Phil found a way to profit from it, but in order to do so he had to undo the negative image he himself taught his audience so he wouldn't look like a hypocrite (didn't work) and they would watch his shitty ripoff videos (they didn't.)

Tomorrow if Phil found some way to profit off of restreamers he would pretend he always thought they were a great way for new people to find his khantent instead of the digital muggers stealing his hard work and tips he's always painted them as.

 

[PieceofShet]

299 messages in 10 days. What the actual fuck.

Thats sounds normal here.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

It's almost like Phil only changes in ways that don't really mean anything, like hating sex and not flexing his house in vlogs for YT money (which isn't as profitable anymore btw) and doesn't actually make changes to himself that might make him less fun to troll.

Phil is hyperfixated on absolute bullshit and will exaggerate and blow things out of proportion to every degree necessary, no matter how absurd it looks to everyone, to avoid putting meaningful work into meaningful change. That's why he has two schedule tweets, one that's a worthless image, one that's a worthless audio file, because just doing the productive, effective thing (schedule in plain text with maybe a promo image) would mean that he's been doing it wrong, and he can never fucking admit to that, so he just augments his incorrect behavior with more incorrect behavior.

It's why he's hyper focused on his rigid, autistic schedule in the first place. He fucking brays and caterwauls about how he's his own boss but when I wasn't my own boss and was salaried I could come in whenever, leave whenever, and take lunch whenever, so long as the fucking work got done, which is something DSP will never internalize or get to experience because he's never had to invest himself in a career or make himself useful to anybody else.

His entire "career" (over a decade of playing video games badly with zero significant collaboration or high quality output) is like a child's idea of what happens when Mom and Dad go to "work". They gotta get in the car every day at the same time, they gotta get home at the same time, it's sooper important. Not once has he ever taken advantage of the medium and expectations of a streamer to be spontaneous, to switch things up, to excite the audience at the prospect of the unexpected, all skills required of a professional entertainer and completely lacking in someone who is just pretending to be their Mom and Dad going to "work" every day.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

im just saying, he's been doing this even before the days of DSPCultleader.

I was going to fight you on it for about about two seconds until the obvious hit me; there's no winner in an arguement over who's been subjected to him for the longest. We probably deserve the most pity though for being stuck on the train so long.

I have something to say. It's better to burn out than to fade away Thinking of his old enemies reminded me of Toby Turner. This may have been the first time I can recall of another khantent creator getting under his skin because he was establishing himself as a bigger player in the field than Phil. There were many of course but he's always been myopic in every sense. Phil chose to single him out when he caught wind that EA had hired Toby to help them promote the latest Madden NFL game.

This dood got a chapped ass over someone else getting paid to stand on a stage and shill a by the numbers annual product and suggested he should have been the one to get the gig. A series he admitted in his review that he hadn't played in a decade and had pretty much no idea how to play in the mahdern era. His review (and the entire tihydp complete with multiple controller slams at 1.5x speed) is great when you consider his jealousy was a key factor in motivating him to pick up the game so he could shitcan it after telling you he barely played the thing and ignored features and modes because he didn't understand or care about them.

 

[Coke Zero]

Phil doesn't want to spend $60 to breeze through something. He wants to spend as little as possible and milk content for as long as possible. He's been playing Fall Guys (Free) for almost a year and CoD ($60) multiple times a week for 5 months. Both GnG & Danganronpa were <$60 and will drag on way past their welcome too. Don't even get me started on YaSnooza & AC:V.

IIRC Phil liquidated whatever meager 401k he had from working at the helicopter support job to help fund his move across the country.

Dsp is absolutely fucked in the long term, no matter how much money he happens to be making right now. He has to know how fucked he is in the future but he's too lazy and greedy to do anything about it now. Why worry about the future when retards will keep giving you $200 a day? He's 1 medical emergency from being completely screwed financially, especially now with no bankruptcy to fall back on. A medical issue would be a double whammy too because he wouldn't get medical paid time off or anything.

Hopefully his whales are aware they will soon be on the hook for the medical expenses of a midde-aged man along with all the other bullshit they pay for. I know dsp feeds this whole "one last hurdle" mantra to his followers but there is no plan, the plan is for onlyicedcuck, jax razor, the pastrarhchy, etc to each keep giving him thousands of dollars per year, for the next 20+ years. Thats it, thats the plan.

Also I doubt dsp has even paid enough into social security to even get that once he reaches retirement age. He's going to have to go the disability scam route like the pigroach he is to get any kind of government retirement checks.

 

[marlintan]

Also I doubt dsp has even paid enough into social security to even get that once he reaches retirement age. He's going to have to go the disability scam route like the pigroach he is to get any kind of government retirement checks.

To qualify for Social Security disability benefits, you must first have worked in jobs covered by Social Security.

He would maybe qualify for SSI, but disability benefits would be just as strenuous to get as retirement benefits.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

nothing special happened

Thats sounds normal here.

No, not the thread. One user.

 

[PieceofShet]

No, not the thread. One user.

Oh. Yea I noticed that one too and I already put him on ignore. Very sus.

 

[tzgnilki]

He's 1 medical emergency from being completely screwed financially, especially now with no bankruptcy to fall back on.

the thing i'm looking forward to the most, is his reaction to the burial/cremation cost of both his parents

 

[Very Honest Content]

Imagine printing the US dollar into oblivion so manchildren can play anime gacha and send the rest to grifting "no loads". Rate me MotI because I am.

Taxing all savers to do so, that's the real kicker.

It’s funny you mention the Tips Goal limit because I was thinking about the shift from having the word “Tips” with no actual monetary goal (implemented from 2016ish-2019) to adding the /$100 at the end of the “Tips” metric on the Paypigboard sometimes in 2019. I don’t remember the specific event which precipitated Phil’s lazy mind to add the /$100 but ... sustainability is the biggest issue at hand. When Phil’s reliance for the majority of his income has shifted from hundreds of people to a handful of individuals, the expected level of money to be wrangled from the ‘tards is on borrowed time. This money bonanza will eventually dwindle away, gradually and persistently. And it’s going to create some amazing begging segments fueled by his withdrawals from the expected daily cash infusions.

It was suggested by chat to add a total goal so the viewers had an idea of what would be sufficient to shut him the fuck up about asking for money. Which worked, whenever he hit that level but as you note, anything under that causes massive amounts of angst to be salted out. The real mystery remains how he rationalizes how much he enslaves the late stream by expecting them to shoulder more financial burden in a much more compressed window of time for them to open their wallets for his sweatymanjpgs.

The fact that he has to make out Kiwi Farms as this huge antagonist is proof of how desperate for drama he is. All this site does is catalog the things he does, it actively discourages any plans of taking him down. It may have encouraged people to mess with him regarding WWE Champions, but that's his fault, not ours. He only ever brings up KF now because he has literally nothing to blame on what's holding him back now.

Remember, DSP is being impersonated in that game, so any suggestion to fuck with the account holder is not suggesting we fuck with DSP, which is against the rules and a valid reason to moderate users of this site over...good thing it's certainly not Phil using that account then!

 

[PieceofShet]

What a weird sentence.

 

[Coke Zero]

What a weird sentence.

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Wtf is "full-time streaming"? That is a very strange way to word whatever he is trying to say. I've never heard of anyone refer to their work-week as "full-time (insert industry/career field)".

Does an engineer for example wake up on Monday morning and begin 5 straight days of full-time engineering?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

the thing i'm looking forward to the most, is his reaction to the burial/cremation cost of both his parents

Well I have to be ahnest. The funeral is tomorrow, but tips have been really slow the last few days so I don't think I'll be able to afford to attend. It sucks not to be able to see your parents get buried, but what can you do?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I was going to fight you on it for about about two seconds until the obvious hit me; there's no winner in an arguement over who's been subjected to him for the longest. We probably deserve the most pity though for being stuck on the train so long.

I have something to say. It's better to burn out than to fade away Thinking of his old enemies reminded me of Toby Turner. This may have been the first time I can recall of another khantent creator getting under his skin because he was establishing himself as a bigger player in the field than Phil. There were many of course but he's always been myopic in every sense. Phil chose to single him out when he caught wind that EA had hired Toby to help them promote the latest Madden NFL game.

This dood got a chapped ass over someone else getting paid to stand on a stage and shill a by the numbers annual product and suggested he should have been the one to get the gig. A series he admitted in his review that he hadn't played in a decade and had pretty much no idea how to play in the mahdern era. His review (and the entire tihydp complete with multiple controller slams at 1.5x speed) is great when you consider his jealousy was a key factor in motivating him to pick up the game so he could shitcan it after telling you he barely played the thing and ignored features and modes because he didn't understand or care about them.

lol. Got his ass kicked because he doesn't know how to play football but it's the games fault.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

What gets me is when he starts saying we are having crazy conspiracies, all because we didn't monitor or control ourselves enough about a fake escort. We all know what came of that, but he still tries to hold that over our head.

A lot of discussion and speculation after that has been a bit constrained after that (I feel). Even with a 99% he's throwing his money into a blackhole gacha game, he still wants to call us crazies. Well, Phil, we are going based off your actions, habits, and what you are telling us. If you are purposely lying to throw us off your trail, or protect your family as you call it, then you're antithesis of everything you tell your audience on how you're an honest guy.

We aren't shitting up your chat, we aren't causing drama in your dead forum, we aren't tweeting you because well, you block most people who ask questions. Everyone here for the most part has a nice (lol) place to discuss every sort of action that goes on and it must suck that you cannot block it out for everyone in your nazi containment safe bubble you made yourself.

For some reason during Fall Guys, he had to say some crap about these trolls are pulling some sort of OPs to get into his games. Doesn't that sound crazy to you? Part of the game is "trolling" others to win (he ruined that word for me, what the fuck). Reality is he just needs to be a victim to something so he can continue being an "underdog" who can prevail over this one, when it's all the doing of your fans chucking money to you. I don't see how you can be an underdog for this long when we have seen your earnings.

If he went the "Mr Beast route" and starting giving away 10k a month, he'd probably make even more money than he is now tbh with even less effort.