The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Sourceress]

They claim it was missed in the survey but how? How could anyone miss this shit? No way is any of this up to code.

Wait, are they seriously trying to claim they had an inspection and the inspector missed that horrible wiring? Like, first of all no way in hell. But secondly, you can see that for your own damn self, you don't need an actual inspector to tell you that electrical wires in that kind of shape are dangerous. I have literally zero experience with electrical wiring and that shit and I know how bad that looks.

Between the wiring pictures and that photo of their battery bank, that is the stuff of nightmares. I can't imagine living on top of that, knowing it's not properly cared for and could explode, set fire, etc. any moment.

Then again, nothing these guys do is rational at all. They function in their own little narc headspace where nothing matters but what makes them happy in the moment. It's so bizarre and fucked up. I just don't understand it. 200+ suffering animals with little food and water and no extra nutrients and inadequate space, shit wiring set to go up at any time, a battery bank that's primed to explode, running everything off of generators that are only meant to be temporary.... and they spend their money on guns and Transformers toys. Boggles the mind.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The electric car is killing me and I am fucking embarrassed they have't sold it yet. Also can't get more Y chromosome than displaying magic the gathering display boxes as decoration. They're not even color coordinated! Someone get them queer eye for the weird guys.


So, so far the 100k$ has been spent on....?

• new guns for the larp
• a tractor
• a new generator
• their new rape shed aka earth ship renovation
• restaurant meals
• new clothes
• finally some goddamn upgrades to the solar panels

Anything else I'm missing?

 

[Prune Tracy]

EVs are cleaner in the immediate vicinity in any case, and some of them handle really well (on good roads). As long as you're amidst a reliable urban power grid, there are reasons one might buy one besides saving the planet. And even at that, the economy of scale of a large modern coal fired plant doesn't make the EV notably worse for the planet than burning oil.

But the Tranchers seem to have got the message that EV == ideological fashion good person points without quite understanding why.

Or if a rational motive exists, perhaps they got it to impress potential pay pigs.
I said rational, not smart.

EV’s are still bad for immediate vicinity: https://www.emissionsanalytics.com/news/2020/1/28/tyres-not-tailpipe

 

[Meriasek]

How does their electrical stuff work, anyway? They have battery storage and a generator, I guess. The battery supplies DC power, but that gaming rig and all the other normal appliances require AC, don't they? Are they running an inverter or something, or how do they do it?
Generally interested in this, actually.

 

[Baloney Face]

Aren't they also hooked up to the grid?

 

[Dickens Cider]

Do we think the dome is aerodynamic enough to make it into low orbit when their batteries explode? Enquiring minds wanna know. I’m thinking maybe enough methane from inside the house coupled with the fire potential of them using and storing recycled anal lube plus the batteries? They might be relocating to Santa Fe whether they like it or not.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Do we think the dome is aerodynamic enough to make it into low orbit when their batteries explode? Enquiring minds wanna know. I’m thinking maybe enough methane from inside the house coupled with the fire potential of them using and storing recycled anal lube plus the batteries? They might be relocating to Santa Fe whether they like it or not.

Nah the land is going to continually burn for weeks when the batteries explode, just like that car that Richard Hammond drove off that cliff in the Alps. When that day comes we should all drive out there and toast some marshmallows on the electrical fires, imploding transformers, and burning dilators. I'll bring some graham crackers.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Aren't they also hooked up to the grid?

They aren't.

How does their electrical stuff work, anyway? They have battery storage and a generator, I guess. The battery supplies DC power, but that gaming rig and all the other normal appliances require AC, don't they? Are they running an inverter or something, or how do they do it?
Generally interested in this, actually.

It's all shit. Their batteries are shit, the wiring is shit, the inverter is half-dead, they murdered mutliple generators. Kev couldn't use his rig for several months because they lacked electricity.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Nah the land is going to continually burn for weeks when the batteries explode, just like that car that Richard Hammond drove off that cliff in the Alps. When that day comes we should all drive out there and toast some marshmallows on the electrical fires, imploding transformers, and burning dilators. I'll bring some graham crackers.

I don't want the smell of melting dilators on my s'mores.

 

[Miss Misery]

Nah the land is going to continually burn for weeks when the batteries explode,

Doubtful, there's nothing to burn. So I guess the overgrazing of their land is good in that they've created a pretty decent firebreak?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Doubtful, there's nothing to burn. So I guess the overgrazing of their land is good in that they've created a pretty decent firebreak?

Only takes one flaming Alpaca to get loose to the neighbors.

 

[Coccxys]

Wait, are they seriously trying to claim they had an inspection and the inspector missed that horrible wiring?

Well yes and no. Apparently they thought an inspection had been done (they must have realised when no inspection report came to them?)

So, so far the 100k$ has been spent on....?

• new guns for the larp
• a tractor
• a new generator
• their new rape shed aka earth ship renovation
• restaurant meals
• new clothes
• finally some goddamn upgrades to the solar panels

Anything else I'm missing?

Tractor was bought on finance.

 

[Miss Misery]

https://www.sanisabel.org/images/pdf/WaterPresentation_2019.pdf

Zone 2 – 35 acre minimum – is primarily residential. Homes with 35 acres or more are entitled to a domestic well allowing an owner to pump up to 15 gallons per minute for household, livestock, and outdoor uses.

https://inspectapedia.com/water/Well_Flow_Rate.php

Just because they're allowed up to 15gpm doesn't mean their well is capable of that amount. Reports from their area seem to be 5-10gpm.

Now you can sustain a household on a lot less than that, even a 1gpm well would provide 1,500 gallons a day and households (and even alpacas) could manage with that amount of water.

If they were smart they'd get another cistern or two (note: that round thing near the house I said was a hot tub previously is probably a small cistern for household usage) for the livestock.

All of that said, you cannot irrigate 35 acres with a 15gpm well. A well producing 5gpm might be sufficient to irrigate an acre or two... BUT:

Domestic and Livestock Wells: If you own property that is 35 acres or larger, you can usually get a domestic and livestock well. Only one of these wells is allowed per parcel. The well may serve up to three single-family dwellings, irrigate one acre or less of lawn and garden, and provide water for domestic animals and livestock.

Oh look, they can only irrigate one acre. No wonder they can't grow their own hay or... anything at all, really.

What the fuck were they thinking (LOL) when they bought this shithole and then let their animals overgraze without any sort of rotation plan or...

Yeah I know. Troons.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Tractor was bought on finance.

Ah, thank you. Hope they pay it off with the money at least.

Very quick crosspost that I don't know if it has been talked about here: apparently Kevin will move to the earthship or will have more room when someone else does.

So what exactly is the earthship for? A home for the main funky bunch or a housing for general troons? And will it be able to support KevKev's gaming rig?

Something tells me that if they do move and don't abandon the earthship, they'll instead abandon troon base alpha. Hell, I could see the Penny and the Bonnie factions splitting, Phil and his slaves and anyone else who wants to be a tenant in his camp doing nothing but occasional ranching and tugboating & turning it into La Zorra, and Paul and Sky as forced labor slave masters on the farm suckering in more gays and troons and failing(at what? everything).

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

So what exactly is the earthship for? A home for the main funky bunch or a housing for general troons? And will ir be able to support KevKev's gaming rig?

Its a place for getting hit with concentrated rays of radon from old tires until you turn into a super tranny trooper.

In all honesty I think they intended it for general troons, but they don't like kev so they'll probably flop him in there to annoy the plebian pansexuals. Troon civil war would be something to see though.

 

[mooey]

Putting Kev in general population or um, the earthship, is going to be amazing. Imagine the new drama when he's around new vagrant trans.

 

[AMHOLIO]

He talks as if he'll get his own closet and maybe some more space to show off his 100000000+ toys. He is mistress's little & slave, he might get special privileges where everyone is equal on the anarchocommie farm but KevKev is more equal than others (whether its by being around longer or being one of master 's favorites).

 

[mooey]

He talks as if he'll get his own closet and maybe some more space to show off his 100000000+ toys. He is mistress's little & slave, he might get special privileges where everyone is equal on the anarchocommie farm but KevKev is more equal than others (whether its by being around longer or being one of master 's favorites).

People he's just met are going to have a way harder time putting up with all the clutter he brings with him from the main house. Can't wait for that giant transformer to become the earthships "statement" piece in the living area. I want a MTV cribs style house tour, please give us that much.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

People he's just met are going to have a way harder time putting up with all the clutter he brings with him from the main house. Can't wait for that giant transformer to become the earthships "statement" piece in the living area. I want a MTV cribs style house tour, please give us that much.

YOU STEPPED ON MY UNICRON!!!

 

[Prolego]

Wait, are they seriously trying to claim they had an inspection and the inspector missed that horrible wiring? Like, first of all no way in hell. But secondly, you can see that for your own damn self, you don't need an actual inspector to tell you that electrical wires in that kind of shape are dangerous. I have literally zero experience with electrical wiring and that shit and I know how bad that looks.

The guy who inspected it for them was the same guy who installed it. He couldn't see anything wrong.

The electric car is killing me and I am fucking embarrassed they have't sold it yet. Also can't get more Y chromosome than displaying magic the gathering display boxes as decoration. They're not even color coordinated! Someone get them queer eye for the weird guys.


So, so far the 100k$ has been spent on....?

• new guns for the larp
• a tractor
• a new generator
• their new rape shed aka earth ship renovation
• restaurant meals
• new clothes
• finally some goddamn upgrades to the solar panels

Anything else I'm missing?

Paul just got a new laptop



https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1381465095226548225 (X)

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