The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[JenkinsJinkies]

Floyd's drug dealer was just trying to provide for his wife and kids, he was good ol' boy who din du nuffin wrong

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It's racist to assume he could just get a job in the white man's world, he had to sell drugs to buy an escalade feed his family and now this white supremacist judge is trying to incriminate him by making him talk about all the crimes he committed. Can we not shed a tear for this noble entrepreneur who's dealing with the death of his friend he killed?

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Hot dang I missed that. Was that during direct?

It was right before cross examination

 

[Peacock Angel]

Your honor. I'd like to present Evidence 2250. This photo reveals George Floyd to be an Astartes of the Ultramarines Chapter. A superhuman soldier from the year 40,000. Floyd could not have pulmonary edema, as he has two lungs. He could not have a heart attack because he had two hearts. His superhuman metabolism makes him immune to conventional drugs like Fentanyl. He was a big guy because he has the black carapace, a biomechanic biosuit installed under his skin. He biologically cannot feel fear or pain, and didn't want to get in the car because he was used to wearing his Mark VIII Terminator armor. The foam in his mouth is actually venom, which he can spit up to 30 meters and can melt through steel.

Floyd was on a mission to procure a banana on direct orders from Roboute Gulliman himself. He was stopped in his thunderbird, which was disguised as a shitty ford bronco and piloted by his apothecary surgeon general. And in my entire expert career as a Golden Corral waiter, I can confirm that their have been 0 cases of accidentally killing a space marine



I saw the body cam footage your honor.

courage and honor and shieet

 

[Merry]

Brief tangent, but SPEAKING of body cam footage. The footage from the shooting yesterday was released. Female cop pulled her service piece instead of the taser and shot the kid. Whooops!

Mentioned this in the riot thread: women do NOT make good cops in any role but handing out tickets

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

So is this the last guy for the prosecution? Is there a list or anything for the defense's witnesses?

 

[Hackallier]

Brief tangent, but SPEAKING of body cam footage. The footage from the shooting yesterday was released. Female cop pulled her service piece instead of the taser and shot the kid. Whooops!

One of the most annoying things about female cops is the voice. Female voice doesn't work for making authoritative commands. A high pitch "I'll tase ya. I'll tase you" will rather make me laugh than take it seriously.

 

[Peacock Angel]

So is this the last guy for the prosecution? Is there a list or anything for the defense's witnesses?

https://www.mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/WitnessList02082021.pdf

 

[BrokenLightbulbs]

Between Corona and now these bullshit expert witnesses, I'm starting to add medical professionals to my most hated profession after Journalists.

Hey, at least journos don't have a hand in killing around 240,000 people a year stateside.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

It's racist to assume he could just get a job in the white man's world, he had to sell drugs to buy an escalade feed his family and now this white supremacist judge is trying to incriminate him by making him talk about all the crimes he committed. Can we not shed a tear for this noble entrepreneur who's dealing with the death of his friend he killed?

I’m sure that when he isn’t slinging dope, this dude can’t wait to get home to his lovely wife, the only wife he’s ever had, and the singular mother of all of his children, whom he loves. He probably mows the lawn every Wednesday, plays baseball with Jimarcus and take little Timayshawn fishing on Sundays (after church.) I bet he’s even taken on leadership roles at The Girl Scouts so that he pass on his masterful slinging skills to little girls who will one day sell software or pharmaceuticals for millions of dollars instead of dirty percocets on the streets. Everybody does their best to leave the world better than they find it, after all!

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Female voice doesn't work for making authoritative commands.

They do if you're commanding children. That's why a majority of them are teachers.

 

[wholetthegodsout]

Mentioned this in the riot thread: women do NOT make good cops in any role but handing out tickets

What type of warrants did this guy have? I imagine it had to be more than an unpaid speeding ticket.

Also cops were pretty incompetent here but why did this guy run/struggle with them?

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

https://www.mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/WitnessList02082021.pdf

f. Minneapolis Park Police Personnel
i. Peter Chang
ii. Jason Ohotto

I really have to hear these. Thank you bud.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

What type of warrants did this guy have? I imagine it had to be more than an unpaid speeding ticket.

Also cops were pretty incompetent here but why did this guy run/struggle with them?

He had an outstanding felony disorderly conduct

 

[DiabeticSP]

What type of warrants did this guy have? I imagine it had to be more than an unpaid speeding ticket.

Also cops were pretty incompetent here but why did this guy run/struggle with them?

I don't know why these fuckers always try to run from the god damn police like if they leave that means nothing happened and its no longer a problem.

Anyways what's next on the docket we on to the defense yet?

 

[Merry]

I don't know why these fuckers always try to run from the god damn police like if they leave that means nothing happened and its no longer a problem.

Anyways what's next on the docket we on to the defense yet?

I've lost track of the number of police chases and shootings I've seen because some moron didn't want to take a ticket for smoking a non-felony quantity of weed in their car.

 

[Ari Gold]

One of the most annoying things about female cops is the voice. Female voice doesn't work for making authoritative commands. A high pitch "I'll tase ya. I'll tase you" will rather make me laugh than take it seriously.

The bodycam footage also shows that he did not attempt to flee until she softly touches his right elbow. Her softness very well could have made this guy think he could take these fools.

She's also fumbling with a stupid fucking card in between her two hands throughout.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Brief tangent, but SPEAKING of body cam footage. The footage from the shooting yesterday was released. Female cop pulled her service piece instead of the taser and shot the kid. Whooops!

he knew exactly how fucked they were lmao

 

[KiwiFuzz]

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he knew exactly how fucked they were lmao

:surprised pikachu face:

So anyone fancy a flutter on the tox screen?

 

[The First Fag]

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he knew exactly how fucked they were lmao

And all of us, too

 

[Plunkie]

As much as I wanna laugh at a woman ruining everything per usual I think we need to keep it out of this thread unless it's pertinent to the trial