The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Icasaracht]

THIS ISTHEBESTTRIALIHAVEEVERSEEN!

 

[Probably An Autist]

RIP to austin zone chat
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the pol stream is back up if you didn't know

 

[Collections Agent]

I don't know how you guys do it, I watched the trial for 5 minutes and just completely tuned out

 

[BrokenLightbulbs]

Nearly every female officer I've ever seen in one of these bodycam incidents has been absolutely useless, whether it's freaking out and screaming, accidentally shooting a suspect, or just being so physically small that they can do nothing to help their partner as he's getting his head smashed into the pavement by some 250lb criminal.

That's not to say that I don't think female cops can do the job. I've seen plenty of chick cops that I wouldn't start shit with. It's just weird how few of those women ever seem to make it into these videos.

Affirmative action ruins everything it touches. It's not even a debate. By pure ideology it is implicit in causing trouble.
There ARE man-dyke Madame Trunchbull female cops out there that will make the average criminal shit their pants on sight but they're pretty rare.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

This literature major should have gone before Felonious Floyd... By the look on his face, I wonder if he had a break time bathroom issue?

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Oh wow! This is such bullshit! A man in his mid 40s mom dies, imagine my shock! They ONLY brought that up to try and prove that it was his actual mother that he was calling out for, and not his girlfriend. Nice try.

This dude hadn't even seen his brother in two years. Yeah, sounds real close to me. And why did the prosecution only bring up 1 of his 5 children?? Because he was a deadbeat, I'm sure.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

"we uzed to play video games"
"george uzed to make da best banana mayonnaise sammiches"

what the fuck

Did he dance around while he ate them?

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

I don't know how you guys do it, I watched the trial for 5 minutes and just completely tuned out

All depends on the witness. Looking at this guy now, time to play some video games. This is gonna be bad.

 

[LemmeSee]

why are things the way they are
they weren't always like this

 

[April Ryan]

Defense should decline to ask questions by just saying that to cross this witness would serve as little purpose as that direct was.

 

[TLEN]

Hello darkness, my old friend.

 

[Evil Enchilada]

Like yeah I feel bad for this dude who lost a brother, not fun
but what input does he have into this trial other than boo hoo

"he wuz the best bro ever, lovely dude yo he hoopin (no not like that)" doesn't mean chauvin killed him.

Yeah, that's usually for the sentencing trials, where you try to convince the judge to give the defendant the highest possible sentence.

 

[Meat Target]

That would just make it so much more sweeter. In a perfect world this fag would be mulched by the defense.

Did I just hear him say

"I wuz a truck driver and he would explain how to shif gears."

Lucky for you he had no questions for him

In this case, the lawyer has to consider that "O-word": optics. He's making a case to the jury. Nelson doesn't want to come off as punching a baby.

 

[But I Digress]

why do black people have the weirdest and dumbest names????

During slavery and shit they didn't really get to name their own children. Once slavery ended they started naming their children, usually giving them traditional American names.

At some point they began trying to reclaim their heritage by giving them non traditional names. Unfortunately most had no idea of their culture as they were separated from their actual African ancestors by multiple generations so they would end up giving their children names that sounded right but weren't actual names.

At this point it's done simply to give their kid a unique name that ends up hampering them in life. This is unfortunate as there are many great African names (Kwame, Ekon, Imani etc).

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This dude hadn't even seen his brother in two years. Yeah, sounds real close to me. And why did the prosecution only bring up 1 of his 5 children?? Because he was a deadbeat, I'm sure.

There was all kinds of shit about this one daughter and how he was the best dad and her only friend and playmate even though she was 6 and he moved to Minnesota 6 years ago.

And on edit, OF COURSE he moved to Minnesota to get clean so during the few months where he was the best dad ever he was also high out of his gourd.

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/News/george-floyds-daughter-speaks-dad-time/story?id=71031800

 

[TFT-A9]

Yeah, that's usually for the sentencing trials, where you try to convince the judge to give the defendant the highest possible sentence.

Man, it's almost like the verdict is a given anyway and we're skipping right ahead to how hard Chauvin should be fucked.

 

[Kripolkripa]

In this case, the lawyer has to consider that "O-word": optics. He's making a case to the jury. Nelson doesn't want to come off as punching a baby.

Also the prosecution didn't exactly help itself with that. No need to interrupt a shit show.

 

[7he47r0n]

"Child molestation prevention"... how exactly do you do that? Just don't molest children, and kill anyone who does.

 

[Probably An Autist]

I don't know how you guys do it, I watched the trial for 5 minutes and just completely tuned out

sneed chat helps because i am but a simple retard.

 

[Merry]

I'd like to point out that this cop is clearly Jewish.